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    How is listerine gay? Ask PB to tell you the story about gayness and listerine. It's a good one. But much better told in person. Let's just say as I was swishing listerine in my mouth, good o'l Liz decided to call me a faggit or gay or something, I started to laugh while the listerine was in my mouth and behold, both of my sinuses were filled with listerine. I don't think listerine was made for that because for some strange reason, it burned like a mother fucker!!!!!! OMG, I thought I was going to die! Needless to say, she was tackled after I rolled around on the floor for 30 minutes in agonizing pain The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Damn it Clay, like I don't have to listen to her's and Adrocks BS enough. I don't even want to know. As for you Liz it's on like donkey kong. i'm just tired of calling you by your real name... it just doesn't fit! it's too, i dunno... gay or something! gay like listerine. yeah. that's it. Jason is gay? Hmmmmm.....refraining from making inappropriate comments! Look weegenut, you best back up off me before I get ghetto with you! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Believe me, I know it's full of errors but it's still a great movie. I'm in the AF so I could pick it to death but I still like it. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Damn it Clay, like I don't have to listen to her's and Adrocks BS enough. I don't even want to know. As for you Liz it's on like donkey kong. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Damn straight!! Whatever, you are too busy PW to do anything. Don't let her fool you The Original Cabana Boy!
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    UNBELIEVABLE...... I LOVE THE GOONIES!!!!! Pink Suits, Blue Skies & Fast Tunnels, Dawn Suiter Don't worry about it, GTAVercetti is his own unique person. He really doesn't like much of anything. I think he was one of those kids that purposely hated everything that everyone else liked so he could be "unique." It's ok Rob, your parents love you The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Top Gun...probably the gayest movie ever. Probably why the Schelm is always quoting it. I think it anyway though and forshame ono all who have not seen it! That goes for The Goonies in my book as well. Not as quotable for sure though. I think your gay Rob, there is something wrong with you. Did your parents not like you or something. I'm here if you need to talk The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Take me to bed or lose me forever Sorry darlin'! I looky no touchy! Someone else will just have to step in... girls? Any takers? Just a joke....sheez The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Why would you hate to admit it. That is one of the best movies ever made. Comon Chrissay, get with the program The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Take me to bed or lose me forever The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Did I mention I was in the military How you doin? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Uh oh, I feel a little quoting coming on...please finish the quote. "Your snot nose jockies do a fly by on my tower at over 400 knots. I want some bodies butt, I want it now............ The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Could someone explain to me how this is possible. Is there anyone else out there that has never seen Top Gun?......say it isn't so The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Send me in coach!!!! Okay, your new sig line is CRACKING ME UP!! Especially since it's in bold AND italics!!! I know, I was laughing when I typed it The Original Cabana Boy!
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    What ever music you pick, you better make it good. Your going to need it. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    OMG! That has to be the nastiest shit I have ever seen. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little The Original Cabana Boy!
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    How you doin? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Just tell them you meant to throw it down... in a bad-ass "I'm outta here" move. It works for all the big stars. hahahaha.....and I'm out! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    You know what, I was trying to give you a compliment. Liz, aka jealous boyfriend, you need to do something about your girl. I see your not keeping the pimp hand strong The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Dammit I hate it when I'm being talked about on here and I don't even know it. Chris, you're just jealous that you don't know the words to every Garth Brooks song! And I freakin' love karaoke, so quit f%$%ing making fun of it! Virtual high five (((Slap))). Don't listen to them, you were rockin the place last night. All four people in the bar were applauding The Original Cabana Boy!
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    based on the kareoke thread, i'd say she has you on a pretty long flexi lead. ROFLMAO....awesome! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    That's just so hot! The Original Cabana Boy!