OrangeJumper

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  1. Keys??? Shiiiiiit, that's why man invented Yellow Cab again I laugh! I live in arkansas! Yellow Cab? maybe in the big city of Little Rock, not in the boonies where I live, but when all else fails... I still have my tractor! That would be fucking awesome.....Come here baby, jump on my Catepillar and let me take you for a ride The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. There baby, i fixed it for you. hahahahaha.....uh huh, now the truth comes out The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. Keys??? Shiiiiiit, that's why man invented Yellow Cab The Original Cabana Boy!
  4. Not all women are like that....TRUST ME!!!! On the other hand, I totally agree with what your saying because I'm the same way. I could care less if someone I'm seeing goes out. Hell, most of the time I'm telling them to go out so I can have some time to myself The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. I'm sure it's a great thing when you find someone you want to be with, no argument there. I just thought those were funny....that's all The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. Must stay single, must stay single The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. I'll have you know.... I did not know ANY words to ANY songs that ANY body was singing. I was strictly there to drink cocacola and take pictures. Next time, your ass is getting on the stage. The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. bwahahaha....dude, she was kicking ass. I must say I was impressed. The Original Cabana Boy!
  10. Adrock and I sang Rodeo by Garth Brooks. The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. Okay, damnit. It was loud in the bar and we were having fun... but I was NOT drunk!! Just ask the other two clowns. I had ONE beer at the bar! And a little wine with dinner. I had about 10 cokes at the kareoke bar. I couldn't fall asleep last night till about 4am. NERD! Poor thing! The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. Ummm.... TMI. Fuck, I was hoping I could edit that before anyone saw it I was going to say "It's so hard for me to stay awake right now." Wow, I really need to sober up....Jesus Christ. My monitor is so blurry right now. Maybe I should stop posting for a while The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. I can't even begin to tell you how tired I am. I got 2 hours of sleep last night. That brings this weeks total to 9 hours of sleep. I don't know about you but I can still taste the alcohol. I know I must smell like a liquor cabinet It was worth it though, I had a freaking blast last night. Edited: I'm still drunk and I can't type. Nothing like being drunk in uniform The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. What kind of a drunk idiot would drop the mic while singing kareoke? I mean really, is that hard to hold a one pound microphone? Ok fine.....it was me At least I did it ya wuss Do I owe beer since that was my first time singing kareoke? Thanks for diming me out Liz. Good to know I can count on you I am digging your sig line btw. The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. Bwahahahahaha.....that's fucked up, but funny as hell! The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. BUSTED!!!!!!! ROFLMAO The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. I refuse to believe Liz would get that drunk. It's not like she's never done that at Orange The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. Damn Liz. I wonder if Clay is reading these The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. OMG, that has to be the nastiest fucking picture I have ever seen in my life Excuse me while I claw out my eyeballs The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. I know! I need to be spanked. The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. FUCK YEAH! The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. OK, then: Mine. Hahaha.....that was awesome! The Original Cabana Boy!
  23. Now which one of you ladies selected the super huge granny panties option That is unacceptable and all of you require immediate spankings....come on fess up I SAID WHO DID IT!!!!! Ok, that does it, now I'm angry! The Original Cabana Boy!