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  1. OrangeJumper
    .....and what does this initiation consist of MSM#1? The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. OrangeJumper
    Ok, so obviously we didn't think this whole thing through. The name is fucking hot though! The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. OrangeJumper
    Now that rocks for a name. Make sure I get a t-shirt, Liz. Kris, you can definately have a shirt!!! The team consists.... of Addie, Jason and I... and Chris is our coach. Yeah... (btw... i'm making some of this up as I go ) that's it!! Making it up? We are the hottest thing to hit the skydiving scene since........ok, now I'm just getting out of control. It sounded good for a second though. Our signature move is the moist spoon! It's fucking hot Chris, how do we do the moist spoon again? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    To be honest with you, I am not even sure what I did to become one! But I like Jason's idea for your initiation. You know what you did......SINNER! You #@$%& your moist $#@&! The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. OrangeJumper
    Well, it's a very complicated process. For a hot chick, such as yourself, the initiation consists of you getting naked and sending pics to myself for review and ccowden for the final approval All others, just send a written applicantion and we will get back to you at our earliest convienence Jason, you have issues! MSM is our new freefly team! Liz, shhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooshhhhhhhh, stop spolling my fun! The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. OrangeJumper
    Well, it's a very complicated process. For a hot chick, such as yourself, the initiation consists of you getting naked and sending pics to myself for review and ccowden for the final approval All others, just send a written applicantion and we will get back to you at our earliest convienence The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. OrangeJumper
    hahahahah....wow, could the five of us be anymore retarded? The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. OrangeJumper
    Were are you monkeys? Hold up your moist spoons so I can see you MSM#4 The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. OrangeJumper
    Sorry, I can't participate in this thread because I am just a moist spoon monkey....screw you guys, I will go start my own thread The Original Cabana Boy!
  10. OrangeJumper
    It was good meeting you too! That outfit was quite hot might I add....phew The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. OrangeJumper
    D, I remember seeing you at Z-Hills now. Adrock and I were commenting on how your suit looked exactly like the suit that a friend of ours wears. It didn't click until we were on our way back to D.C. Anyway, it was good seeing you again! Maybe we will get to jump sometime in less than hurricane force winds The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. OrangeJumper
    It was nice to meet you Cat, you need to come play with us at Orange sometime! The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. OrangeJumper
    LMAO.....Sinners! The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. OrangeJumper
    Damn Chris, I'm starting to wonder bro I thought you were checking me out Oh wait, everyone can read this, how bout dat bears game? Wan't a beer? The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. OrangeJumper
    You mean I had to pin her down!! And I expect thanks from all the guys on here for making that shot possible! *Clay, don't kill me for this..... God bless you sweetie for taking one for the team.....GET HER CLAY! The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. OrangeJumper
    Uhhhhh....oh yeah, work I am sooooooooooooooooo tired, I didn't go to sleep until 3:30. I can't complain though, it was worth it Get cho ass back to work MSM#1 The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. OrangeJumper
    Don't worry sweetie, I had my bodygaurd and blingpimp looking after me all night! Wurd! The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. OrangeJumper

    Amazing Pic

    OrangeJumper replied to boinky's topic in The Bonfire

    Amazing, simply amazing The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. OrangeJumper
    Gee... and I put so much thought into the lavendar bra with the black sheer shirt to make sure it matched the purple tie. Oh well.... All that effort wasted...I'm sure no one noticed The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. OrangeJumper
    The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. OrangeJumper
    Thanks for posting the pics bro! Dude, my ass is freaking dying right now, can we say tired!!!!! I didn't get to sleep until 3:30 this morning I had an awesome time everyone. We definitely need to plan the MSM reunion tour The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. OrangeJumper
    Wow...trying to make friends with the guy that's staying in our hotel room? Watch yourself when you're sleeping! Tell me some things you and Liz want to drink and I will make it happen sweets. Include hard alcohol, remember I get that shit dirt cheap. They wonder why there is so many fucking alcoholics in the military The Original Cabana Boy!
  23. OrangeJumper
    Oh, we've got jokes. See you tomorrow cool breeze The Original Cabana Boy!
  24. OrangeJumper
    I was going to say something else but I'll stick with what you said The Original Cabana Boy!
  25. OrangeJumper
    5'2, wow, you are a shorty. Well, I guess a 5'5 guy would be right up your alley The Original Cabana Boy!