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Everything your mother has jumped counts...
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Wildblue, currently being treated in ER for injuries sustained to the nether regions (turns out her flower was actually poison ivy...)
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Why the FFX? Why not the FF2? I have the FF2 and it is so easy to change batteries, dump footage via firewire etc. between jumps. Having to take the camera out of the helmet every time could become a bit of a drag with the FFX. You might just want the helmet for personal fun jumping now, but what about further down the line when you want to film 4-way and/or tandems? As for the camera I'm very happy with my PC9, so would probably prefer the PC8. Don't know if any of the extra features on the 120 are worth the extra money. But perhaps someone who jumps a PC120 can correct me here. Will
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Did you tell Katerina I said 'Hi'? She has to be one of the nicest people I've ever met in skydiving. I'll be seeing them again in July, I presume Adrian told you about the festival in Sweden this summer?
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Yes Chris, so exactly how much fuel would one need for a one way flight to say Mexico....
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Gee, I'm sorry, was that a personal attack? You are definitely not a little ratbag.
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Sadly, living in the UK you will be feeling like that most weekends... Will PS congrats on passing and not killing yourself, come up to Hibaldstow sometime and see what skydiving from '14 500 every load is like...
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Woo-hoo, I'm just ahead of that twat Phreezone!!
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But you are happy to walk over me first to ensure your peace because you think I might have done something to you a little while ago? Of course you can't wait to get conclusive proof so you just go right ahead and walk over me. Don't be surprized if you get labelled the playground bully by all the other kids. Will PS I too have worn a uniform and seen active duty. I don't think we're going to find any common ground here, so perhaps we should just accept that our opinions differ and leave it at that.
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So you guys are into bondage huh? (I can just picture the wedding ceremony - Jess trussed up like Hannibal Lecter and Seth with a gun to his head. Most disturbingly Seth is the one holding the gun...)
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Frank, was it as good as Ozzy's bat program?
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Boy, you two are a match made in Jerry!
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Kurt is a good man, but he is a MAJOR peace activist. But?? Sorry, but I don't get it. Saddam was an evil bastard when he gassed the Kurds in 1988, but it took his invasion of Kuwait before the West did anything to him. Now in a knee-jerk reaction to 911 (along with a couple of other factors) Iraq is being invaded. If Iraq had never invaded Kuwait and Al-Quaeda hadn't committed the atrocities of 911 would this war be happening? No, because the west would just turn a blind eye to what Saddam was doing to his own people and just continue buying crude. Pretty ironic that in the eighties it was the west selling him his weapons of mass destruction - as long as he was using them to fight Iran nobody really seemed to give a shit.
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Why, so you could Thumper?
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So, you're saying there's a chance...
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You love Jessica. You want to marry Jessica. You want Jessica to have your babies. You need Jessica.
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We believe you Bill...
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If their lack of hygiene polluted the air that you breathed why did you spend three years with them?
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Almost true Don, you are forgetting the half hour they spent arguing about Iraq right before they had tea and scones...
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Last year at the Friflaj festival in Sweden they showed an ultralow wingsuit chop on the big screen. Was that your chop? You could actually hear the collective plop as the audiences asses puckered...
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Wearing a Protec in bed doesn't count as safe sex (apparently).
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Don't make me fire up the flux capacitor on you.... Just to prove you wrong I'm going to install Folding on ALL the PCs in our call-center and I'll hide the icon so nobody will know it is running. And then I'll have more WUs than your boyfriend and everybody will know I am not a nerd!! Now excuse me while I go find my inhaler...
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Nah, only to those who don't know me Don, to my few friends I'm a real cunt...
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Damn, and just when I had forgotten how much I hated you...
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Yes, perhaps we even incorporate some of Clay's livestock into it. But Jessica is a bit of a boring, bland, generic name - perhaps we can come up with a more original pen name? Something like Madame Bovine de KooKoo. That has a nice ring to it....