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lol....they brought it out nearly a year before the icon made it first showing... And I do believe I stand corrected. TSO or similar must apply if it is to be jumped by someone who is staying long term in Australia. And I cant stay on temporary APF memberships forever(at least I think I can't but I am looking into it.) Do any of those containers above have any sort of rating/testing procedure that they have been through? Because looking at the CASA document it seems that if testing has been done and the documentation is submitted to CASA there is a possibility it may be approved(if only in limited capacity) Though that wonderful piece of regulation dates back to August 1976... Really should be working or hitting the books but what the fuck... The op regs booklet turns me on. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Being a poorass I searched the forums and found what I believe to be gold. The para avis element. Though the website wont link through to it's page(probably not a good sign) in pictures it looks pretty good. Similar to the Icon. And TSO aint a problem. Anyone have any experience with the Element or ParaAvis in general? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

sorry to trudge upan old post but I have some questions. im 190cm(74 inches) tall and I have an inseam of 37.5 inches ( I know my body aint too long) What sort of sizing would I be looking at? On the above guide I should be around a C17 which means it opens up a whole lot more containers for me to check out.

I've read these horror stories and of those 200 names I'll be happy if 10 actually jump this semester. I really should stop thinking of the greater good and by the bigger boy rig first, it might come in just my size

my intentions with this rig was to have a 190 in it as a transition rig as our dropzone goes from a 210 to a 170 without anything inbetween. Also by hiring out the rig to non-uni jumpers we can raise some cash for maintinence and eventual replacement. well that was the idea anyways. I know that there isn't really a perfect solution but I thought that a container with an adjustable mlw was a good start. Though the thread seems to now be about uni gear choice, which suits me fine cause I need all the help I can get. Something sized for a 190 would most likely accomodate both a 170 and 210 aswell. Which will cater for all but the lightest and heaviest of newbie canopies. Just my thoughts anyways, it's way past my bedtime. Nighty nite. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

well I'm 6'3 and something that'll fit me will no way in fuck(I may be horribly wrong) fit a 5'3 chick... Just by the virtue of 200 odd people who put their emails down as interested in jumping(probably very few will actually jump) it was a pretty 50/50 spilt between chicks and guys so I figure an adjustable MLW helps everyone out. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

We're in Perth, Aus but I'm willing to buy from anywhere. Even the shitty motherland "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Howdy We're a uni club looking for a container with an adjustable mlw to fit a 190/170. I was wondering if anyone knows a dropzone with hire gear they sell periodically? Or other ideas for places to purchase gear from? Peder "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Are you 100% certain you can walk over custard? I think I am going to spend one day next week filling my bath with that shit just to check it out. Though not the sort of custard that makes my sheets solid. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I got my A license posted to the dropzone office cause I didnt really want to deal with my parents. My Mom has a few issues and I don't see the need to worry her further. Though she knows I jump she doesnt know where or when I go. I also happen to be starting a skydiving club at uni so it may be a dead giveaway. We have medical insurance so if I have a pethadiene fileld chopper ride it wont cripple the family. I used to feel really guilty but now I think that if I killed or injured myself in any other activity it would be an accepted outcome of the risk of living. Better get going. Need to do the dishes and Dad needs the computer. And remember if you die, your mom will be PISSED! "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Come to Australia. They have moveable camera's. Like half a dozen of the fuckers they move around all the time in a city of one million people. And the cops have radar guns and radar in their cars. I only have 2 points of twelve left to lose before my lic goes bye bye for three months. My beef is that those fuckers should be stopping aboriginals hanging their children in cemetaries before they slap me with a $50 fine for doing 5km over the limit. They raise tens of millions of dollars in revenue under the guise of road death prevention. Yet independant studies found the most beneficial action that could be taken to save lives is to create larger road verges on country roads without trees to wrap yourself around. Saving lives....Not really. Speeding fines for the most part are a fucking joke. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I can't believe no one has mentioned my favourite method of contraception, pulling out. Completely fool proof. All I have to do is count to 5, and pull out. I know it works cause I read it on the back of public toilet door. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

This one is easy. Whenever someone is being a dickwad just get a hold of their toothbrush and give your crack a vigorous brushing. Then every time you see them you can smile and know they are brushing their teeth with your ass. That or shitting in his shoes. Really, how often do you check your shoes before you put them on... Either of these solutions will greatly improve your quality of life. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I couldn't believe my good luck when I recieved a email from the guild co-ordinator asking me to please contact a police officer who phoned her earlier regarding our university skydiving club. Apparently someone dobbed us into the National Security Hotline (which is to report suspicious terrorist like activities) for something which I was never told about. Anyhow, the police officer said after speaking to the guild rep about our members it seemed whoever called in was a little too exicted about nothing. All this build up and there weren't even any secret terrorist members. And I dunno how much damage you would do tracking into the side of a building... Though I do believe we will be the coolest club on campus now that we have been investigated as a national security threat. Since we might have to change our name from the Lawn Darts Skydiving Club anyway, does anyone have any ideas with cool names? Al-Zakhawi Martyrs Skydiving Club maybe? The Suicide Brigade Skydiving Club? Jihad Skydiving Club? Allah's Warriors Skydiving Club? This is definately one fucked up day. Just when I thought shit couldn't possibly get any weirder. edited cause I cant spell worth shit. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Right now I have 2 jumps in the last two months, jumping just enough to meet minimum requirements while I save for a rig. I reckon it will take at least another 4 or 5 months to save up as I'm a pretty damn broke uni student... On top of this I won't jump if I make it to the National selection regatta, in which case it will be another 7 weeks till I can jump again. Should I just keep on ticking over slowly for the next few months or just take the time off until I have a rig? It just painful currently to pay out for rig hire($33 aussie dollars) when I could be spending that on my own stuff... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I think im with Ron. All the people saying it's worth it, would you still be happy with your choice if you were a dribbling bag of shit for the next 20 years of your life? And your family had to make huge sacrificaes to look after you... no holidays, no luxuries cause they pump all their money and effort into keeping you alive? What about if you were a quadraplegic? Would it have been worth it? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

woah shit. you two are taking this way more seriously than I am... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

lol... fuck there are some dodgy posts here. but I will elaborate further. I was tired as all hell and she wasn't kept up to the standards I got accustomed to... far too much hair. and just two weeks ago i spent days doing nothing but having sex. and to walt, I'll do pretty much anything she wants, but eating out something that tastes like condom lube and smells of latex is disgusting, smells and tastes so much worse. Though I offered anyways... I was pretty amazed at what happend. So tonight im going to dinner at someone elses house, and its do or die time.. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

like walts joyful tales of misadventure i too will tell you a terrible story. but unlike walt I am 19 and this happen about 2 hours ago. so after two months of movies and friendly chatting I pulled out all the stops and kissed this girl on news years eve. Not much happend since then. Until today that is. After much sweet talk I invited her over to my house. We made a lunch of toasted cheese, avocado and tomato sandwiches. Washed it down with some sparkling apple juice and then had a swim. Then came the moment I had been waiting for. SEX. hooray. well after wrapping said friend, business began as per usual until roughly 3 minutes later it was all over. "FUCK" i said to myself out aloud, acting very calm and collected.As a side note in december I was oversexed and anything less than 30 mins was dissapointing... But back to the story. So I waited a few minutes and Mr Droopy bacame Mr Happy again. I was wise and condomised, though this time instead of cuming rather early it just died. It surrendered in the middle of the battle. And not just once. I tried again afterwards and it did the same thing again. TWICE. Well she was fine about it, though Im pretty sure her friends will be laughing hysterically about me right about now. It used to stand at attention in full battle dress and fight the good fight. Now it's applying for a disability pension... my penis ruined my day. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

the study says it doesnt affect the volume of blood pumped by the heart so where exactly is the problem with skydiving? It seems no more dangerous than eating pork chops in that it MAY(very questionably) contribute to heart disease... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

"Im hung like planet pluto, hard to see with the naked eye." Though my relationship with my hand it going strong and it never complains about my size. though the cost of lotion is soaring and it hard to spit as often as i need to in this dreadful summer heat. size...just costs more to maintain... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

19/16/45 Highest I've gone is 28. Nothing quite like lying back and experiancing experiance. That being said my hairline is already starting to retreat and most people reckon im somewhere closer to 24. Older women rock. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Rather ironic since most skydivers are goin to HELL Save me a deck chair and a couple warm beers "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

yesterday morning with about twenty of us piled into one room i was messing around with the tv remote earlier and was subsequently told by the chick i was sleeping next to to move the remote cause it was poking into her back. Later that night we were ina semi-spooning sort of arrangement on the bed and I managed to crack a boner while sleeping. I woke up when she grabbed ahold of my dick and tried to pull the "remote" out of the bed. Shes not the least bit interested in me... Not too sure whose face was mroe red. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I'd like to dye a white jumpsuit i bought. probably hot pink or black. I've been told to use the acid dye that u boil the suit in. is this the right way to go about it? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E