OrangeJumper

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  1. Damn, forgot Addie is too smart for my cheap tricks....must dig deeper The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. ooooh, we do! What about the prom, Jason? Well, let's just say that the amount of alcohol I consumed that night made me really, really, really tired. My walking was assisted by four individuals latched on to each one of my extremities Is that all you want to share? I think we should leave out particulars to protect the innocent I wasn't trying to dime you out sweetie. Honestly, I didn't think you cared. My bad!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. ooooh, we do! What about the prom, Jason? Well, let's just say that the amount of alcohol I consumed that night made me really, really, really tired. My walking was assisted by four individuals latched on to each one of my extremities The Original Cabana Boy!
  4. Hey sweetie, how you doin? You get my email? BTW, Adrock has made one hell of a name for herself at Orange by busting arse in the plane. One of our pilots almost made her do a hop-n-pop it was so bad Ummmm, didn't get any email...and thanks for outing me on dz.com....wanna talk about the Prom, Jason? My bad.....jeeeez! I thought you didn't care You didn't get it.....hmmmmm, WTF! The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. Hey sweetie, how you doin? You get my email? BTW, Adrock has made one hell of a name for herself at Orange by busting arse in the plane. One of our pilots almost made her do a hop-n-pop it was so bad The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. Sorry I can't smell a thing this damn gas mask is uncomfortable The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. PPFFFfffrrrrrrttt! pfffrr PFFFRrt! Whew! That's better! ROFLMAO......Damn, I though I was going to escape the torment....SHIT!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. My sense of touch is amazing.....come here, I'll show you The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. Any of you have any pics of yourself where you wonder WTF kind of expression that is on your face? Well, here is a prime example; WTF was I doing in that pic The Original Cabana Boy!
  10. You could probably pay your way through school doing that The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. Thanks jumpergirl, now I'm blind. The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. No, no, I was only kidding. Your absolutely right, it hasn't been hijacked The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. Damn tease!!!! It's all good, at least I hijacked my own thread. Make sure those desks stay open, I may need one The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. That's it, I can't take it anymore. Please excuse me while I find a private spot......................................Wheeew, I'm back now. What were we talking about? The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. That would be just horrible The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. Is it just me or is it the hottest thing in world when women talk about self gratification. The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. Thank God there are two empty desks because Lord knows I wouldn't want to get under the desk that the hot chick was sitting at The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. Damn, tricked again! The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. Only when it's used as a term of endearment. Not as a word used to lure me over so you can scratch my eyes out. The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. How could she do such a thing? I've been nothing but nice to her. So, I've never met, I've still be nice. Jumpergirl, help me, hide me, do something for God's sake oh OJ sweetie pie........come here, Preeeeciiooouuus oh no, ya got me talking Gollum again... I'll always be nice to you OJ Oh no, she called me Preeeeciiooouuus The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. Are you sitting there? The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That is fucked up!! Please everyone, when I made this post, I was a noob (still am). I had no idea what I was talking about. I love it when girls fart in public. HE LIES!!! We STILL give him shit at the DZ about it. That's it Rob, your gonna get it....the price is wrong bitch He isn't lying, they still fuck with me about this thread. Greenies, do you take bribes? I offering cash money to the first moderator that locks this thread. The Original Cabana Boy!
  23. How could she do such a thing? I've been nothing but nice to her. So, I've never met her, I've still been nice. Jumpergirl, help me, hide me, do something for God's sake The Original Cabana Boy!
  24. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That is fucked up!! Please everyone, when I made this post, I was a noob (still am). I had no idea what I was talking about. I love it when girls fart in public. The Original Cabana Boy!