sharimcm
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I'm sorry for saying this, but that made me laugh... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm not captioning the avatar above me, but I am going to tell you that my avatar pic was taken after a wet t-shirt contest in Florida. I was actually wearing a different shirt for the contest due to a certain somebody's request. The tank I put on after the contest is the one in the avatar, but my boobies were still COLD and WET... For some reason, I just loved the pic (my boobies are beautiful)... I guess I was too drunk to remember the picture being taken, but oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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For some reason this joke reminds me of one I heard years ago after the Challenger explosion... Q: What color was Christa McAuliffe's eyes? A: Blue... One blue (blew) this way, and one blew that way. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I hope I'm drunk... My vision is a little blurry... Or is it just me? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm still waiting on my picture... I'll send it tonight... Promise... PM me to remind me! I found a copy of it I can save on to my temp computer and delete it quickly after. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I post whore at work because I can. Actually, because they tell me to (see attachment). Those are actual emails I've received that say "PW Daily." So, I do. I love my job.
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I promise... Cold beer causes shrinkage!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Unfortunately, I've heard one or two of those... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I really hope that is beer they are pouring on me... Please be beer, please be beer, please be beer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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LOVE IT!! Well, the picture that is... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm making a cold asstrumpet... I can't hear it though... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Definitely swallow... And, that's all I have to say about that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flying bricks excite me!! BTW - is that a flying brick or do I need new glasses? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck yeah!! I'll take white chunk macadamia nut cookies... You can keep the milk... Unless it's chocolate. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It takes two to tango... Yea, unprotected sex feels so much better, but damn. If she didn't want a baby, she could pay $5-10/mo for birth control pills, and if he didn't want a kid, he (or she) could buy a $5 box of condoms. If birth control is too much of a financial burden for them, they do NOT need to be having a child. And yes, I know nothing but abstinence is 100% effective... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I've posted this before, and it's not very tastless... Q: Why do women have two pairs of lips? A: One for bitching, one for apologizing I love that... So, who's pissed at me? I've got some apologizng to do!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Why do you have sex? Study released gives 237 answers.
sharimcm replied to lawrocket's topic in The Bonfire
Because I was drunk and he was nekkid?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I needed a good laugh... This thread did the trick. Thanks, Walt.
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I love you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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From what I've heard, you have to tip daily because the maid one day may not be the one who cleans the next day. I usually leave $2/day. If I had a wild night in the room and I have all sorts of stuff scattered about, and they clean it, I'll give them more. I don't like tipping at motels though. If I'm going to be cheap staying in a motel, I might as well be cheap and not tip, right? The only tip I got the last time was... Well, read my sig line... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Sometimes I tip depending on how long my stay is, whether it is a hotel/motel, or my mood. I usually always leave a tip for the maids when I go to Vegas. I didn't the last time only because I felt like they were begging for money when I saw an envelope with her name on it saying "place tips inside envelope." Um, no... Don't ask for it, and most of the time, I'll give... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thanks, but I'm quite content with my wee boobies.
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No worries... I haven't received proof of it as of yet either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hi, I'm hung like a donkey...What's your number
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Don't switch to the "new AT&T." They say they have the fewest dropped calls... Um, I beg to differ. Not only that, but they've fucked up my billing and my plan so many times in the past two months... Of course after numerous calls and being on hold forever, I did get about $100 in credits as well as a new phone. When it was Cingular, and I was having issues for dropped calls (go figure), I was on hold for about 45 minutes only to have the representative pick up the call when it decides to drop. I tried to call back, but by that time, their offices were closed. Whatever happened to good customer service? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself