AlexCrowley

I remember when this was a joke. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

http://handbrake.m0k.org/ Read the instructions. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Thanks Mike. Thank you Keely. Trouble is good. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I don't think it works that way. It hasn't got that bad without me in there, has it? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I tend to overcompensate for my contempt and cynicism towards the world being at the level of your average bitter 80 year old. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Nope, never heard of it. Looks like they have a free version for Ubuntu here I haven't used helper apps in about a decade, so other than knowing that Webmin is considered ok I can't really help you there. In the end it is much faster to simply read the documentation (really, check out Postfix it's as easy as changing $myhostname to whatever your hostname is, and switching 1 or 2 more variables). TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

American Ass Wrestling. I think I smell a PPV! .............................I probably could have worded that better. But thank you. :) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

If it comes from a stalker then it's probably not a good thing. If it comes from your SO then he's probably thinking about other women a lot. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Yeah, use your ISPs. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Qmail can be a bear to set up, or I'd have suggested it. Postfix, designed to be secure out of the box and with a relatively obvious configuration script makes a great deal of sense for anything but high performing mail servers (due to cost of DNS lookups). TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

no i didnt really read your post. And no. Dont fuck with linux if you dont have time to learn :) Although I'm sure there are some happy little GUI things out there, but I dont ever use one. What about a Mac server? BSD base, ease of use. Or go with the Windows option. For 7 people it wont make much difference. And fuck sendmail, use postfix. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Any of the above would do. But Ubuntu's probably a solid choice and has less annoying shitty things to it than Redhat or the bloatfest that Mandrake became. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Why rubber? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

HOW BIG? or little. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

you're gonna need at least 1.1TB of raw storage. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

that is so awesome. Now must work out how to train the wasps. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

"I am available for children's parties, by the way. Some of y'all might have a young'un coming of age, and not want to go the traditional, clown/balloon animal route this year, you might want to look me up-"Beezlebozo." Clown from hell. "Hi, kids, it's Beezlebozo time! Tell me something, who here out of you young'uns has never smoked a cigarette? C'mere, kids!" (kissing noises) "What's your name?" (little boy voice) "Tommy." "Tommy, how old are you?" "Five." "Five years old, and you mean to tell Beezlebozo you're not smoking cigarettes yet? C'mere, Tommy!" (kissing noises, hacking) "Hold it in." "Mommy!" "Nope, it's Beezlebozo time. "Tell me something, who here out of you young'uns has never watched a skin flick? C'mere, kids! See them, them's titties!" "Mommy!" "That is your mommy. It's Beezlebozo time." Clown from hell." TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

This is gonna be another of those headache threads. I can feel it coming on now. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Last one, I promise: "The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings, and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourselves off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what you can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defence each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, for ever, in peace." Bill Hicks TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe...he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left. Yeah, No real difference at all. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I find ironic, too, is that people who are against these things that cause sexual thought are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Boy, they walk a tight rope every day, don't they? "How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it?" "We could sing hymns during it." (sings) "One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus. One stroke at a time, sweet Lord." I did that joke in Alabama, in Fife, and these three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey, buddy! C'mere! Mr. Funny-man, c'mere! Hey, buddy, we're Christians, and we don't like what you said." "So then forgive me." Later, when I was hanging from the tree. Here is my final point, oh thank you God. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography, whatever that is. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those of you out there who're having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you - none of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life. But where did this veneration of childbirth come from, I missed that meeting, I tell you that. "Oh, childbirth is such a miracle, it's such a miracle." Wrong. No more of a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid who doesn't talk in a fucking movie theatre, there's your goddamned miracle. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

pornography has gotten a really bad name in our country. And I'd like to state, for the record, right now - I love pornography. Love it. I have tapes that are pure fucking art, I'm telling ya. People fucking, sucking, every imaginable position, the finest looking women, fucking, sucking - I love it. For the record Mistuh Hicks, thank you for your testimony. I don't know if we have a place for you right now on the Supreme Court-but, boy, you ever thought about becoming a Senator? C'mere, boy. Bring some of them tapes over here, lookit that-whooah. Bring them over Teddy's house, yeah, look at that there-oooh. She go to that like a duck to water, look at that there. How, how, how. That is one of my big fears in life, that I'm gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing I've been adding onto for years. There'll be two funerals that day. I can see my mom going through my stuff. Look, honey, here's Bill when he was a Cub scout. Look at how cute my baby is. His little short pants, his little hat. Look how cute my baby was. I wonder what's in this box over here. 'Rear Entry', Volumes One through Forty?! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

People said, "Uh-uh, Bill, Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world." Yeah, maybe, but you know what? After the first three largest armies, there's a real big fucking drop-off, all right? The Hare Krishnas are the fifth largest army in the world, and they've already got our airports, okay? Soo, I think that's the greater threat right now. Mr. Onion Head in Terminal C is scaring the shit out of me. Get him away from me. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Not a great deal of difference. (Hillbilly 1 voice) What's G-12 do, Tommy? (Hillbilly 2 voice) See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps us pay for the war effort. (Hillbilly 1 voice) Well, fuck, pull that one up! (Hillbilly 2 voice over walky-talky) Pull up G-12, please. (Bill does some cool sound effects with the mic) SHooooooooooooP. BOOM! (Hillbilly 1 voice) Cool! what's G-13 do? And if you really think hate had anything to do with his material then you missed the point. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I never understood the whole hate thing. I've probably heard 95% of his shows that were recorded and compared to the other comedians who were part of the whole 'comedy of hate' BS he was in a completely different galaxy. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.