AlexCrowley

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  1. screw you guys. I bet I can get a much higher score. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  2. because it upsets them. They think Dennis Leary is funny. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  3. sssshhhhh. Don't ever say the name. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  4. definitely a favorite, would have required more than a couple of search and replaces to make sense though and I wasnt about to go to that much trouble. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  5. the legend of bloodninja lives. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  6. [reply redacted] Dont worry, Funks will be along and add something humorous, I'm sure. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  7. I think it's time the truth came out. here's a transcript: Alex: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? Shannon: Aight. Alex: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. Shannon: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Alex. Alex: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Shannon: Oh, I like to play dress up. Alex: Me too baby. Shannon: I kiss you softly on your chest. Alex: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. Shannon: Hey... Alex: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. Shannon: Funny I still don't see it. Alex: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. Shannon: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Alex: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Alex: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Shannon: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. Alex: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Alex: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Alex: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. Alex: Baby? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  8. Not at all, I see your point I just happen to disagree with it. Cool new feature with Oracle? Um. Ok, write a cool new feature for MySQL and get that rolled into the main trunk. Open Source (your caps) is a very definite license, like commercial licenses, or BSD license. An application with openly available sources may be under a completely seperate license. For example: I am currently negotiating with a commercial company to purchase their web application, including software and the right to modify it as I see fit. It seems you're arguing about specific behemoth sized corporations rather than FOR Open Source. Dont use Windows, there's other OSes out there that might allow for dynamic loading of FooFilterDrivers out there. I'm not saying Open Source is bad - that would be stupid, I've built a career around it and cant' remember the last commercial application I used outside of my desktop machine. Im simply saying that the justifications used by Open Source zealots is largely inaccurate and nothing more than fanboy ravings of technical geeks that arrogantly believe that they 'Get It' and the rest of the business world has it's head up it's collective arse. (and no Bob, based on our conversations I'm certainly NOT referring to you in that paragraph). And if you're writing OS thread scheduling you should damn well write your own OS And just in case this conversations becoming too intelligent for the bonfire... Boobies! TEEHEEHEE Dick joke! BWAHAHAHAHA! Sycophantic bullshit in-joke that only my clique will understand!!! HAHAHAHA!! Witty, yet abrasive putdown because I didnt think of the funny comment in the parent post first!! MUHAHAHAHAA TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  9. I totally disagree. The major advantage of good software architecture is that you can add one feature without having to reinvent the entire car. The source itself doesnt even play into it. Plugin mods arent exclusive to the Open Source community, or it's software. Before opensource there was shareware and public domain software. I dont think OS has a hand in 'cost of entry' at all. Neither does it breed new ideas. Spend a few hours on source forge and take note of the amount of redundant half finished crappily planned and executed open source apps. Sorry Bob, I see where you're coming from but Open Source is not unique in those aspects you bring up, in fact the majority of Open source is absolute crap that simply copies popular software really badly. Those products that *are* well built, managed and maintained tend to follow very traditional closed source development practices and life cycles, and are managed using traditional top down business techniques. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  10. thats exactly what I'm talking about. There seems to be this blind zealotry that defies reality in a certain subset of the geek population. I believe there's an evolution that occurs. Watching people lose that faith and mature is always a warming moment. It never ceases to amaze me the short sightedness of the 'community', but it has always been so. The only difference now is that there's more interest in applications for users rather than more tools for the geeks. As for there ever being any real progress? There hasnt been any on the part of the larger community. The great leaps forward have been led by IBM who were Microsoft BEFORE Microsoft, and other well funded commercial companies. I could rant for a long time, but this isnt that forum. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  11. If "Open Source" is the answer then the question was asked incorrectly. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  12. they don't call it dramazone.com for nuffin. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  13. Yes it was worth it. Of course it meant being homeless in a strange continent for a year, but even that was interesting. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  14. Do you think it'll ever be legal to violently beat the stupid out of people with a clue stick? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  15. This should help. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  16. This thread made my head hurt. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  17. or the joyful bell-like tinkling of a small child's laugh as she watches a parent get mauled by an escaped dinosaur on an otherwise uneventful shopping trip to TJ Max. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  18. LOUD NOISES! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  19. it's like an oasis in a desert! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  20. Monkey's are awesome. Mods, lock this thread now. You cannot mock monkeys or make lighthearted comments about them. Neither can women mock men for their affinity for monkeys. Just lock the damn thread already!! Respect the monkey! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  21. Ya don't mind if I get a couple of hours sleep, do you? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  22. My work here is done. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  23. The names of vegetables can be put into 3 catagories. always funny, possibly funny, never ever funny. What are your favorite vegatables in each catagory? Mine are: Funny: Asparagus Possibly Funny: Cabbage Never ever funny: Okra See how much fun you can have making your own lists!!!
  24. Dear Bonfire community, On January 20th 2006, I requested "vibes" to help gird and fortify me during my dental visit. I am disappointed because "vibes" were defective, while initially they appeared to have helped it has now become apparent that I must undergo surgery. Failure of your collective "vibes" is in breach of our contract as laid down by the law. To resolve the problem I require you to think very hard about your purpose in life whilst reserving my right to claim against you. Here is a link to my initial request and your responses. I look forward to hearing from you and to a resolution of this problem. I will wait one day before arranging for the matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost or seeking help from large burly sociopaths with plenty of skymiles. Please provide a full written apology and replacement, non-defective vibes immediately. Yours sincerely Alex Crowley. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  25. $LIST=("SELECT * FROM users ON dzdotcom"); just in case you thought I was being serious! LOLROFPIMECWDDSBW3HAA8B TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.