skreamer

yes, that's right, BenW is taking advantages with my PC... We had a drunk time at the Redback tonight, we got loads of pics, but unfortunately my camera is not of the digital persuasion, so you guys/gals will just have to wait until Tuesday to see a bit of what we got *up* to... ummm i am a bit trashed right now, and i have somebody in my bed, unfortunately it is BenW so i will be sleeping on some cushions on the floor (only because I am to scared to ask him to get out of my bed...). Sis, please come help because I am very very afraid.... /s [drop till you puke!]

Ahh shit man, I thought Tracy was a dudette!!! I'm gonna have to retire for a while.... NOT funny! Aaarrgghhhh.... BenW - NOT THE SKREAMER DUDE. I'm using the Geeks computer after we've been out in London this evening - Man those Aussie chicks are F U N ! ! ! Sweeeeet!

Need camera? /s [drop till you party!]

Dan the days of getting a decent design job by relying on Macromedia's products are OVER - deal with it. A little flash is OK, but too much can get very annoying very quickly. I reckon Java and/or Jini would be really good to know. As for the dark ages, it still amazes me how many people never bother learning raw HTML, just use editors and then wonder why their trouble-shooting skills are worth shit. Anyway, I could never do web-design professionally, I'm only creative as far as talking shit is concerned... /s [drop till you party!]

First time landing on a movie theater? BEER!!! /s [drop till you party!]

Craddock, didn't quite follow you there, care to elaborate? Will

I've got a really cool spare name that I registered, the name is 'Anonymous'. I was going to use it on people who insist on posting anonymously, but it looks really funny seeing 'Anonymous' with Newbie underneath. Do you want it Tracy, huh, huh??? Apart from 'skreamer', the other really cool skydiving nickname I got given was 'cockroach' (don't ask) - you are welcome to that as well if you like!

Diva Where is Montana and how do I get there from London??? /s [drop till you party!]

Diva is right! Rodeochicchick, you are more than welcome to come and stay with me here in London. The commute might be a little extreme and the weather is crap, but the offer stands. Failing that, I could resign my job, sell everything I own and move out to Indiana. Whichever suits you best... /s [drop till you party!]

Damn, the audio on your site nearly gave me a heart attack! Umm, I'm not sure a flash movie is such a good idea for your resume. It is not interactive either and no prospective employer is going to sit through that little movie. If you want work as a web designer, you will have to prove you know more than a little flash as well. So, maybe try and incorporate some other features on your site, eg Java, also nothing wrong with a good old fashioned frame or table. Plus you can get a decent URL for next to nothing, so steer clear of geocities, homestead etc. because those don't create a very proffesional image. But you do have a solid technical background and good certs, so I am sure you will be fine. /s [drop till you party!]

Of what, the closet? I am just so confused, somebody please make me some hot chocolate and give me a hug (no skyhawk, you CAN'T stick your finger up my bum)... waaaaa-hahahahahahhaha as for Do you want to play rummy with us or see our winkies??? You are making no sense you silly silly girl. /s [drop till you party!]

Hell, I've got no problem with that, but do we have to jump as well? Now about the size of my balls, can you say 'AAAAAAAH'? /s [drop till you party!]

I hear there is an opening going in T-shirt design at www.dropzone.com, ask for a guy called Sangiro and tell him I sent you. /s [drop till you party!]

wingnut, I so totally did post a nudie pic - it just happened to be very cold that day which is why you don't remember seeing *it*, I even had my flaps showing... Now clear something up for me, wingi Do you mean the ladies or the pics mustn't be over 15 years old??? I'm getting a bit concerned about you, maybe that nut needs a bit of tightening... /s [drop till you party!]

Yes, let's not scare her away dammit! I think you should apologize to her FFF, it's not like you to hold a grudge against a lady.. (as opposed to what you normally hold against a lady that is) /s [drop till you party!] (hee hee, now I can just see FFF firing up in a HUGE indignant huff, better check my Private for some incoming abuse...)

Hi guys I've been all concerned lately about putting money away to jump, buy a new rig the end of the year, go to Quincy etc. etc. Then today my company laid off just over 60 people (we were only about 350 employees). I have been friends with some of these people for over 2 years. Anyway, the good news is my job is safe, but the bad news is I had to see friends with families to support and mortgages turn into total zombies. They will work until the 20th then the company is paying them off with the absolute least they could get away with legally. Then the further good news, is that I have to monitor these people on the network until they leave and disable accounts as and when appropriate. Plus getting security to escort them off the premises if necessary. I know there are worse things in life than losing your job, but there are also worse things than not being able to afford skydiving. The ironic thing is that it is probably going to take a couple of jumps to get me over this shit. Sorry, I'll stop whining now and carry on posting the usual crap. Will

Bill I just read your Bridge Day article as well - what an excellent insight into not just the day, but also the whole base legacy and community. Even if I only ever attend as a spectator, now I really have to make it to the states for at least one bridge day. Thanks for sharing those well-written, very personal essays. Will

Got a mail from Richard yesterday. They found some parts for the Let and it will be arriving middle of next week. Hope it stays airworthy the whole summer! /s [drop till you party!]

Ben, and Leonid's Let arrives at Langar next week!!!

I've found that when I am stressed, posting nude pics of myself to this forum really helps. I recommend that all you ladies try it whenever you feel stressed. If you are at all unsure about this, then feel free to mail the pics to me beforehand (skreamer69@hotmail.com) and I will happily screwtinize them for you. Dr. Skreamer FAI BPA A-license [on knees praying]

That's a great idea, Ben!! Here's what we do, we invite Sis and rodeochicchick to England. Only we don't tell them about the permanently crap weather and hoof-in-mouth closed DZs. Also don't tell rodechicchick that all our cattle are poorly. Then when they get here, we set up some indoor rodeo action (aka dirt-dives)!!! Woo-hoo!! Now don't tell FFF whatever you do! DOH!!! umm, Ben I think I know where we are going wrong... /s [drop till you party!]

HI RODEOCHICCHICK MY NAME IS SKREAMER, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY... hee hee, looks like your initiation is going to involve both nudity and an inverted rodeo jump - you know you could make a lot of money if you started selling lottery tickets to the guys here on DZ.com to be your rodeo *stallion*... /s [drop till you party!] PS put me down for 10 tickets (the cheque is in the mail)

FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App Doesn't Like Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus. ''Frankly, we've never heard of a virus that couldn't spread through Microsoft Outlook, so our findings were, to say the least, unexpected,'' said Clive Sarnow, director of the CDC's infectious disease unit. The study was immediately hailed by British officials, who said it will save millions of pounds and thousands of man hours. ''Up until now we have, quite naturally, assumed that both foot-and-mouth and mad cow were spread by Microsoft Outlook,'' said Nick Brown, Britain's Agriculture Minister. ''By eliminating it, we can focus our resources elsewhere.'' However, researchers in the Netherlands, where foot-and-mouth has recently appeared, said they are not yet prepared to disqualify Outlook, which has been the progenitor of viruses such as ''I Love You,'' ''Bubbleboy,'' ''Anna Kournikova,'' and ''Naked Wife,'' to name but a few. Said Nils Overmars, director of the Molecular Virology Lab at Leiden University: ''It's not that we don't trust the research, it's just that as scientists, we are trained to be skeptical of any finding that flies in the face of established knowledge. This one flies in the face like a blind drunk sparrow.'' Executives at Microsoft, meanwhile, were equally skeptical, insisting that Outlook's patented Virus Transfer Protocol (VTP) has proven virtually pervious to any virus. The company, however, will issue a free VTP patch if it turns out the application is not vulnerable to foot-and-mouth. Such an admission would be embarrassing for the software giant, but Symantec virologist Ariel Kologne insisted that no one is more humiliated by the study than she is. ''Only last week, I had a reporter ask if the foot-and-mouth virus spreads through Microsoft Outlook, and I told him, 'Doesn't everything?''' she recalled. ''Who would've thought?'' /s [drop till you party!]

Or should that read hook 'knives'?

Uh, yes, ummm, that is why I have just taken out a one year subscription to Playboy, for the Troy story, honest...