skreamer

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  1. Do you think they do black and burgundy number plates?
  2. No probs, I'm done here.
  3. No, but maybe smiling into a mirror for 20 minutes every day would prevent divorces from happening.
  4. I'm guessing depression isn't the reason you spend a lot of time looking in the mirror...
  5. Gee, and how do you think "some people" felt when they read [ url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=580254;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;"]this[/url]? Your tone of posting is patronizing and aggressive - don't be surprized when you get peoples' backs up. Think about that the next time you spend 20 minutes looking in the mirror.
  6. Pssst, wanna see a pic of BlueyedMonster's OneeyedMonster? (I'm straight but I'm definitely not narrow! )
  7. My first ever 2-way was with JP. He was surprizingly gentle. I didn't even have to pay him or anything - all I had to do was cover his slot.
  8. LOL And you wonder why those viruses that infect your entire address book are never a problem for me...
  9. I'm sure your landings are a LOT safer...
  10. Hmm, I recall seeing something like this in my inbox. It ended with 'Now forward this to 10 of your friends'. Worthless spam.
  11. Someone you share a house with is called a house-mate. Someone you share a flat with is called a flat-mate (granted apartment-mate would sound pretty stoopid). When you share a room you have a room-mate.
  12. Why do americans call someone you share a house or apartment with a room-mate?
  13. Last time I hire an el cheapo dyslexic hit-man. How the fuck did 'Here is $40, please kill that bitch' get translated into two jump-tickets??? Just kidding, I'd never pay someone to kill Jessica....
  14. skreamer

    Xenophobia

    Substitute American for French and I'll agree with you whole-heartedly.
  15. Happy birthday man! Hope one of the trolley dollies gives you a nice surprize.
  16. Why don't you gaffer tape over those bolts when they're not in use?
  17. Everybody with a single rig averaged about 5 jumps per full jumping day (weathered out 2 days).
  18. I got back from the boogie yesterday afternoon, no record set by then. However they normally wait until the end of the boogie before giving the coaches a chance to play. Considering the talent they had there I am sure a record attempt could happen. As far as I knew they were only going to try break the Swedish record (12 way AFAIK). I had a good time at the festival, only made 24 jumps but 8 of them were quality 1 on 1 coach jumps with Rob Silver so it is all good.
  19. This is your last chance - the biggest freefly event of the year kicks off tomorrow morning. Get to an airport now and get yourself to Sweden.
  20. Yes, I confess, this is me Jessica. I was only doing it because I am such a horrible, twisted, sad, bitter bitch. However I have decided that my 'skreamer' persona is by far the coolest, most sophisticated, intelligent of all my personalities so can I please keep this one?
  21. You bought an Audi S3 for your chick??? Dude, I need to come up there and slap some sense into you...
  22. I believe I said if they do commit troops.
  23. If you are jumping, I am spotting.