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You must walk really slowly. I can walk a mile in fifteen minutes without hurrying. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

From The Twelve Nights of Christmas: On the twelfth night of Christmas my true love gave to me: Twelve motel rooms, Eleven girls in leather, Ten tiny titties, Nine nude dancers, Eight gropin' groupies, Seven silly suckers, Six new sex games, Five horny friends, Four call girls, Three French whores, Two rubber dolls, And a blowjob in the backseat. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Merry X-Mas Charlie by Allen Ross It's Christmas at the mall And who should I see? Charlie and my kids Shopping for me. (Look! There's Daddy!) Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my wife. And I wish you well On Christmas night. This year she looks pretty. This year she looks great. Wait until next Christmas when she gains back that weight. I hope the kids aren't much trouble. I'll pick them up real soon. I'll buy them back on installments. I'm paid up through June. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like your wife, And I wish you well On Christmas Night. Now I'm not Wal-Mart. This deal is done. And if it doesn't work, Charlie, There's no refund. Have you met her mother Or her Uncle Lou? (Hi, how ya doin'?) By next summer They'll be living with you. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my life, And I wish you well On Christmas night. (Look at that fruitcake. What a dork. Oh man, he's wearing my shirt!) It's the season of forgiveness And Yuletide glow. I don't want any trouble, So I'll just go. I forgive you Charlie. I know you're not to blame. By the way here's some charge cards Still in her name. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my wife (your wife, my life), And I wish you well On Christmas night. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like your wife (my wife, your life) And I wish you well (well well) On Christmas night. Merry Christmas Charlie (Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho) Now you've got the Ho Ho Ho. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

It would seem that all the contradictions in the Bible would imply that it should not be taken too seriously. A moral guidebook? Yes, one of several to choose from. A definitive rulebook of life? Not even close. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Why should the NYT care what the administration feels? The First Amendment should trump this administration's desires. Unfortunately, this administration seems to be trying to suspend the First Amendment. Remember back shortly after 9/11 when WH spokesman Ari Fleischer said, "Americans had better watch what they say?" Source I've never had the impression that preserving the Bill Of Rights has ever been very high on this administration's list of priorities. I seriously doubt that NYT would suspend publication if they had the op-ed in their hands. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Good question. Perhaps the WH's desire to suspend the First Amendment in this case is a bigger story than the original op-ed. You know how us liberals like to take the Constitution seriously. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

As has been previously stated, perhaps NYT does not yet have the story, and are awaiting the author to obtain clearance for it before he can sell it. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

While it is true Macs are clearly superior to PCs, Microsoft is a large corporation with many resources to help them maintain a dominant market share with Windows. Also, Linux and FreeBSD can be run on PCs. In fairness, there is hope that Windows Vista will offer PC users similar security and features that Mac users have known for years. I would have to vote "or not." Get a Mac. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I, _______________, do solemnly swear to side with the Republicans no matter what the facts might be. (So help me, God.) Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I think that's what SkyDekker was implying. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I don't see it that way. This guy is complaining specifically about the NYT. If I was shopping an op-ed, I wouldn't focus on one single outlet. If he's really "the man" the modern day "deep throat" over policy at the White House, the press would've jumped on it. No, I think he was vetted by the NYT and they decided themselves to keep a distance. Which indicates for me that NYT is willing to run the piece as soon as the author can deliver it, and not holding it up. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Yes, it is a generally crime to run into another vehicle. It is also generally a crime to pull a weapon on someone (assault). Without any knowledge of the gunmen being undercover cops, when the guns were pulled the victims would have been justified in assuming the were being assaulted with deadly weapons. In such a situation, I think most people would have tried to leave any way they could get away. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Very true. That's exactly why it seems more probable that it is the WH and not the NYT holding up the op-ed. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Sorry. I guess I don't use the word evidence as lightly as you do. I see no evidence of a divine creation. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

You seem to be overlooking the fact that there is no evidence of (divine)Creation. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

The fact that we exist does not prove the existence of an uncaused intelligent designer. To say otherwise is to rely on completely faulty logic. The FSM is an example that has just as much credence as Yaveh, but since you are emotionally detached from His Pastaness, you are able to see the absurdity. The only difference is your emotional attachment. That is an interesting interpretation. I'll stick with my more literal interpretation, thanks. I don't feel justified twisting Christ's words. That's not what JC said. JC said we will be judged as we judge. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I'm not saying you're wrong. However, it sounds to me as if he is not being allowed to sell his op/ed to NYT, perhaps due to something he signed when he separated from government service? Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I couldn't have said it better (or more ironically) myself. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I think the law varies from state to state. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

It is inspiring to see the same thing here in the US. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

I wasn't trying to imply that at all. I was trying to say that if someone is an "irresponsible" gun owner, owning a trigger lock isn't going to magically transform that person into a responsible owner. I can think of many reasons to store a firearm unlocked. I can also think of many other situations where it would be preferable to have the gun locked up. It all depends on the individual situation. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

So was Tim McVeigh's attack on the federal building in OKC an act of civil war? Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

The same could be said of Shiva, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just because you don't recognize them as your God(s) doesn't make their judgement any less (or more) imminent. There is just as much (or as little) evidence of those two gods being real as there is for the existence of Yaveh. For with what judgement ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. (Matthew 7:2) In other words, for those who believe being a good person is enough, being a good person is enough. They don't need to be "saved" by Christianity. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!