Jumperpaula

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  1. Is it true, After your Gold Wings, you are grandfathered and no longer owe beer? Fly Your Slot !
  2. Damn, gone for one day and Im a major topic for discussion. And I Skydive!! Fly Your Slot !
  3. ahhh haaa....I do have a witness. And a Credible one at that! Fly Your Slot !
  4. Are you really exempt for beer rules after you get your Gold Wings? Fly Your Slot !
  5. Ok, I have a question about the beer rules and canopies. I know I owe a case of beer for my first jump on my new Stilletto. (New canopy for me, goes without saying), but the contraversy comes over "do I owe beer for my first Stilletto jump?" Even if it wasn't my Stilletto? and if this is true, will I always owe beer for ANY new canopy I jump for the first time? Some say "first Stilletto jump is beer", but it doesn't make sense to buy beer for EVERY canopy you try for the FIRST time. I buy my beer when neeeded, but just like Im against Illegal pieing, Im not into illegal beer requirements either. Whadda ya think? Fly Your Slot !
  6. THAT IS THE REALLY HARD PART OF RW. Lot's easier said than done but - SO TRUE! Fly Your Slot !
  7. The pole didn't have an option for "too much talk about boobies" or "not enough talk about boobies" ??????????? Fly Your Slot !
  8. Soon....patience.... Fly Your Slot !
  9. Ok, Im new to Happy Hours and I have Boobs, (and very nice one's too might I ad)... so, I'll try to join you and just fill me in on what "bartender" does. and please guys....be gentle with me the first time. Fly Your Slot !
  10. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hollywoodreporter/sundance/index.jsp I've been watching the Sundance Festivals for the reviews on the film but can't find anything yet. Anyone know how it "did"? Fly Your Slot !
  11. Damn...you are old, bytch ... but we luv ya anyway..like a fine wine. Fly Your Slot !
  12. My thoughts exactly. Great minds.... Fly Your Slot !
  13. Jumperpaula

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    I have a pink closing pin tattoo right on the top of my ass. The artist was a jumper and traced a closing pin for the design. - where the hell else would you have a closing pin tattoo? Fly Your Slot !
  14. Snow? What's Snow? No shit, Im 33 and NEVER SEEN REAL SNOW. Texas girl, ya'll know. I lead such a sheltered life Fly Your Slot !
  15. Actually, I was told that Chess will help you in RW by sharpening your skills in thinking ahead, calculating your next move and anticipating what others will do. Fly Your Slot !
  16. What an action packed skydive! And they call it "ta-kill-ya" for a good reason! Fly Your Slot !
  17. Me too... I gave up kid's birthday parties on saturdays, Baby Showers, Weddings - All social events that do not include skydiving. I gave up a attitude of the Typical Material Girl, for a motto of "I'd rather do things than have things". I gave up National Lampoon family vacations for Boogie Vacations. My kids gave up soccer to hang at the DZ on Saturdays instead. I gave up expensive clothes for new jumsuites and Skydiving T-Shirts. Life is really good. P.S. Thank God I didn't have to give up sex.... Fly Your Slot !
  18. Thanks dude, I was totally looking for something interesting to do.... besides post you with guys - Fly Your Slot !
  19. My RW mind can not think of a FUN otter SOLO exit. 20 Way, 12 Floaters
  20. Watch how easy you can be taken out of context. Congrats Fly Your Slot !
  21. Yeah, some porn movies start out that way....but some horror movies start that way too. Fly Your Slot !
  22. Is that a Pie? Does that make you a whore? Fly Your Slot !
  23. mmmm, hitchhiker, college student skydiver...mmmm too bad Im coming opposite. Hope to see ya at Gold Coast- Fly Your Slot !
  24. Hey, they haulted freeway construction on Interstate 10 for 6 months while they debated if it was protected "wetland". - Please don't piss on the grass ... Save our landing area from being declared "protected wetlands" It's coastal Texas for christs sake Fly Your Slot !
  25. Ok locals... IF I can work it out, fly in through New Orleans or Jackson? ( My Southwest Options) And how many hours from the airport? Kelli and Texans - Flying or Driving? Fly Your Slot !