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ROFLMAO Sorry bro, I had to. Isn't that just fucking nasty The Original Cabana Boy!

How about the newly invented redneck tornado warning system The Original Cabana Boy!

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Thanks! The people at Orange are awesome. I didn't get everyone I wanted on the load but it was still a lot of fun. The Original Cabana Boy!

Sorry sweetie , the weather was freaking awesome! I made 13 jumps this weekend and saved my 100th for the sunset load on Sunday. Can't wait to see you this weekend!

Thanks! You need to get ass back down to Orange young lady We will definitely make a few jumps together. I'll show how bad I suck at sit flying The Original Cabana Boy!

Well, I finally made my 100th jump this weekend. It was fucking awesome!!!!! I would like to thank Rob, Dan, Sue, Jaime, Chad, and Jarad for a very memorable jump....THANKS GUYS! What started out as a speed star, ended up into Sue riding my back for 3,000ft She was still latched on to my back as my pro track was going off......ahhhhhhhhhh! I'm sure the look on my face was priceless. Needless to say, I was dripping with whipped cream after I landed. I can still smell that nasty shit...ugh I know, I know, I owe The Original Cabana Boy!

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I know this is long but I thought it was hilarious. The next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue: Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until suddenly, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job ". The Original Cabana Boy!

Don't know if I'm hot but here is a pic anyway. Hmmmm....wonder where you've seen this one before The Original Cabana Boy!

Does anyone know this guy? I'm mean really, what is this dude's issue? The Original Cabana Boy!

Oh, Addie, please do number 4. I'm on my hands and knees praying for a miracle. The Original Cabana Boy!

Tell me about it. That's why I hijacked it. It was getting weird in here The Original Cabana Boy!

Sweet! We will have a three way; you, me, and Jose The Original Cabana Boy!

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QuoteYou know what i'm on about boys. Quote CRACK The Original Cabana Boy!

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I will have to give my phone to one of my friends next time before I start drinking. Tell them to start snapping photos if they see me talking to anyone. Why didn't I think of that before... The Original Cabana Boy!

I watched the Cubs/Padres play in Wrigley Field a couple of years ago...AWESOME PLACE! I wish all ball parks were still like that. The Original Cabana Boy!

I think Linny's got ya beat. What do you expect, she's hot and your a dude. The Original Cabana Boy!

Isn't that why camera phones were invented?! Vicki ROFLMAO I have one but I must forget about it once I'm that drunk. The Original Cabana Boy!

That is true but there are the brave few that tempt fate. I wouldn't know anything about that The Original Cabana Boy!