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EXCELLENT! Needed the airbath! Miss you guys, looked at some pic's from that weekend & was thinkin of you..... Fly Your Slot !
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The Cessna wasn't so bad....about the time you were feeling cramped...it was jump run. I NEVER get to just hang on the strut- or get out at 2500. It was really cool for someone who does RW and Otter Ways all the time. I swear, I have a total of like 8 Cessna jumps - Damn Turbine Snob. But I loved it, and we love our Rabbitt. Fly Your Slot !
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After throwing a load together with Zenmeister on a short call, walking through it fast , throwing him on the load - launch a beutiful belly exit and then....having some of his accordian fly-a-rounds look better an much closer than MINE! Zen can fly on his belly...ain't no KINDA about it. Im not scared! P.S. AggieDave: If we do it again at Spaceland, Ill show you all in person. Fly Your Slot !
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I know, I know...Im a picture posting whore Fly Your Slot !
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would hybrid count. I'd rather strap it on, than wear it. Fly Your Slot !
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Low ceiling, we did hop n pops with the Rabbit all day. Way...cool. The deal was, if we made 15 loads, it would beat his personal records for loads flown (from San Marcos last weekend, when we borrowed their Otter) ,then Ginger would buy the beer. They made 24 loads, from 2500 to 3000. Rabbit bought the beer.
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If I remember it''s SEX:JUMPS:CASES 2:6:1 I put the first jump on my very own Stilletto 120, and bought my case of beer. Fly Your Slot !
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Ok, Ill jump in on the bet. Anyone beats the Spaceland Record, Ill post my bare tit's on the internet. Fly Your Slot !
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yeah, congrats and all that, but ...not to take away from the accomplishment, don't you think, being a student pilot and all, and having 125+ jumps, the test's should be a cakewalk anyway? Gez dude, we only have to know 3 FAR sections, how many you know? You only need 100 jumps for C. Way to go !!
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VICTORY!! SPACEY PLACE STILL HOLDS THE RECORD With the terrific help for Pammi, Merrik, Hacky, cloud9 etc. Hope Freezefest goes better today and you get to make some jumps. I got lost in the thread , who owes me a beer? Fly Your Slot !
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Here's to Him, to Him , to Him , the best of them all ... Lots of big kisses and "no bra" hugs. Hope you have a Great Day!! Fly Your Slot !
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Jumping....out of an airplane....for enjoyment? Can you feel the LOVE! Fly Your Slot !
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New corporate owners had me take that out of my vocabulary. Guess it's mentally working..... Fly Your Slot !
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Ive been posting with Cyber for years, long before I found Dropzone.com. He's always done some fantastic web design and looks like he did a nice job on his too. You know the old saying, If it aint broke, make it better? Just another place to go and chat and get info and meet people that's all. I think the skydiving community is smart enought to handle multiple forums. Cyber....nice work. Fly Your Slot !
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I am a snob, I am a Yuppie and I am a Skydiver. I love beer, but, I don't drink draft beer, ever. I don't drink cans or domestic unless I have to. Ill drink anything (accept Coors) the student chooses to bring. Then I go buy my own damn good beer. Try bringing a 12 pack of Corona or Hein to the DZ and see how many you get to drink. But for Students, whatever is fine. I understand they #1) can't afford good beer and #2) need to save the money for the next jump. It's all good. Fly Your Slot !
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http://skydivespaceland.com/ SPACEY PLACE
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Im the chick in with the Pink Grippers. See ya at Spaceyland. Fly Your Slot !
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Ive actually heard that one. And "the smoking section is on the left wing. If you want to step outside to smoke, go right ahead. If you can hold it, you can smoke it." Fly Your Slot !
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane." 2. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." 3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." 4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!" 5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell verything has shifted." 6. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more." 7. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. thank you, and remember,nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines." 8. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." 9. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. please do not leave children or spouses." 10. "Last one off the plane must clean it." 11. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight." 12. This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" 13. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." 14. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a, "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny,did we land or were we shot down?" 15. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant got on the PA and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bellsare silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." 16. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go sting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways Fly Your Slot !
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whats your best jump related song chorus
Jumperpaula replied to caledoniankid's topic in The Bonfire
It's all about the he said, she said bullshit Fly Your Slot ! -
Our turn? Fly Your Slot !
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Better watch the POSTIN AND DRINKIN tonight. Always a dangerous mix. Fly Your Slot !
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Someone bring that girl a bottle of Seagrams. Maybe some skydiving chat will take your mind off things. Fly Your Slot !
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Some big expert. I posted this 11/21/01, but If I had to start from where you are, I would have done things ALOT different. Actually, Zenmeisters the man. Surprised he hasn't weighed in. Great Wife, Cool with the Whole thing, has her thing. Fly Your Slot ! Fly Your Slot !
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We did our AFF out of the plane from the movie "DROPZONE" Pink Flamingo. Ahhh, the old days. Fly Your Slot !