OrangeJumper
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Whoooo hooooo!!!! Hell, forget the beer, bring on the tequilla. That always seems to get me in trouble. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Want to go drinking?...only kidding! I know what you mean, I experienced that not to long ago. It wasn't at the bar though, it was at the dz The Original Cabana Boy!
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Isn't that the worst feeling in the world? That is why I try to moderate my drinking at bars and clubs. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Those damn goggles get people into trouble. I'm usually pretty good about not bringing them to the club but, every once in a while, they manage to find their way in my pocket The Original Cabana Boy!
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met a girl (or guy) at a club or bar while you were completely smashed and unable to remember what the person looks like the morning after? Well, this happened to me a few weeks ago. I met this girl at a bar in DC. We talked on the phone a few times and she was wanting to meet up over the weekend. Needless to say, I was very hesitant about meeting her some where because I could not remember what this person looked like to save my life. Since I had to work this past weekend, I agreed to meet her Saturday night at Outback for a beer or two or three Anyway, I get there and I'm sitting at the bar sweating bullets. I am praying that I didn't have beer goggles that night. She walks in the door and comes up to me and says hi. I hesitantly say her name and she responds to it. I was relieved because she was smoking hot! To make a long story short the date (I guess that is what you call it) went really well This ever happen to anyone else? The Original Cabana Boy!
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:0:0 Two weeks without a jump.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is the longest I have gone without jumping since I started last fall. The Original Cabana Boy!
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I enjoy being single but I wouldn't mind finding someone that could hold my attention for more than a couple of weeks. I'm afraid that I've doomed myself to a life of being single The Original Cabana Boy!
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I was kind of excited about that post too!! Just wondering which one it was.... Yep, definetly going to hell That's just bad.......but funny The Original Cabana Boy!
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Ahh, Tres Tres, without him, we might never have beer! You couldn't pay for a better beer officer. Good ol tres tres, what would Orange do without him? The Original Cabana Boy!
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"Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres The Original Cabana Boy!
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Damn, I just thought you were flirting Me? Flirting? Nah...I'd never do that. Looking around for the lightening strike. LMAO The Original Cabana Boy!
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ROFLMAO, that is some funny shit! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Damn, I just thought you were flirting The Original Cabana Boy!
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I wish this was a happy Friday. I have to work all weekend....ahhhhhhh! This will make week #2 without a jump The Original Cabana Boy!
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Absolutely! I still suck at freeflying so I at least have to look cool The Original Cabana Boy!
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GET OUT!!! Just kidding The Original Cabana Boy!
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I think he'd be thinking "Heaven." 2 women working on him and touching him...do you really think he'd protest? Only thing he'd protest about is if pics were taken showing he was getting a manicure/pedicure. Yeahhhhhhhh! Two women working on me, that would make me I promise Why pick on me? I'm such a nice guy. So I don't like when girls fart and I'm a "metrosexual" and I have a busy workout schedule and whatever else is wrong with me. Is that any reason to gang up on poor old OJ? The Original Cabana Boy!
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I just ordered a fleefly suit and pants from kurupee. I did a rush order so it should be here in two weeks. The Original Cabana Boy!
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And, please, note...since I doubt you know my personality very well....I was laughing the whole time I called you babycakes, sweetiepie, honey buns, and snookums. Grrrrrrrr! Mean person, bad person, leave me alone The Original Cabana Boy!
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OMG!!! Sorry...if a man has more personal care products than I do, takes longer to get ready than me, and spends more time on his hair than me....that's a turn off. That was an exaggeration sweetie. I don't have a lot of products and honestly, I don't spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I just go through great lengths of ensuring I never stink, EVER! I don't understand what the big deal is. What is wrong with a man paying close attention to personal hygiene. I guarantee, if you were in an intiment moment with a guy and he stank, that would be a turn off. I know I wouldn't want to fool around with some stank ass woman. Hell, most of the women that I have dated like that fact that I am very clean. I mean who the hell wants to date a dirty ass? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Well... Thanks, but I'm not that far up the chain of authority. It's clear from your ribald sense of humour that my pointed response was not required. I apologise. (But I do not moisturise!) t Thats what happens whe you get a ringer thring to mod a forum with such a complex and intricate balance of interpersonal relationships... And Tonto, admit it, you like getting your pedicures, dont ya.... bwahahahah.... The Original Cabana Boy!
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A pic of Rob at the dz... Not a PA, just giving him a hard time as usual The Original Cabana Boy!
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whoa whoa. I am not a metro. That's it!!! Next time I see you, I'm going to give you the smack down with a bottle of conditionerLMAO Rob, yes you are! Nothing worse than a closet metrosexual Faded kermit the frog and Legend of Zelda shirts over ratty torn up long sleeve shirts do not a metro make. ROFLMAO....YOU ARE RETARDED The Original Cabana Boy!
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whoa whoa. I am not a metro. That's it!!! Next time I see you, I'm going to give you the smack down with a bottle of conditionerLMAO Rob, yes you are! Nothing worse than a closet metrosexual The Original Cabana Boy!
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And Jackass is a personal attack. Please try and keep more than your body clean, and put some of that effort into your behavior. t Lord Jesus, I was only kidding. I know GTAVercetti, we give each other a hard time ALL THE TIME. That wasn't a PA, it was only a joke.....jeeez The Original Cabana Boy!