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When I look in the mirror, I see someone that is....
OrangeJumper replied to OrangeJumper's topic in The Bonfire
I had a very interesting converstation this weekend about how people view themselves. So, I was curious to see how all of you feel about your appearance. Plus I'm bored as hell and have nothing better to do at work. Please post pics to justify your decision. Personally, I feel that I am average (5-6). I'm not smoking hot but I don't think I'm a troll. Edited: For spelling The Original Cabana Boy! -
I joined the AF when I was 18. I guess I picked the AF because my whole family has been in the AF. Why did I join? Hmmmmm....I could give you a whole bunch of cheesy reasons but I'll tell you the main reason why. I thought the military would be good for me. I was spoiled rotten and completely irresponsible and headed down the wrong road. I knew it was only a matter of time before I got myself into serious trouble. The military seemed like a great avenue to escape all of the bullshit I was getting into and it was. It was the best thing I could have done for myself and I absolutely love my job. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Linkin Park, ect. The Original Cabana Boy!
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:0:0 Not one phukin jump!!!! I HATE THE RAIN!!!! I have to work next weekend, so I won't be jumping next weekend either......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Sorry Judy, I'm sure your a nice girl and everything, but....I'd rather be spanked by you OrangeJumper. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Ummmmm....I plead the fifth The Original Cabana Boy!
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And is there any relationship between this personal extensive research and the PROM? I do believe there is more to this story than you are telling. Bwahahahah.....NO! If I had any spankings that night, I certainly don't remember. BTW, this wasn't High School prom. The skydive orange member appreciation party was called the Orange Prom. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Shuddup Chris...I COULD be YOUR mom and I'd SPANK your ass til it bled Want to adopt? As a matter of fact, I am in the market for a pet I've been vaccinated but not neutered. You wouldn't mind if I humped your leg would you ..totally unexpected..that was funny...hump away if it makes you happy Woooohooooo!!!! Leg humping=safe sex The Original Cabana Boy!
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Shuddup Chris...I COULD be YOUR mom and I'd SPANK your ass til it bled Want to adopt? As a matter of fact, I am in the market for a pet I've been vaccinated but not neutered. You wouldn't mind if I humped your leg would you The Original Cabana Boy!
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Shuddup Chris...I COULD be YOUR mom and I'd SPANK your ass til it bled Want to adopt? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Golds Gym, 39.95 per month. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Let's just say I've done extensive research in this area and there isn't any close comparison. Okie girls are da bomb!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Woooohoooooo!!!! Okie girls give the best spankings The Original Cabana Boy!
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Marriage The Original Cabana Boy!
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hmmm....anyone else picturing a post showing up on DZ.com one of these days with a video (and sound) showing OJ and him letting one rip? No, never, nunka!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
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I was ALWAYS IN TROUBLE from kindergarden to high school. I don't get into as much trouble now. Only because I've learned how to avoid getting caught The Original Cabana Boy!
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That's great! While other guys are hooking up with the dz.com women, I get the ones that want to fart on me. Hmmmmmm.....I am doing something totally wrong The Original Cabana Boy!
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God bless you sweetie. Single women rock! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Drunk, ABSOLUTELY! Did I rip 'em, absolutely NOT! Let's just say that I did some things that don't exist in my memory The Original Cabana Boy!
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Who are you asking?????? The Original Cabana Boy!
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well, according to OJ, WrongWay...he doesn't care..unless she farts on him That's it, I'm buying a plane ticket to Oklahoma so we can get this over with once and for all oh yeah...come to Oklahoma and I WILL fart on you! Nevermind The Original Cabana Boy!
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well, according to OJ, WrongWay...he doesn't care..unless she farts on him That's it, I'm buying a plane ticket to Oklahoma so we can get this over with once and for all The Original Cabana Boy!
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I didn't know people like that even existed? Aw, comeon, now I'm gonna go cry... Sweetie, that was a joke. Don't get me started!!! You wouldn't like it if I was angry The Original Cabana Boy!
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