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Crevice device attachment. I think my wife said she might have one of those! Thank you sir!

Show up. Twitch and giggle a lot. You'll be home before lunch. I've found this is the best way to deal with officials. Hope that helps!

LOL Yes I do! Actually she did a great job with the floor, but I have to clean out under the fridge myself as it's my chore. I've used a duster before but it's a little gross once I started thinking about the fact I use it to dust the plates and the fruit bowl. If someone made a thinline mop style implement that would probably work. Thanks Remster!!

I wish! Just like the Matrix. Wow that movie was deep! I dont think that would be very fair on my long suffering wife though. I think I'll clean it properly instead! Thank you!!!!

Hopefully a greenie can move it. That would be swell! Thanks for your help Funks!

I have been cleaning my kitchen this morning. I have noticed that it can be difficult to keep the floor clean using plain water. So I purchased some 'floor cleaner'. And my floor is cleaner. Next I'm going to tackle the dust bunnies under the fridge. Can anyone suggest a good tool or strategy for cleaning out under the fridge? Thanks DZ.com. you're the best!

That stuff makes me pukey. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Father Ted: The funniest perspective joke of all time, which I have shamelessly ripped off to my own advantage. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I always liked The Flying Man and One Who Waits. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I think netflix has it, but check out Bottom - same cast, but old! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Northern exposure, Homicide, 24. All time favorite: Oz I dont watch TV, i just buy DVD sets when they're available. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Matthew 6:14-15 TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

My apologies to anyone whom I've offended with my behavior recently. edited to add: no drama - just lost a little clarity and perspective for a while and dont feel like PMing every body who might have ever read a post and got pissed by it. If that causes people to think negatively about me, so be it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Given the current political and social climate - see threads on stupid christians bitching about movies and tv programs that promote heathen lifestyles. - it has become necessary to put religious zealots in their place. I know I'm repeating myself somewhat, but this is something I believe has become necessary. Until recently (the last hundred years or so) the church felt that burning heretics and witches was acceptable. I'd like to update this idea and burn christians every couple of days. Initially I'd like to do this on public access TV, simply to keep costs down. Once we prove it's commercial appeal we could increase the production values and move to cable and eventually to network syndication. I really think this works for both parties. The christians can have something to bitch and whine about other than some stupid fucking holiday tree or the commercialization of chocolate and rabbits (stupid fuckers - the christians, not the rabbits, although rabbits aren't all that bright - after all its not like you'll ever see one driving a prius ....no, mr bunny drives american cars thats how fucking stupid he is). So we kill christians, they get to bitch, we get to cheer up a little and roast some heathen marshmallows and make some decent cash exploiting dead zealots. In fact Dead Zealots is the name of the show. In the second season we'll expand the format to world travel and see how other countries would kill their christians. I find mans creativity in this area endlessly fascinating. So, watch your schedules for Dead Zealots. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I liked: Which is totally logical from the Christian perspective because their god is real because the bible is a best seller and - well gosh! - there are so many Christians that it must be real, or we'd all look silly wouldnt we - heavens to betsy. I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor Oh OH oh I'm a tumor. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

HAHA Fucking morons. discuss. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

According to Mel Gibson it's faster to use a hacksaw to cut through your own flesh than to cut through the handcuffs before your vehicle blows up. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Whether or not the original pic is the right one I think the cop did the right thing. Suicide by cop isnt exactly a new concept. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

It means they can no longer practice. 'struck off' the list. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

ARGH!!! HAPPY!!! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

yes, but you mean in a dead way. Thats no fun. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Would you like to co-produce my tv show? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

you're obviously not very pretentious then TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

What the fuck? Goerring was slightly left of the current political climate. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.