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  1. OrangeJumper
    Take him to an infectious disease ward and let him see the patient's suffering from AIDS.....scary shit! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Any of you want a good laugh? Click on his profile and take a look at some of his posts, WOW! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    For the love of God! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    She has a boyfriend in Iraq, bout all I know. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    That's right, I forgot you already told me that you were going to Dublin. Yeah, the weather was completely unexpected yesterday. The forecast was for partly cloudy skies, wind, and chance of snow. Well, it ended up being sunny and 55 degrees. Fuckin weather forecasters, what the hell do they know. So, looks like your first visit to Orange was better than expected.... The Original Cabana Boy!
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    1:4:0 It was nice meeting you! Too bad you didn't get to come out Sunday, the weather was awesome!!!! Are you coming out for the B.O.O.B this weekend? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Woman that: LOVES sex! lacks the drama gene (where are they?) isn't possesive isn't insecure outgoing independent (doesn't cling) has an awesome sense of humor. Oh yeah, loves sex The Original Cabana Boy!
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    OrangeJumper, Spit on his back and head off to the bathroom... Excuse me??? His back?? I hope that was a typo The Original Cabana Boy!
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    LMAO OMG that was fucking hilarious. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    QuoteWhat if he uses a condom and throws it away immediately? Quote You've got a good point there. I guess that would be the only way you could fake it. Well, I guess you could just say it was a dry heave or a misfire The Original Cabana Boy!
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    wow. that was disgusting. Sorry Seriously though, I don't know how a guy would fake it. How do you explain to her that there is nothing to clean up? Just asking the question. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    I don't know how a guy would fake it. Considering the creamy substance that is projected during our orgasims. I guess you could if you kept a mayo packet in your pocket. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    I'm sure you are...... The Original Cabana Boy!
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    ummm ummm "that would suck but if that" Edit: Just messin with ya bro! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    I'll probably be standing around the DZ some day and get punched in the nuts so hard I am puking......That's when some pretty girl will say "Hi.....I'm Lisa's daughter." BWAHAHAHA....No shit! Never make daughter jokes in front of the their parents The Original Cabana Boy!
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    I knew what you trying to say. I am very fluent in the language of drunk The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Listen to songs? The Original Cabana Boy!
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    And why haven't you introduced me to your daughters? Uh oh! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Don't be gettin' all racial and stuff! LMAO.... The Original Cabana Boy!
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    LMAO, yankee's probably don't know what a breadbox is either. Quote A chick with a yeast infection I know, bad joke. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Group Sex

    OrangeJumper replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    Ya know.........I have STILL yet to join that club. Hmmm....I'll be taking lots of LONG overseas flights soon. I'm going to make it a mission. I must admit, I haven't become a member of the mile high club either, WTF! The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Thank you so much! I will have to show her this post some time so she can see all the compliments she is getting. The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Divorced...Hmmmm Hello The Original Cabana Boy!
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    Group Sex

    OrangeJumper replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    I agree, poll must include big ways The Original Cabana Boy!
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    I know what you mean bro but it isn't just military guys. All guys from 13-100 think with their dicks. Ok, maybe 100 is an exaggeration. All guys from 13-99 think with their dicks. There is no way, on God's green earth, that I would let my daughter go to Mexico on a trip, NFW!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!