AlexCrowley

why not just post porn? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

This is like watching a car with failed brakes slowly roll down a hill towards a busy intersection. I know that there's some way that someone could probably help avert something bad happening but I'm far more interested in seeing what happens when it reaches its logical conclusion. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

For those in the UK (because Im not the first UKian to get confused by this). The IRA being referred to is not THE IRA. It's something different and american. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

And people say that adding female hormones to foods has no noticable effect. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

amateurs. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

yeah, my wife's asked if you could stop calling the house more than once. At least limit them to when I'm at work if you're going for that creepy stalker vibe. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Sometime after the speed date, but before the second date if the bitch doesn't leave you hanging for weeks at a time and isnt all self centered and shit. Apparently. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

great, you got in before the edit. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Oh come on, dont go defending that egocentric trollop. She's obviously hideously self absorbed and too tied up in her own bullshit to be considered worth getting to know. Her callous toying with Briguy's emotions tells me all I need to know about her. Steer clear! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I'll help out. A veritable smorgasbord TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

But generally they're the ones that are 'in-plan'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Thats what your average therapist would call a red flag. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Now you're just taking the piss. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

See, I was thinking THOSE threads. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

It got freshened up. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

This thread? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Hmmm. I hate everyone. So you could say it effects my relationships with them. Names? Why not star signs? how about 'spanish lesbian midgets with a predeliction for guinness and hong kong action movies always make me feel a little threatened.' TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

you missed Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the SECRET BRIEFCASE belonging to THE ONE MORTAL MAN who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'AMERICA HERSELF'! (And I'm sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not Chief Reddin) This one MAN was STUDEBAKER HOCH, fantastic new SUPER HERO of the CURRENT ECONOMIC SLUMP. (Oh) Now, some folks say he looked like (he was like, he was like) ZUBIN MEHTA (Zubin Mehta); still others say (others say he), bullshit, honey (bullshit, man) he's just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the Frozen Beef Pies at BONEY'S MARKET. (Others say he was just a, just a) Still others say, John, piss on you, Jack! (crazy Italian) He's just a crazy Italian who drove a RED CAR. You see (nobody knows for sure 'cause he was so), nobody ever really knew for sure, because STUDEBAKER was so-o-o-o-o-o mysterious (mysterious) . . . HE WAS SO (He was so, he was so!) MYSTERIOUS! HE WAS SO (He was so, he was so!) MYSTERIOUS! 'Cuz when a person gets to be Such a HERO, folks, And MARVELOUS BEYOND COMPUTE, You can never REALLY TELL About a GUY LIKE THAT (Whether he's really a NICE PERSON Or if he just SMILES A LOT), (What?) Or if he has a son named 'PINOCCHIO', Or what? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

you probably have the gonokakakakas. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

There's a ship arriving too late To save a drowning witch She was swimmin' along Tryin' to keep a date With a Merchant Marine Who told her he was really rich But it doesn't matter no more . . . She's on the ocean floor 'N the water's all green down there 'N it's not very clean down there 'N water snakes 'N rusty wrecks Is all that she can see As the light goes dim And she's tryin' to swim Will she make it? (Boy, we sure hope so . . . ) Not even a witch oughta be caught On the bottom of America's spew-infested Waterways, hey-hey . . . She could get radiation all over her She could mutate insanely . . . She could mutate insanely . . . (that's right) You know, she could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall And scary-lookin' And then . . . Cars could crash all over the place As a result of people with Hawaiian shirts on . . . Lookin' up to see her face Sardines in her eyebrows . . . Lobsters up 'n down her forehead All of them HORRIBLY LARGE FROM RADIATION . . . And smelling very bad And DANGEROUS! Maybe a submarine could save her, And bring her home to the Navy . . . For some kind of Oo-oo-oo-ah ah Ah-oo-oo oo-oo-oo Ah-oo-ahhh Ritual sacrifice . . . TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

me too! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Evelyn, a modified dog Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily Draped across the piano, with some surprise In the darkened room Where the chairs dismayed And the horrible curtains Muffled the rain She could hardly believe her eyes A curious breeze A garlic breath Which sounded like a snore Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within) Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom Evelyn, a dog, having undergone Further modification Pondered the significance of short-person behavior In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance And other highly ambient domains... Arf she said TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

You're more than welcome to... FEEL THE RUSH of opening a soda as you.. BURN OUT YOUR RETINA logging into servers to make sure the damn site is still up... THRILL to grepping error logs. FEEL YOUR HEART POUND as you check the shun list for the weekend's crop of script kiddies. FEEL THE ADRENALINE COURSE THROUGH YOUR VEINS as you reboot the flakey image server. GASP at thrill of kicking all the users off because you just feel like it. SHIVER as you realize someone changed the password on that critical server that you need to log into. And thats just the last hour!! This is going to be an intense DO THE DEW sorta day. I can feel it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Not doing anything fun. Working yesterday....I dont remember Saturday...but it wasn't anything fun. I managed to sit down with a good book - I think. Everything just blurs. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Or you could simply take Tarantino and Avary at their word (c/o IMDB, because I dont want to hunt down the source): # According to Roger Avary, who co-wrote the script with Quentin Tarantino, the original plan was to have the briefcase contain diamonds. This seemed neither exciting nor original, so Avary and Tarantino decided to have the briefcase's contents never appear on screen; this way each filmgoer could mentally "fill in the blank" with whatever struck his or her imagination as best fitting the description "so beautiful". The orange light bulb (projecting shimmering light onto the actors' faces) was a last-minute decision and added a completely unintended fantastic element. # In a radio interview with Howard Stern in late 2003, Quentin Tarantino was asked by a caller the contents of the briefcase, and he answered, "It's whatever the viewer wants it to be." Too many of my questions are of the type: Why can't we read the rest of the Time Travel book in Donnie Darko? Why does Ben Affleck continue to breathe? Did anyone really think that Catwoman- The Movie, was a good idea? When will people realize that Billy Bob Thornton isnt acting? What goes through Penny Lane's thoughts as the plane takes off in Almost Famous? Was American Psycho all in his head? Who thought having Jeremy Irons do commentary on the Dead Ringers DVD was a good idea? Who thought letting Kevin Smith do commentary on the new Donnie Darko DVD was a good idea? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.