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^^^^^ This^^^^^ Go break a record!
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Cola Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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In Honor of Radio Shack Closing 1100 Stores
skyjumpenfool replied to FlyingRhenquest's topic in The Bonfire
No mystery here.... Someone is selling cell phones and remote control cars on every corner. No-one is selling electronic components (including Radio Shack) anywhere. Stop selling cell phones and remote controlled toys and go back to what you're good at. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Way to kill a thread? But.... Cross cut file Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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POPS World Record 30 way http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4522813;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Difference between jumping now and then
skyjumpenfool replied to potatoman's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Then... (70's) I loved everything about this sport! Now... Still loving it!!!!!! Oh... and, I'm with Shropshire... I loved my Pegasus! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Eugene Skydivers- Airport Access Fight
skyjumpenfool replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Hey Gibby... are you paying attention? You're next!!!! Congratulations for all that were involved in this victory! It's a victory for the skydiving community and we thank you for your hard work. You are fighting the good fight! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Citizens for quiet skies
skyjumpenfool replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I've been closely watching this issue. Last time I got vocal, I ended up on Gibbs Hit List. Not that it's of any concern.... USPA, FAA, and others need to get involved here. Maybe this is not the ideal place for a Landing Area? If that's the case, find a new LZ. But, do not be "Bullied" by Gibbs and her merry band of Nutjobs. How can we (individual jumpers) help? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
What banana? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Citizens for quiet skies
skyjumpenfool replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Stop giving her ideas. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Skydive Chicago awarded 2016 World Meet!
skyjumpenfool replied to Remster's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Hope it's not scheduled for January? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Altitude awareness is something we all need to work on, on every single jump we make. Sounds like you've learned a very valuable lesson. Good luck on your next jump. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Well, we're getting snow now (3-6"). I'll have to go home and snow blow the driveways and walks. The problem is, I've got nowhere left to throw the snow???? The piles are hard to see over now. Looks like it was a great year to buy a snowmoble.
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When you know what your looking for.... you'll be ready to buy. It's just that simple.
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Just When You Think You've Seen It All...
skyjumpenfool replied to LuckyMcSwervy's topic in The Bonfire
They'll probly put him in the same cell as the "Illinois Enema Bandit". [Zappa voice] "Wanna, wanna, Enema..... Enema" [/Zappa voice] Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
Going on 33 years for me. Oh, Oh... just hexed myself? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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When I was seriously hurt years ago, someone (an asshole that wanted to be in charge of everything) was the second person to get to me. I was consious but hurt pretty bad. This person insisted he needed to "get me out of my rig before the ambulance gets here". I told him to please not move me! He insisted my rig had to come off. I told him to "leave me the fuck alone!!! He still insisted and started undoing straps. A good friend (Greg) arrived about this time and asked how he could help? I told him to get the asshole away from me. Now Greg is about 6' 1", 210lbs. He grabbed said asshole by the shirt collar and had to literally pick him up off the ground to move him away. As it turned out, I had serious back injuries. But, thanks to Greg, no spinal injuries. Sometimes the best thing you can do is nothing. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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If the tall pointy hat fits.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Well, yeah, I guess I do. And this comes from the heart and isn't meant to be snarky: I hope you have a Merry Christmas, Chris. I can feel all the love!!!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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.... and, we must always remember, that may not be enough! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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Hmmmm? I'm thinking we need to start a new forum for.... "Bitchers and Spelling Nazi's" Although, in Chris' defense, not many people can make 24 paragraphs with only 30 sentances. [Back on task here] Buying used gear is like buying used cars, common sense goes a long way. [/Back on task here] Merry Christmas Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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One armed skydiver? Looking for info
skyjumpenfool replied to RichM's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Kevin was a very skilled and current skydiver when he lost use of his arm. Even then, this was a tough sport to conquer. My guess is, he'd be happy to talk with you. I'll send him a link to this thread. Good luck. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
One armed skydiver? Looking for info
skyjumpenfool replied to RichM's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Kevin Burkhart is in the Red Jumpsuit, silver helmet..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpsOvDof0M enjoy. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." -
PD and Incarus both do this for you. See their websites... PD example... Stiletto At the time of its release the fully elliptical nine cell Stiletto was initially seen as the highest performance canopy available to the expert pilot. With the improvements in canopy control technique over the years, the Stiletto has now become a very popular choice for many experienced jumpers. For those who appreciate responsive handling, snappy turns, flat glide, and great landing capabilities, the Stiletto is a fun and practical way to end your skydive. Stiletto: Flown by more national and world champions than any other canopy in the world. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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I always loved everything this guy did.