OrangeJumper

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  1. ROFLMAO.... I guess it's different coming from you, considering you are a woman. I am very careful about what I post about now-a-days. I almost hired body guards The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. You can bump anything of mine The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. Psssst jumpergirl, come here for second. Don't talk bad about women farting on dz.com or you will be attacked from all directions. Oh shit, to late, ruuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!! It wasn't me this time, I swear!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  4. OMG, you've just made my day. I thought all of you were extinct, God bless you!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. I know, my posts seem to do that. I don't know if you remember the post I made a few months ago when I first registered. It was about women farting. Let me tell ya, I made a lot of friends from that post The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. I don't have a tan. Cause it is March. You know I only give ya a hard time cause I love. Bwahahahaha......What ever do you mean The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. I didn't know people like that even existed? The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. Good point! I know for myself, I'm a very visual shallow person. I think I could deal with a hot chick with a rotten personality much longer than the vice versa. There, I fixed it. And I voted #3. I have said goodbye to HOT HOT HOT chicks cause they sucked ass in the personality department. Rob, that's beat up. Your supposed to be on my side........traitor I'm not shallow, I swear. Like I said, I just happen to be a visual person. Remember, this is only if I had to choose, this isn't reality The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. Well said BRAVO! The Original Cabana Boy!
  10. I can't go the rest of my life having flings. Honestly, that shit gets old after a while. On the other hand, I don't know about a significant other........scary! The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. You would think I would have learned my lesson last time The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. Those are awesome!!! I especially like the one with the aluminum foil....classic The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. you mean you'd much rather have an unkind, selfish girlfriend, who was hot, rather than a plain, but sweet, admirable, loving girl??? Uh oh, I feel trouble coming Obviously this is a fictional pole. I'm just saying if I had to choose, I would prefer looks. That's my opinion. Realistically, I prefer a mixture of both. The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. Good point! I know for myself, I'm a very visual person. I think I could deal with a hot chick with a rotten personality much longer than the vice versa. The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. looks or personality when finding a significant other, which would you choose?.......explain. Edit: I'm smart, smrt! I can't spell today. The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. Who doesn't? Jeez, boobs make the world go'round. AMEN....PREACH IT MY BRUTHA! The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. Based on the votes I'd saaaaay...mmmmyes. And you are going to have a really red @$$ tomorrow. I don't know her but I would still spank her The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. I have an extremely high self esteem. Mine isn't because I think I'm better than anyone else, I just don't give a damn what anyone thinks about me. Well, unless it's good thoughts The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. They must be on the body by becks routine. Hmmmmmm...... The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. Yeah for single people!!!!!!!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. Did I ever mention that I have all this hot chocolate and no whip cream? Bwahahahah.....nice. The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. I don't know, have you ever heard Jamie Presely talk? She sounds like a "country assed bumpkin" but she is hot as hell! The Original Cabana Boy!
  23. Is the show you are talking about the one they aired on ESPN? They did a little segment on base jumping a couple of months ago. I can't remember if the guys name was Jeb. The Original Cabana Boy!