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    Nope? This was something I saw while working in a restaurant in 1994. Bully for you if it is a joke you have heard before. I hadn't heard the joke but I did find it rather amusing when it happened nonetheless.
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    I deny trying to grope Kat in the first pic and I deny having tried to snog Becky in the second pic. It was the cider's fault, that is my defence and I am sticking to it!!!
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    You had to go ask on the internet whether or not it is a good idea to go out drinking with your friends??? Boy, you must be the life of the party...
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    Speaking about blind people, true story : I had a part-time job waiting tables when I was a student. Anyway we had this one chick working with us who wasn't particularly bright. So, one night this couple come into the restaurant, blind wife being assisted by her husband. They are sitting in the not so bright chick's section. She walks up to the table with two menus and puts one down in front of each of them. Now, it was rather obvious from the moment they walked in that the wife was blind, so there was an uncomfortable silence for a moment before the husband says 'My wife is blind.'. Waitress looks a bit confused for a moment, then smiles, taps the blind wife on the shoulder and says : 'Your menu is in front of you.' As funny as it is now, I can remember cringeing at the time...
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    On behalf of Erno : there is no '&*' in the word 'fucking'. If you don't want to use the word 'fucking' then use another fucking word. Using %&*%^$ instead of the real word is fotally tucked...
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    My point exactly. Don't know which conspiracy theory makes less sense though, yours or mine...
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    Who bought him the rifle, was it Saddam Hussein?
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    So Mark, who really did shoot JFK? Was it the liberals?
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    Be careful you don't go pissing off all the Plastic Paddies, I mean one of their great great great grandparents left Ireland because of the potato famine. This makes them Irish American - that is why they support the IRA, because of their *roots* and the way that great great great grandparent of theirs was persecuted by the English... The IRA makes their money out of organized crime and misguided American benefactors. If there was a peaceful resolution to the troubles, what would all those IRA gunmen do for a living? (same goes for the right-wing neonazi skinhead Unionists in the north - same scum, different flavour)
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    Yeah, this pic was taken about lunch-time. Glad to see you guys got out of bed, got out of the caravan and went back to bed... I'm glad you decided to do your AFF at Hib, hope the weather is good (and you have your Cat. 8 when I get back from SA so you can come play with us!
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    Yep, that was me and yes you guys did look like shit on Sunday.
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    Did Kat bite your arse too? Nice to meet you Suzie. Will
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    Realism

    skreamer replied to mac266's topic in Archive

    Yes, I want to be just like you. Now excuse me while I go ram-raid a pie shop...
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    So wadda ya gonna do about it, call da pigs???
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    Don't worry, I'll score a bulls-eye when I pork the princess...
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    Tell you what, I'd like to slip that Bo Peep my Slinky Dog...
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    Well, from my personal experience it was rather frustrating. He is one of those 'mature' people who use 'logic' and 'reason' whereas I just prefer shouting until I get my way. But I will never forgive him for not introducing me to the twin...
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    Yep, he held the sheep for me... Having jumped in California and Florida myself, I can see why he went back there, England's weather isn't quite as good as people think...
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    And he is a true gentleman, he even bought me breakfast....
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    Nah, I've just been drinking too much vignetto....
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    Yes, I've gone to infinity and beyond....
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    Care to step up to the ring?
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    Thats it, I've had enough, I'm ready to snap!!!
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    I can't take any more exposure to this, g'night...