AlexCrowley

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  1. let me know if he does. I have some columbian friends who promised me a great deal of money for some help. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  2. Well if there are any guys at your DZ who'd been wanting to find a way to approach you: Your chances are improved by wearing a mask. Preferably something evil. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  3. I realize that memory gets cloudy at your age but your initial response to the first post in the thread was: "I don't see how watching people be murdered in gruesome hideous fashion can be entertaining. But I'm just an old fuddy duddy." So lets recap: you talked about a fictional movie, and a real life situation. So that'd be fantasy and reality.... Lets discuss that reading comprehension thing further when you have some time.
  4. This is based on your many years of experience as a customs agent? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  5. I think that'd be fine. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  6. I liked Dalton because he was probably the most unhinged. Moore was good, Connery better. But who remembers George Lazenby? (excluding Niven, Sellers et al). Brosnan, not so much. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  7. Ah thatd be it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  8. yeah...this from the woman who thought Dr Satan was 'kinda dark and sexy'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  9. not with wrestling masks. with people wearing them? Well I can't say much in public, but.....what do you think we get up to backstage during shows? Thats why there's so many useless female valets. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  10. my masks are way better. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  11. you're the one that keeps asking for more details. Are you googling them into the light? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  12. Absolutely. When my kid understands death I'll let you know. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  13. I think thats more about his own ego. Maybe thats his schtick to sell more radios because there's no censorship currently. I dont believe thats why he kept an audience or the primary reason that people who are buying radios so they can hear his show are doing it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  14. ASSAULT dildo. It aint ribbed for her pleasure - it's a razor sharp textured chocolate and frozen for someones discomfort. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  15. burning them and feeding them to wild cats has always ranked pretty highly with me. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  16. damn it, i need to jump. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  17. yeah. Thats how they diagnosed me. I skip from thing to thing to think and then will get locked in on something - the cliches are likewhat you stated: house gets messy and you ignore it and then when you clean it you go all out and get obsessed with getting every speck of dust off an object (I get stuck on cleaning glasswear this way). I can sit and work on an interesting computer problem for 20 hours straight with no breaks, no interuptions, only stopping because of the imminent need to piss my pants because I haven't moved in so long. ADD isnt about not being able to focus on anything its more a case of your ability to focus being somewhat random and uncontrollable (from a 'normal persons' perspective). At least, thats a component of it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  18. As I was explaining in SC the other day: Nothing is more satisfying than the tearing of flesh caused by frozen rippled chocolate covered peanut textured weaponry. Also makes a useful short term assault dildo, but be sure to go for maximum damage quickly or it tends to melt when inserted into a body cavity. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  19. Really? Other than him having ammunition to whine about - which is really boring - I haven't really noticed a big 'rebel' faction. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  20. buy a box of snickers now, and put them in the freezer. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  21. Ive been soaking cigarette patches in Glenlivit and putting them on her while she sleeps. Every month I add a few more. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  22. Yes, you may have missed the MILITANT HOMOSEXSHUAL AGENDA stuff previous to this post. I was trying to present both sides of the argument. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  23. when I first came here to vist in my early 20s I'd go to college parties and watch these huge football player kids falling down drunk after sniffing a budweiser.......ok, thats not fair, basically they drink sixpacks of beer that have about the potency of heineken (the UK version, not the premium EXPORT yuppie US version - yes boys, only in the US can piss be sold as a yuppie awesome beer status symbol - kinda like shitty mexican beer in the UK). So yes, US binge drinking college kids are absolute pussies and my 8 year old could drink them under the table. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  24. well, my original plan was to call micro gay a great deal, but then he does homosexual things so that would cause confusion. I must wait for someone else to be gay, and then jump on them.....except that sounds a bit gay. I may not have thought this through clearly. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.