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  1. skyjumpenfool
    Then you have no business here. Yah! Throw that guy outta the plane!!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    that's what I'd do I know, I know!! ATNA...(all talk, no action) that's me. In over 30 years of jumpen, I've never penciled a researve. The 180 day cycle helps. But, pencils are cheaper. Mybe I need to get a riggers ticket. Happy Thanks Giving... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Boom di eye, Boom di eye, Boom di I, Boom di eye.... THANKS!!! Now I have to listen to "Delta Dawn" just to get that song out of my head! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Toyota is now recalling to replace the gas pedals. Word is that it's 1/2" too long. This's not an isolated issue... there've been many recent Toyota design flaws. For instance, the Tundra's frame is rotting away from the shock/strut towers and spring mounts. Sorry to all you Toyota lovers. The simple truth is that for a lot less money, American built cars are just as good as the rest. Or, maybe I should say, just as bad?? Maybe all the cars should have a tag under the hood that says, "Built by Humans". Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    OMG!!! You poor thing???? I'm thinking Chip Falls, WI. Highs should be in the upper 30's. The only problem is, my new rig is being assembled, my old rig is out of date, my crw rig is also out of date. So, I have a choice of borrowing a rig or finding a pencil. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Yep, I have the same problem with the fillings in my teeth. You might try shielding the coils? Or, just reposition the whole thing. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Just got my new Wings in the mail... 50% off coupon made it a no brainer! I looked it over very carefully. It's very well made! I couldn't be happier. I'll get back to you in a few years to let you know what I really think..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Experience level is not important because no matter how many jumps you have, you're going to end up with a bloody face! .....I'm just saying..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Frap hats are spendy, but I really like the idea of using them for TI students. What amazes me is that no gear manufacturers have designed a helmet for this purpose. Soft pading on top, hard side shell with ear holes for hearing... hmmm Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    As it gets colder, I'm wondering if anyone has found a good pair of gloves that are SAFE for skydiving. I'm currently using my light weight Kevlar motorcycle gloves. However, they're not heavy enough for winter. I know this could be in Gear and rigging, but I’m interested in feedback from a safety aspect. And, a quick search didn't find any info. Thanks Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Some of us are quietly following this post... let us know how it goes. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    For what it's worth, talk to your instructors, if they know the DZ or any instructors at that DZ, they may be able to call ahead for you or steer you towards the right people. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    We've seen this many times!! Way to many to dismiss it. Keep your eyes open all the time. Always be checking the skis for aircraft,,,,, or ufo's, or cute little angels, or..... sorry, the voices in my head got me distracted for a minute.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Don't rely on Eyeballs alone either. That can get you into trouble... Wrist mount, chest mount, audible, eyeballs. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    At least it wasn't on that "smaller" canopy you wanted to buy a year ago. Another argument for not downsizing to soon. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    You heard about the "slow" skydiver that went into the store to buy condoms... The clerk totaled up his order and said "that'll be $3.95 plus tax sir". The skydiver cringed and replied, No tax thanks, I'll use tape. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    That's not a mistake, that's just 18+ years of good common sense training going out the door! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Stand up landings on rounds are like stand up landings on any other canopy,,, just takes a little practice. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Moving right into Hellen Keller jokes........................ Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I judge womens gymnastics... There is a reason we make them remove all jewlery or tape them to the body.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Just read the downsizing posts!!! If nothing else, it's good for a laugh... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    With winter coming up, how about over frozen lakes... Just in case you find a soft spot?? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Jump, jump, jump....... more practice!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    +1 Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    We call winter water training "Ice" jumps here in MN. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."