OrangeJumper

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  1. OUCH! The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. Definitely a spanker. My pimp hand is strong The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. I just hope you washed those clothes the moment that you got home....otherwise you need to throw them out. now Yeah, I did. Luckily I was wearing a wife beater when the pied me. The Original Cabana Boy!
  4. OMG! I have finally removed the "bag of ass" smell from my nose...ugh! The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. Don't you go starting trouble at the dz young buck. You will get beat down with the quickness heart breaker I'll sick Addie on you I want to say something so bad but I'll leave it out of the public forum The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. yeah, people tend to do that when they see me. LMAO I was laughing at the fact that you told liz to make her infamous phone call. The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. Find a rig for my fat ass and I'll come play. You can always borrow my super huge tandom rig The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. uh-oh! how do YOU know about the call?!?!?! ADDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh god... can't... stop.... laughing! Bwahahahahahaha! I seriously just fell on the floor laughing, thanks Brandon!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. You would marry me but no nookie. I maybe would have considered the 30 day trial period if there were benifits. Now your really ass out I made you laugh? You are a complete goof ball. My freaking abs were sore this morning from laughing at you. Got a feeling this is going to be a great weekend Will there be a repeat from your last Orange visit? See... they all laugh at me! WTF? BTW... I have bruises all over my arms today! Addie and Clay kicked my ass! Next time there better be some pudding to soften the blows. And the answer to your other question regarding this weekend............ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes, I have a phone call to make. BTW... the mariage was for cheap airfare. and i NEVER said no nookie! I'll bring the pudding next time You never said no nookie?
  10. You would marry me but no nookie. I maybe would have considered the 30 day trial period if there were benifits. Now your really ass out I made you laugh? You are a complete goof ball. My freaking abs were sore this morning from laughing at you. Got a feeling this is going to be a great weekend Will there be a repeat from your last Orange visit? The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. So what your trying to say is...... The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. ROFLMAO You jumpin this weekend? The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. huh? The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. Hell yes!!! I can't even get her to go have a beer with me. I must be slipping in my old age Hmmmmm.... you'll have to take that one up with her. She HAS been away for a few weeks, you know. Really? I thought she just went to Greece Damn, all this talk about me and I wasn't even paying attention! You wanna go to dinner too, Jason? I had a good time at dinner last night but I'm paying for it now. Can we say sleepy? Liz, you are a goof ball. Can't wait to jump with you and Addie this weekend. The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. Here is a couple of the pics taken after they pied me The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. Hell yes!!! I can't even get her to go have a beer with me. I must be slipping in my old age Hmmmmm.... you'll have to take that one up with her. She HAS been away for a few weeks, you know. Really? I thought she just went to Greece The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. Me?.............Yes! The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. Please no The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. Depends on what you consider a "dirty pie." Mine was slightly dirty..under the cool whip was all sorts of leftover junk from the dz frig and mustard and mayo. I got the dirty one because I skipped out on the actual day which I made the 100th jump and the following weekend..I got caught. Ohhhhhhhhh! That kind of dirty pie No, mine was clean but that doesn't take away from the stank ass smell that I can't get rid off The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. Depends on what you consider a "dirty pie." The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. Hell yes!!! I can't even get her to go have a beer with me. I must be slipping in my old age The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. ADDIE'S BACK!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! phew.... i was having some withdrawl issues there. Hmmmm....I starting to wonder about you two The Original Cabana Boy!