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Everything posted by skyjumpenfool
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I know what you mean!! I had one that I got at the Easter Boogie in Z-Hills back in the late 70's. It had a picture of a skydiver silk screaned on the cover. That thing lasted forever. My wife hated it. It just disapeared one day..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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+ 1 on the wings. A good camera suite is a lot of fun to fly. Find an experienced videitt to help you out. Also, how about putting a temporary ring sight on your current helmet. I used a piece of wire shaped as a ringsight and practiced with that. learning to keep your head still is a skill you'll eventually need.
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Pinnicle, Sony Vegas, or similar products are not very user friendly (first time users). Microsoft Moviemaker is very simple even for beginners and it’s free software. I use it for my entry level video production students. They pick it up on their own with very little direction. And, did I mention that it’s FREE to download. O.P. Check out Moviemaker, download it for free, go online where there’s a lot of tutorials. You’ll be editing videos like a pro in no time. Then, look into more sophisticated software when your ready. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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I taught him how not to wear Purple shoes!! Anyway, back on topic.... OP... You should consider reshooting that commercial. I think if you went out the door sitting on a picknick table filled with brats, hambergers, potato salad, etc., it would play better. Just a thought. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Hide the beer! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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I think something like this would be fun out the door.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Maybe what he means is this... When you see part of a situation or event, it can look like something it is not. Maybe your perception of the "old" instructor is not complete and you should take Pops suggestion and go talk to him. Seeing (out of context maybe) short examples of your work might not be a good representation of your skill and ability. I don't think you should read into Stratostar’s post any farther than that. I think he only meant it as an example of how easy it is to use sound bites to misrepresent a situation. Hell, just look at our current state of politics. Stratostar.... sorry if I didn't accurately restate your views... Who the Hell are you anyway? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Wrong way round. Get them jumping first, then competent at canopy flight, then let them play with the big, hard ball of dirt. I totally agree. But when they ask, "How do I learn to Speedfly? the answer would be, "go make a skydive or two!" ---see how I responded to the thread as it related to general skydiving!! Stop bitching long enough to learn!![cool] Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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How do I send my money to another country?!
skyjumpenfool replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
The best way is to send it directly to me and I'll take it there for you. PM me and I'll send you my address. Never mind that post above, I'm more reliable. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Me too... at night. jon I did that naked, at nignt, landed in water, near Niagra Falls. .... twice! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Oh! I'm sure we'd still be doing it if the insurance company's would allow it. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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need help. Maybe you recognize the bag?
skyjumpenfool replied to Fronzee's topic in Gear and Rigging
I'm not a rigger, but I can help you with this... Take it to a certified Rigger!!!!!!!! That piece of nylon may be your last chance to live a long and happy life. Whatever they charge you is worth the peace of mind alone. Clearly, if you don't know the difference between a bag and a container, you have no business packing that parachute. You can even send it to a rigger if you don’t know one. Unless the cost of shipping is not worth living for??? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Agreed! Resale value.. he got screwed. 400 jumps is not a lot on a Sabre 2. However, he got a good Sabre 1 that he seems to be happy with. O.P. If you putt 1000 jumps on it and enjoy the hell out of it, it will have been a good deal. If you try to sell it next year to downsize or whatever.... maybe not such a good deal. If a Sabre 1 is working for you, great! But, if you think that the Sabre 1 is a better canopy than the Sabre 2, you may want to talk to some canopy coaches. Anyway, I enjoy the hell out of my Sabres. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Yawn!!! Except for Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Accually, I’ve found this interesting. I’ve always wondered about launching my canopy on a hillside. We have a few nearby, no mountains really, but gentle slopes with possibilitys. It seems this might be a good activity for ski resorts that are closed for the season. I’d pay a lift ticket for a ride back to the top. Plus, It might expose some to canopy flight and eventually jumping. Now I just need to figure out what to do with all those little red pills?? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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I'm sorry, but LMAO! Dude, you're just not extreeeeeeeeme enough to appreciate it. Go pound a few energy drinks then you'll understand. Fuck that. Energy drinks are for posers. Everyone knows real Xtreem athletes drink Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew!! Are you nuts? Where've all the good ol' BEER drinking SkyGods gone? If whatever's in that can is worth jumping out of a plane for, it should be foaming all over hell in freefall. I'm officially calling foul! "Yea, I just did my 100,000th skydive. Here's my case of MOUNTAIN DEW". I think not!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Really unimpressed with arrogant twatmuppets.
skyjumpenfool replied to Calvin19's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Hey, here's an original idea.... I'll take Twatmuppet #13 please!! T-shirts and patches to follow..... -
OK, let me see if I understand all this... The little red pills are not needed for speed flying. And, I shouldn't be asking this question here because there are better places to be a smart ass? Is that about it?
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I remember coming home from an airshow when the pilot temporarily lost an engine after takeoff in a DC-3..... Nothing was strapped down. I remember being suspended in the air for a second right next to an empty beer keg. So, first class is any flight you get a seat to sit in!! It's all relative. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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O.K. Challenge accepted! ............................ Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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So, I suppose you guys would be against me editing my plane crash compolation video on my laptop during mid flight? I'm just asking?? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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I think that's what the little red pills are for???? No???? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."