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  1. skreamer
    Are you asking me out? Sorry, girly, but South Africans have higher standards than that (by that I mean you). I am rather keen to go to this Eloy boogie (apart from you, the yanks and the Canadians I don't think I've pissed anybody else off - I should be fine). So, yes I'm keen to go to Eloy but no I won't be your date.
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    When you walk around on four hooves you don't have to stoop very far...
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    No mountain too high, no valley too deep. ( )@( ) Will PS until you start shagging somebody famous in skydiving don't expect me to be nice to you...
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    You are being crazy. There is a strong possibility this murder was carried out by a jumper - I sincerely doubt they would have been motivated by an old, lame skydiving movie that happened to be on TV a month ago. Hare-brained speculation like this will only give any press reading this more ideas to write even more distorted stories. Stop being such a girl.
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    Well there was this Canadian guy called Remster who had some canopy control issues and got sent to the student landing area... Oh, sorry, you probably meant famous peoples names, not obscure nobodies.
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    I think it has more to do with sangiro licking his arse... Greg, you never did email me a scan of Bono's autograph (that Omar got for you in Monaco I think?). If Betsy could PM it to me that would be cool.
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    Looks like Nelson Mandela doesn't like monkeyboy too much either...
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    Fought as in taken them behind the hangar and fucked them up or fought as in argued and used your 'big voice'?
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    Yeah, there is a bit of an oil spill on my drive and one of my house-mates is Syrrian, more than enough motive for Bush Gump to invade. Say, Nac, can I come live with you for a while? Edited to add : Before anybody starts harping on about me picking on Dubya (the special needs Walton kid who never made it back from summer camp), read the following to get a clear picture of the bull-shit Tony Blair fed us to sell the war.
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    This article might be of interest. If they do commit troops to Liberia that chimpanzee in the White House will have armed forces committed in serious numbers on three fronts - hope the American economy is strong enough to sustain extended campaigns. Do you reckon South Africa is next on the chimpanzee's hit-list?
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    Only 3 more days until Sweden, so : TONGUE MY BUM BABY!!!
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    Sad but true (tell your mother I said 'Hi').
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    Yeah, they have threatened me with deportation to Canada but I am not eligible (since my father didn't marry his sister), lucky eh? Still Remi I suppose it was nice that you only had to invite one family to your wedding...
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    OK dipshit, I'll try.
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    The guy who taught me to pack had almost 3 000 jumps at the time (2 gold medals at world champs), he asked for a cup of tea and a chocolate as payment. Spent over an hour showing me step by step, then watched me pack twice. Unfortunately, Chuck, the people like him and yourself seem to be in the distinct minority. Can't really see any of the money-whores "wasting" their time teaching a newbie to pack. But people do notice who the money-whores are and who the ones are who are genuinely trying to help others progress in the sport. As a wise man once said to me when we were discussing money-whores : "Fuck 'em, let 'em eat fish heads and starve!"
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    Anybody going to the Freefly festival this weekend, contact the organizer (glenn@friflaj.com) if you need a lift to the DZ. Will
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    Same - while I've already had to learn the hard way that you can't trust all skydivers, if I didn't have total confidence in the rig on my back and where it was stored I'd quit as well.
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    Ditto that, I switched to Axa from H&B this year as well. Excellent price and an established company.
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    Does anyone at least know the name of the other jumper? Nothing on uk.rec yet.
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    What does the 'mpa' in your username stand for?
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    When the poll results popped up did you happen to notice that the poll closed on 21 March?
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    But hey, sometimes he does remind me of Homer Simpson (and everybody loves Homer).
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    I know, and to think that clown is the president of the United States...
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    Well said, Frank. Everytime I get pissed off with that nimrod I go to the following site. Makes me feel much better.
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    David Cronenberg : Shivers, Rabid, Fast Company, The Brood, Scanners, Videodrome, Dead Zone, The Fly, Dead Ringers, Naked lunch, M. Butterfly, Crash, Existenz Robert Lepage : No Wow, I am really really impressed.