skreamer

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  1. Here is what my bum looks like (on a bad day).
  2. Your kids are ugly and your husband is a dork. Will PS just kidding about your kids.
  3. Look I was(am) in my Elvis larding out on beer and burgers stage, mmmkay? And ironically Craig also got to prove recently that he can kick my ass in any climbing competition. Guess I won't be making anymore smart-arse tandem wing-loading or diet Coke comments then... Will PS Emma has cellulite that you can grate cold steel on.
  4. Except when you got there, THERE WAS NO EXTRA BEDROOM!!
  5. How low is the tower and how big is your life insurance policy?
  6. Puik! Ek dink dit is tyd dat jy daai kamera op jou kop sit...
  7. Might one suggest the following slightly revised letter :
  8. I think you should send an SMS to that website voicing your disapproval.
  9. Dude, Remi is French Canadian - he wants to do a lot of things to my ass but obliterate it isn't one of them...
  10. Wow, lose three zeros and that could be Remster's skull!
  11. Dude, my sphincter is spasming already...
  12. skreamer

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    thweatening imaginawy Weapons of Mass Duckstwaction...
  13. A number of people that weighed over 230 pounds???
  14. skreamer

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    Couldn't pay bill so he ducked.
  15. skreamer

    I'm falling

    If you're worried about a 3-point landing I can help...
  16. Spring/Summer 2004 - Nor Cal first then the South. First have to stock up on Prozac so I can get in 'touch' with the natives....
  17. skreamer

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    he quacked up under the pressure
  18. LMFAO Dude, I can't believe you remember that! That was the Op that got me branded a 'wife stealing rat bastard'. Aaaah, happy days...
  19. skreamer

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    Good thing, cause the duck couldn't count...
  20. But this isn't the frog forum so you can french kiss my ass big boy...
  21. As if... That excuse didn't work for me and it sure as fuck ain't gonna work for you Gary...
  22. If there are two or more of you then fly into Salt Lake City and hire a car. About a 3 drive from there to TF. If you are on your own as I was and not hiring a car then fly into TF (via Salt Lake City). This is flying from UK, I'd presume it applies to rest of Europe as well. Don't know, but Motel 6 is cheap and within walking distance of the bridge. But be warned though that this town is NOT pedestrian friendly. They even have drive-thru banks and pharmacies! They have a hard time understanding people who are willing to walk further than 20 yards