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Absolutely agree! Slot Perfect and everyone is are important for all the reasons already mentioned..plus some. Rounds can be slot perfect - and lowtimers and RW and even FREEFLYERS...yes freeflyers, can all fall together and make a round, with slot perfect positions and everyone skydiving the plan, and everyone can get in. I would prefer that it wouldn't be required to be announced in advance (like a list) . ... but feel free to let everyone know if your planning one! ..so they can show up if possible. Things like Boogies and visitors and organizing can be crazy enough on any regular Saturday. I think , if the people are there and want to.. we should be able to just "go for it". I love the idea of multiple records for different aspects of the sport too. Maybe even DZ.com Falcon Numbers...(4 dotcommers doing a four point four way.number one....) Great Idea's and I'm enjoying the discussion. The honor will come from completing the task as a record using predefined criteria. Fly Your Slot !
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Scottie, as much as I love him and think he's a good organizer for low timers, had a tendency to let them get too big ...especially considering the experience level. He tried to put low timers in a spot they could handle, that would make them sucessful and feel good about the dive. Sometimes it was a great Moral booster, sometimes it generated feelings for failure. Your right, 17 way was a little much for you at that point. You could have said No, or you could have tried it. It was your choice, but at some point, the load organizer should know when to say NO, and when the skydive is getting too big for the experience level. That what being a Load Organizer, or Captain for a Big Way attempt is all about...knowing the experience level and when to say NO. Fly Your Slot !
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Care to beg for more.... Not that I'll work, but Ill listen anyway... Fly Your Slot !
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It's supposed to be the 12 things that may keep you out of trouble..... A little support here.... Anyway....two's behind the curve... Fly Your Slot !
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Comsumption of alchoholic beverages can convice you that it's a good idea to post revealing photos of yourself on the internet Fly Your Slot !
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I said when I loose the record... but beg, really beg and Ill see what I can find... but not on the What God Wraugh thread.... disrespectful Fly Your Slot !
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Incredible. A thread that never left topic. BEER ! Fly Your Slot !
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Dude, your scary! Fly Your Slot !
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'So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.' You mean, if I go to hell, I can't leave unless it freezes over? Fly Your Slot !
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I heard Enron's looking for a few good Lawyers! bahwahhabaghhwahh Fly Your Slot !
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Your on a roll girlfriend....my mentor! Fly Your Slot !
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Maybe, dead meat for morning DZ "as the prop turns" gossip. Gotta love it!! Fly Your Slot !
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No fear...pleanty and pleanty of good weather Texas weekends, good vibes and good skydives... Texans...chill. We are the Champions, act like it
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Jess....you get the MAJOR LAUGH OF THE DAY! Fly Your Slot !
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Sure you don't wanna double think that? I know, Im a picture posting whore And, Im the one in the neon Fly Your Slot !
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Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Me! Fly Your Slot !
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' The first woman to either lose or remove her clothing is dead meat. (This is similar to the war movie rule about the guy with the picture of his fiancee.) ' That sounds like the DZ Fly Your Slot !
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These are the good kind of mushrooms. Fly Your Slot !
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Food for thought.... It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Rats and horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. Cat's urine glows under a black light. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Fly Your Slot !
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES -- female, because they are soft WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on >SHOE -- male, because it is usuallyunpolished, with its tonguehanging out. COPIER -- female, because once turned off,it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the sameold lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Fly Your Slot !
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Texas Livestock show and Rodeo Chili Cookoff/Kickoff Party. Remind me not to be on the same plane with you tomarrow. Fly Your Slot !
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Oh, your on the load D. And being the gentleman that you are, you couldn't refuse...right? Fly Your Slot !
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News From Spaceland...the DZ.COM RECORDING HOLDING CHAMPIONS! http://www.skydivespaceland.com/ We got us a new organizer, and I'll talk to him about makeing it a PRIORITY! - No Worries! Fly Your Slot !
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It was explained to me as "try to push your spine against your rig... same as relaxing the back , I guess...without breaking the Arc. Fly Your Slot !
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In the sense that there is not 10 other skydivers tracking too, all from an imaginary center point, and you can see them in your peripheral (?) But pick a heading and go straight towards it, try small and controlled corrections left and right. When you get all the way flat, and you start to really feel the lift, and your hummin...it's a cool feeling. That's one thing I love about RW, I get to track like hell on every skydive. I'll go up against freeflyers on a flock anyday. They don't track and track flat on every single jump like we do...plus, I have bootie...and I know how'da use em. Fly Your Slot !