sharimcm
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HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!! Happy Birthday Peter, Boy!
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Wow... Turtle is very popular!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck you, Walt... That's all I have to say about that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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When the dinosaurs roamed... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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CHEERS!!! I just got home from a night of drinking... I just love drunk skydivers. As a group...or one at a time?! It was group thing this time... And, of course, I was the only chick, so... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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CHEERS!!! I just got home from a night of drinking... I just love drunk skydivers. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Artificial insemenation... DUH!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Gee, uh, what's that phrase I'm trying to think of....? Oh yeah, now I remember--BULLSHIT!!!!!!! Walt How the fuck would you know? I've tried to get you to put out for me, but NOOO... Pansy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Perhaps in Temecula. I have no idea. Ask the guys tomorrow. I wonder if they'd get pissed if I showed up nekkid... I wonder if I did, if I'd get any tips They'd probably throw your nekkid ass out... Then you'd get arrested for being drunk in PUB LIC... And indecent exposure. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm the quiet, shy type in between the sheets... I don't shout... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And very well from what I've heard. care to provide a list?? I could... Do you want names and numbers? Cops to convicts... I just had to quote this... Dante - 37... My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks Customer - In a row? Dante - HEY! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot. Customer "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got your monkey right here baby!! OK... no more thread jacking for me!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Here I am... Just hanging out... Under my canopy that is... Oh shit. Is my zipper down again? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Can someone fetch me my hat please? Yeah... The black cowboy hat... Oh, and Gonzo, you can talk about my boobies all you'd like. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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They'd be running as fast as they can away from the crazy dude wearing a black cowboy hat jumping nekkid. edited to add: it's not Twardo Lisa was talking about... It's a different Jim. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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One thing came to mind when you said you were jumping nekkid... The DZO at the dropzone I used to jump at was explaining how to arch properly... Before the AFF students would load, he'd be outside screaming "REMEMBER DICK IN THE DIRT!! DICK IN THE DIRT!!" Then I started thinking (yes it hurt)... That's gonna suck for you if that's how you land. Stand it up Gonzo... I know, you usually do, but... Have fun!
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I gave in and messed it all up and have been working on it for hours. Somehow....I can believe that! Oh, that was funny 'Twardo... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck that... If there isn't video/pictures it didn't happen. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Damn. Hug one corpse and you're labeled for life. Walt But NOT by the HugEE... DOH!!! Good one Twardo!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I do drunk Marines... Walt just hugs dead bodies. Walt is a little... uh... Strange... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You sick, sick woman. Walt Yes, that may be true, but at least *I* don't hug dead corpses... BTW, I love you Walt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And very well from what I've heard. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thanks for the "head's up"... I can get that head up... Yes, that statement was very sexual in nature, but I'm sure you'll get over it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself