RastaRicanAir

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  1. Happy Birthday Bubbles. Now get back to me about that DJ thing already! I mean what else could be taking up your time?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. .....Glenn Miller? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. O.K. so maybe there was more than one f*ck-with involved. But I never mentioned anyone by name. Someone must be feeling guilty. So I suppose you don't remember offering me any jumps either huh? Or how this thread dropped off the page as soon as I stopped posting? Hmmmmm? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  4. Yeah, that's right. And NO I DID NOT CAVE IN ON THE NON-POSTING BET. It seems I lost the other half of the bet on a technicality last weekend after my naturally outgoing and expressive nature was wrongly characterized as belligerence by certain people around the bonfire. (It's not my fault, I was provoked by a certain bubble-wearing f*ck-with who just can't resist pushing my buttons!) So, long story short, the bet has been settled, I can be as nasty as I want again, and I owe the ogre one jump. Which is only kosher anyway 'cause he's loaning me his floaty gear for Marco. Now as for you Spence, my friend: About that offer you made Sat. nite of FOUR JUMPS if I started posting about Dublin again... Well I thought it over and you've got a deal! You know where to reach me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. Look how excited Bubbles is getting . It's just so damned cute! O.K. on topic for this one: Dublin Dublin Dublin Skydive Skydive Boogie Jumping Beer Sweater Cakes ....sh*t. Yep, that's about as long as I can stay on topic. You were right Beez. But my long term memory is rockin.' (EX: There are two people coming to this boogie who still owe me jumps.) And this time I'll have plenty of time to collect before you can sneak out on Sunday morning. And if you want me to jump one of those canopies of yours, bring one in my size for a change. Also, if no one else is doing it, I'll volunteer to write an article on the few facts I'm going to remember and send it to Parachutist. So if anybody wants to get famous, remember to do something stupid. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Careful how you phrase that....cowboy!! Now THAT was funny!! Correction: Our landlady's lawn is covered with ice. The mailbox only I ever check is covered with ice. And the car which was in perfect shape for 4 years until I brought it up here and it got rear-ended is covered with ice. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. Well I tried getting into landscaping but they were only taking smelly immigrants. (Sorry Spence, you just got caught in the drive-by on that one.) Finally some of the respect I deserve. It's the little hotties like Katie that I do it all for. The critics can blow me. ....Of course, I say that with PEACEand LOVE
  8. Ahright. F*ck this noise! I've put an end to the beer bitching once and for all. If you need me, I'll be sitting next to a 5 gallon keg of Handcrafted Irish Red Ale made with pride right here at LocoBoca Breweries . With the hose inserted straight down my gullet like I'm on Irish life support. Home Brew baby! Ask nice maybe I'll sell ya a glass. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. Well, you kinda have the hair... Now I need the puking icon. Yes it is rather unusually thick and lustrous. But I still couldn't be a woman. My nipples are much too sensitive for breastfeeding. Hyah Hah! Now go try to find the violently puking icon! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. It'll just take up way too much of your time.
  10. Yeah. WTF Bolas??!! You think our party's not going to be good enough?! Our shorties phat enough?! Is that what you're tying to say? Ya Freak! Man if I was a female at this boogie I wouldn't give you any after that remark. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. you mean SEBASTION! lol... i feel like that was pointed at me?.... im not a critic... i just got alot of energy. lol.... Actually I was referring to Chinzilla (aka the Ogre) and that bald ass redneck (Lay-ance) Boomhauer but if it makes you feel special, then you can assume I was talking about you too. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. What the hell did you say?! I didn't know it was possible to slur with your fingers! Friends don't let Friends Drink & Post! (Edited to add:) Who the f*ck is Brandon? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. O.K. so that was just not cool. Gyadammit! I clicked on that and I haven't eaten yet today! I'm serious that was REALLY... REALLY F*CKING HEINOUS! Why do you people keep bringing up memories from the Halloween Boogie that I'm GLAD I had lost?! Daaahhh! Where's the little Markup icon guy who looks like he's dry heaving?! Oh, yeah. BTW: As far as music. Since myself, the lovely Mariposa and the carrying-my-no-talent-ass Widgeon will all be in attendance (and our harshest critics will probably be at that other place). Might I suggest a short set of live jams by the Boogie Bastard Mariachi Band?
  14. And your rain coat. That's you. Always with the positive outlook. So are you also one of those pains-in-the-ass who sits at home and calls people while they're driving to a boogie and says: "It looks like it's gonna be raining when you get there."? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. But that's what she wanted in the first place. Getting a keg of her favorite beer instead of what I want? Sounds like you learned the word compromise from a woman! Screw it. As stouts go, Guinness is pretty lame anyway. I'll just blow my packing money on my very own keg of Murphy's. Then I'll charge all the other beer snobs and foreigners $5 a cup. -If you read it on a guy's jumpsuit at NASCAR, it ain't beer. P.S. How many people can jump out of the balloon at one time? Which load are me and Mariposa on? And, is there a camera guy on that load? I'm thinking we should go for the cover of Parachutist. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. Ever been to Disney World and stood in line for Space Mountain? Now imagine spending three hours on your feet behind a morbidly obese woman in an eye-gouging Hawaiian print muumuu as she blithely ignores the simian-like behavior of her three shrieking kids who smell like day old hot dogs...just so you can get in the next Caravan load. Mortal peril is one of three things that keeps the majority of earthlings from skydiving. (The other two being a necessary level of skill and the fact that the planes don't serve food.) Therefore, in my case, the question is moot. If skydiving were as popular as those ridiculous bungee cage things they put up at the County Fair and Livestock Show, and my AFF Instructor looked like the carny who runs the Himalaya ride, I would have thus far avoided it too. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. RkyMtnHigh Chaos Kitty 2 Skinny J. I knew the party would start to fade when people found out I couldn't be there. Dude, you know how the Ogre is with peer pressure, if people show up on Wednesday, he'll start the party on Wednesday. I'll be sure to post his address and directions in the next few days. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. I'm sorry all I heard was: "Blah Blah Blah, Oh excuse me, I have to go put more gel in my hair. And if I don't get OrFun #7 I'm gonna cry until I pee on myself!" And speaking of imaginary, what non-jumping hole did you just stick your non-jumping head out of again?! You think I'm gonna take musical criticism from a f*ckin' Parrothead?! You know your whuffo ass isn't going to be at the boogie anyway. You might have a stiff opening on that stolen FSU rig your jumping. Then I'll have to listen to you whine about your sore p**** the rest of the day. Man, I can't wait to get on the mic manifesting you slugs. Be afraid. Be very afraid. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. Gripping? Docking? Who the hell can catch your jolly ass in the first place?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. I hear they're also looking for someone to do the announcements for manifest. Spence, I'll be sending in my sample CD and resume'. It'll be good to get back behind the mic for a little while. ............Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh! Shhhh, check it out. If I put my ear to the keyboard I can actually hear them all praying that I'm not serious! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATED LIST FOLLOWS Let's try to get an idea who's coming - DZ.com members attending... This list should be accurate, but as always, feel free to PM or post corrections! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE List '05 Marco Island Beach Boogie Marco Island, FL February 10-13, 2005 BE THERE! Official Website, click here Sponsors: Aerodyne Alti-2 BirdMan EG Sky Technologies Firefly Suits HiperUSA Mirage Systems Performance Designs Precision Aerodynamics Sunrise Rigging International (Wings) The Packing Place (Packin Cathy) Tony Suits Vigil WFFC (attempting to keep the dz.commers screen names accurate) Gotta be there Free Load Organizers AND staff get top billing! djmarvin, Vertical Axis Entertainment - Site Admin Alex, Vertical Axis Entertainment Bob Dougherty, Skydive Greensburg Jackie - will be helping in manifest Eric Gin, Team Fastrax - LO John Judy, Team Fastrax - LO Mike Wittenburg, Team Loki - LO CancerChris (BMI), Z-birdz - LO Additional fee services Staff Gene - tandem instructor, etc. Norman Kent, Norman Kent Productions - Jump with him shooting stills and video of your jump! Tammie Grassel (BMI), aka jumpingbean001, BirdMan - BirdMan first flight course and wingsuit demos (Note: must meet minimum requirements) Art Shaffer, aka crutch - tandem instructor Gonna be there Alex the Brit - Alicia- AnnieMae barguy - blueskyserenity- Bobster Bolas- brandihough - Casie Cadmium - chaoskitty - Charles Chica Caliente- chopchop - Cocheese DaMan - Darlene- Dave Deacon2Low - Denis - Diamante Doug - douwanto - EmLo Erin - freefalle - F1freak freeflyswc - Jewel - Jiveman - Jumpergirl Judedre - June - kansasskydiver -Kansu - kelel01 -Lori - Marie Memo - mgerra28 -Mouth pyke - RastaricanAir -RkyMtnHigh- rocketdog RoysPlayThing- Sara -Shaggio - Thanatos340 - The111 - Val - Widgeon - Gonna try to be there (Hoping, Praying, and not planning that far ahead)
  22. Oh Christ! Listen! You can almost hear the pack of horndogs scratching at Little Beaver's door already. Man, between half the guys cat fighting over OrFun numbers and the other half begging to get into Jess' apartment I won't even have to watch the game for entertainment. Speaking of which, why isnt there a Shrek's Housewarming Party thread? Between the guest list and the hot tub, this event promises to be as vulgar as any boogie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. NEW SHORTER VERSION. (Too much scrolling makes my eyeballs tired.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATED LIST FOLLOWS Let's try to get an idea who's coming - DZ.com members attending... This list should be accurate, but as always, feel free to PM or post corrections! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE List '05 Marco Island Beach Boogie Marco Island, FL February 10-13, 2005 BE THERE! Official Website, click here Sponsors: Aerodyne Alti-2 BirdMan EG Sky Technologies Firefly Suits HiperUSA Mirage Systems Performance Designs Precision Aerodynamics Sunrise Rigging International (Wings) The Packing Place (Packin Cathy) Tony Suits Vigil WFFC (attempting to keep the dz.commers screen names accurate) Gotta be there Free Load Organizers AND staff get top billing! djmarvin, Vertical Axis Entertainment - Site Admin Alex, Vertical Axis Entertainment Bob Dougherty, Skydive Greensburg Jackie - will be helping in manifest Eric Gin, Team Fastrax - LO John Judy, Team Fastrax - LO Mike Wittenburg, Team Loki - LO CancerChris (BMI), Z-birdz - LO Additional fee services Staff Gene - tandem instructor, etc. Norman Kent, Norman Kent Productions - Jump with him shooting stills and video of your jump! Tammie Grassel (BMI), aka jumpingbean001, BirdMan - BirdMan first flight course and wingsuit demos (Note: must meet minimum requirements) Art Shaffer, aka crutch - tandem instructor Gonna be there Alex the Brit - Alicia- AnnieMae barguy - blueskyserenity- Bobster Bolas- brandihough - Casie Cadmium - chaoskitty - Charles Chica Caliente- chopchop - Cocheese DaMan - Darlene- Dave Deacon2Low - Denis - Diamante Doug - douwanto - EmLo Erin - freefalle - F1freak Jewel - Jiveman - Jumpergirl Judedre - June - kansasskydiver Kansu - kelel01 - Lori Marie - Memo - mgerra28 Mouth - pyke - RastaricanAir RkyMtnHigh- RoysPlayThing- Sara Shaggio - Thanatos340 - The111 Val - Widgeon Gonna try to be there (Hoping, Praying, and not planning that far ahead) freeflyswc rocketdog
  24. I checked RoamingDZ.com, it comes with a quart of PBR and an Oriental Massage w/ Happy Ending
  25. Me and Whitley would have to flip for that one but I'll give it up out of respect for my elders G sus! Are we still talking about this?! Hey, I need jump $$$, maybe I'll just put the numbers up for sale! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is