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Wow, takes a special kind of person to suck on a crack pipe and lick a frog's bum all at the same time...
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Cool, so you speak Afrikaans too!
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So how are your Enron shares doing?
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S'alright, I'm sure the fat frog will be to moderating what I am to spotting - totally lost.
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Ja, waar issie blerrie Afrikaanse forum?
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No, you won't. I can fit four of you in my car. As long as it is on a Saturday or Sunday I will be happy to drive you guys to wherever you want to go. Personally I wouldn't even bother bringing a rig that time of year - not worth the amount of time you will waste on time better spent site-seeing on the ground. Now, as for accomodation for four, let me give it some thought and get back to you.
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Thought i would post this here as you guys seem to know skreamer!
skreamer replied to BASE813's topic in The Bonfire
Stop being such a tard... To everybody else, I had a great time on the BR FJC run by JJ at the '486! Had a good time, but mostly I learnt how much I still have to learn - this is only a start. -
Aaah, America's answer to Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - glad to see you have found your true calling in life man.
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Hey LJ Was it the part where they called you a sissy that really pissed you off and caused you to tell them 'You know what, I don't want to film you guys anymore...', put down their camera and walked off the bridge? Why didn't you go to them afterwards and tell them to their faces they were punks, snot nosed shits, arrogant turds and thoughtless shitheads?
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Beginning of the year I was on a load at Hib which consisted of a SL student, the JM, myself and two other fun jumpers on the SMG. After the SL was out we were wondering what altitude we would get seeing as there were only 3 paying customers going to the top. Swalty was flying, we got '15 600. Of course you could go elsewhere and pay a little more to jump from a little lower after a little more time spent in the plane - me I'd rather drive a little further and jump at Hib.
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Exit altitude at Hibaldstow is minimum of '14 500, the planes are fast, the bar is a laugh. Haven't been to Nethers, but all my friends who jump there speak highly of it.
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Yeah, I heard Steve O and Eli Thompson put together a pretty mean tag team... A couple of spades, a wheelbarrow and a fishing rod and I can make someone's front garden look really good!
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The order form on the Pantz section of the Bird-man site has the wingsuit order form. Where is the pantz order form? (I just want to check out the design options).
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Well, that is me sold. I might just go back to do a second jump there.
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Don't F with the 9 year old daughter of a hell's angels leader.. :)
skreamer replied to kevin922's topic in The Bonfire
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I have days at work that I thought sucked but they were nothing compared to the real shit you have to deal with. However I have never been able to come back from work and say that I saved two lives. In fact I often come back from work and say I wish I had taken two lives. Hopefully the guy who tried to kill himself gets the help he needs and makes a recovery. How are you going to feel if he looks you up to thank you for risking your life to save his? What about one day when that little baby girl is grown up and comes to thank you for saving her life? Your job is going to suck again and you are going to see sick shit again - but if you can make a difference in anybody else's lives like you did today won't it be worth it? When I was doing my national service in the army I did one good thing which made the whole year worthwhile. Now when I think back I think more of the one good thing I did than the bad stuff I saw. Hope it is the same for you one day.
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Nope, that pic was taken at Texel. The two Dutch guys who the car/bunny belonged to were busy pitching their tent - they weren't too impressed that I had popped their bunny's cherry... This was the same trip that I slipped the 'toothpaste' up Wingnut's nose (serve him right for passing out early! ).
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Did you mean a mortar attack?
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Me too, the only PMs I get are abusive ones from fat Canadians..
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Taking a dump in winter (cold toilet seats... )
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Let me take you out for dinner when you get to London and I'll tell you all about it. Will PS dinner is a shared kids happy meal from a McDonald's drive-thru. (and I get to keep the toy!)
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It wasn't a poodle it was a bunny. See attached. No, I keep a dead male lamb in the car - 4 for the price of 1. 'Acquaintance'??? WTF??? When I was sitting on your couch drinking your good whiskey listening to you sob on about the things your wife does to you I was your best friend, now I am just an 'aquaintance'?? Will PS before you say I wasn't drinking the good whiskey - guess what I cracked open after you passed out.
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Faber Get 813 to tell you the story about the twin. (better yet ask to see the video). Or ask him about the girl he got legless... Oh, and if you ever want to get rid of a girlfriend then just take her to the Hinton Christmas party - 813 and his buddies will make an angry lezza out of her...
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Hi Alana Please ignore these guys, they are very immature and I haven't molested any farm animals or Canadians (for weeks)... I live in London, have jumped at 6 English dropzones and choose to frequent Hibaldstow (which is the furthest) because : Exit altitude is minimum of '14 500, no other English dropzone can match that. Hib has the fastest climbing jump planes in England (two twin turbine G92's and a single turbine SMG Finist). When climbing to altitude you do not get put on a hold by ATC. If you buy 10 jump tickets at Hib it will work out to £16 per jump ticket. The locals are really friendly, the DZ bar is great and if you manage to avoid Seth Efrikens you will most certainly have a great time! Bottom line : no other dropzone in England can give you that altitude at that price and get you there as quickly. I drive 162 miles to get to Hib and I am smiling the whole way.
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I just went and checked the classifieds for mains. There is a 'Cobalt wanted' ad on the first page, but the first 'Cobalt for sale' ad is on the third page (and that one has 800 jumps on it). I haven't flown one (yet), but as an observation if Atair was making the worst canopies in the world, their owners don't seem to be in an awful hurry to stop jumping them and get rid of them...