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  1. OrangeJumper
    Thanks! Remember.... like he said..... full documentation! Liz, my question for you is, will you spit out or swallow the whipped cream? The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. OrangeJumper
    Once you have it documented, I'll call your DZ and put a ticket on your account... Bwahahahahahaha... I hate you all. wah! that's it... I'm going to Skydive Virginia or Xkeys this weekend instead. Go ahead! I'll see you again. I swear I will keep whipped cream in my car waiting for the right moment.......I was the wrong person to find out that you haven't been pied. IT'S ON NOW GIRL! The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. OrangeJumper
    Once you have it documented, I'll call your DZ and put a ticket on your account... Bwahahahahahaha... Liz may not even get a jump in before we start licking whipped cream off of her The Original Cabana Boy!
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    The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. OrangeJumper
    NO FREAKIN WAY!!!!! Frenchy... that's it.... I'm on a plane out there right now to KICK YOUR ASS!!! People... you know why he's on this kick, don't you?!?!?!?! BECAUSE FRENCHY IS HITTING 100 THIS WEEKEND AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!! This isn't about ME... it's about HIM!!!! Done deal! How would you like to send the payment? The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. OrangeJumper
    YES. And if you managed to squeak through the cracks... you are safe. You shouldn't pie someone 630 jumps later because someone forgot. That's what you think sweetie. Orange may be a little white tomorrow The Original Cabana Boy!
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    excuse me????? and you aren't sharing these details???? what good are you!!!!! do you have a date? i didn't give my approval yet! Well, I didn't want to tell anyone because it's with a whuffo. I wouldn't really call it a date, I would call it an experiment. An experiment to see how long I can go before this person bugs the shit out of me The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. OrangeJumper
    Here is a pic taken from last weekend after I got pied. The pies they used on me were only whipped cream. Let me tell you, it took three days to get that nasty fucking smell of me....ugh! The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. OrangeJumper
    It's the glasses, I love the glasses......HOT! The Original Cabana Boy!
  10. OrangeJumper
    Bwahahahaha! That's awesome, I might have to see if that works tonight The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. OrangeJumper
    Shit! I could be in trouble. The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. OrangeJumper
    Oh hell no! hehehehehe....I want tell anyone Saturday, I swear The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. OrangeJumper
    The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. OrangeJumper
    well i have to agree....thats what this thread is about BTW Don't know you but I like you already. I was just trying to get the thread back in the direction it started The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. OrangeJumper
    There you go again, starting shit! Liz deserves it, she is always giving me a hard time. The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. OrangeJumper
    How about weegenut? I like that one. you two suck. If you want to be technical, isn't that your job? I'm only kidding chica! The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. OrangeJumper
    Hahahahahahahaha. Ok, I'm better now I swear. Exactly, I think it's the other way around. The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. OrangeJumper
    How about weegenut? I like that one. ......Liz, Brandon said that all on his own. I had nothing to do with that, I SWEAR...LMAO The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. OrangeJumper
    How could I not. But... NO on the name... or else we're through! Bwahahaha....ok, ok already! So easy for you to kick me to the curb and I thought we had something going Are you proposing????? Finally???? I thought we already had this convo. Did we already agree to as long as there would be "benefits"? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    How could I not. But... NO on the name... or else we're through! Bwahahaha....ok, ok already! So easy for you to kick me to the curb and I thought we had something going The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. OrangeJumper
    You know you love me The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. OrangeJumper
    I think it's that little bit of air that gets trapped during sex.....pppfffrrrrt! The Original Cabana Boy!
  23. OrangeJumper
    Oh, that's it Liznut, I mean Wingliz, shit, I mean Liz. Now the gloves are off! The Original Cabana Boy!
  24. OrangeJumper
    Which is more stupid - Someone calling 911 because she can't control her kids or the comment the dispatcher made? Was kind of thinking the same thing myself.. Stupid or not, that was fucking hilarious I agree... what would have made it even better is if the mom, after hearing the dispatcher's joke, then turned to her unruly brat and said, "guess what, I called the cops, they're coming to shoot your ass!" I can just see Jay Leno cracking jokes on that on his show... Or David Letterman will have a top ten list of stupid parents. That would have been fucking classic! The Original Cabana Boy!
  25. OrangeJumper
    no. no way. don't let him fool you like that. My point exactly! The Original Cabana Boy!