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Dan After four consecutive rained out weekends, I think I am there already... /s [drop till you party!]

Except if she has braces Lummy! OWWWW!!! (and yes, there are lots of grown women with braces)

Zennie I used to think the Darwin awards were hilarious as well. So I bought Wendy Northcutt's book 'The Darwin Awards'. Then I read as far as p. 136. Guess who this stupid bitch awards a Darwin Award to? Jan Davis (the base jumper not the cameraflyer). What really annoyed me is that she gives Tom Sanders an honourable mention as well. For those of you who think an honourable mention is a good thing, well in the Darwin Awards context it means you are almost stupid enough to kill yourself and do the human species a favour, but not quite. Why did she give Tom Sanders an honourable mention? Because (and I quote) : "Her husband reportedly vowed to continue the protest against Yosemite's BASE-jumping ban, thus qualifying him for an Honourable Mention". Sorry dude, but I am sorry I bought her book, and as much pleasure as I used to get from her site, I won't visit it again. I don't think awarding Tom Sanders a Darwin Awards Honourable Mention was a very nice thing to do... Will

Dunno about you Ben, but I'm scared... MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sis, sounds like you better get aHead then...

Alex, have you ever gone out with a girl with a pierced tongue??? It's bad for them, because it chips their teeth (ask any dentist about pierced tongues), but it does hold certain aaahhh *advantages* for you the receiving party... /s [drop till you party!]

Fruce is right, this thread is really Good Head.

Whatever tickles your fancy SkySlut... /s [drop till you party!]

Uhhh, no, the only 6-pack the women here are interested in getting is of the alcoholic variety. And of course they all have great tans to match their toned bodies... /s [drop till you party!]

It really depends on your belly, if you are happy drawing attention to it, then do the belly ring. If it is a tattoo, just don't get something common like a rose and don't put it on a shoulder blade or at the side of your cleavage - put it somewhere really sexy. Then post a pic!!! My personal favourite tattoo on a woman is a small celtic type *wing* design at the bottom of their back right above their bikini line. /s [drop till you party!]

Hi Pammi A good acronym I got taught for when you are under canopy is AAD : Altitude : keep checking your alti Airspace : look around you for other canopies Dropzone : always know where the dropzone is relative to you and plan possible outs accordingly Sorry if this is an old one, but I found it really useful and easy to remember. /s [drop till you party!]

FFF : Frequently Forgets Fornicating Anybody else got any ideas about what the acronym FFF REALLY stands for?

Guys, May 5-13 there is the Large Aircraft Boogie at Langar!!! How about we have two mini-boogies, one at Langar in May over one of those two weekends (between 5-13 May), and the second in Holland from 1-3 June like Ben suggested!!! Also, I happen to know this guy who has this great apartment on the beach in Holland and I am SURE we could all stay there. I'm inviting a friend from Germany too! WOO-HOO!!! PARTY PARTY PARTY!!! Also wingi, Stansted is cool, it actually makes no difference to me whether it is Heathrow or Stansted (Gatwick would be a problem though). But make sure your flight arrives the night BEFORE, if I have to waste a blue sky day driving out to the airport to fetch you in the morning, you will never hear the end of my bitching. You've been warned... Let's get it on... /s [drop till you party!] PS Ben now with wingnut there we'll be able to make that *special* dirt-dive we were talking about...

Look, FFF, this has got to stop!!! I am sick and tired of you offloading your swedish porno stars and australian aerobic instructors on me. The next distraught sex bunny who shows up on my door-step and says she will do *anything* if I will put in a good word for them with you - I'm just going to slam the door in her face. I won't be used like this or treated this way anymore dammit!!! I have feelings too you know... /s [drop till you party!]

Ben, wingi Guys lets set up a little european dz.com boogie for a weekend in May or June. I think Holland would be pretty cool. Name a date and let's get it on!!! wingi your invitation for the UK still stands. I am getting my car next week Wednesday, so I can pick you up at Heathrow and we can shoot straight to the DZ. Just say the word dude! (the word is legs) /s [drop till you party!] PS spread the word

A lot...

Hi Mike A question : if they have them are jumpers resposible for their own audibles? I have heard that some freefliers and camera men/ladies jump with two audibles, should this be part of a buddy check? Also, I read somewhere how some skydivers will compare their altis to another skydiver's (or the plane's if they can see it) at a certain altitude. Would it be a good idea to make this part of my '1000 self-check, or should I do it a little higher? Does the BPA ever have a safety day like the USPA's? It would be great if we could have a day dedicated to topics like this one. I think there might be quite a few safety tips that beginners like myself might not be aware of that you more mature (nice way of saying old farts) skydivers could teach us. In South Africa buddy checks are also mandatory and I found it put me a lot more at ease when I was in the plane knowing that an experienced jumper had checked my gear out. Those stories of people getting in the plane with unfastened leg-straps and chest straps would not go down well in SA (but then those skydivers would not be allowed in the plane in the first place). I don't recall reading about anybody dying in South Africa or the UK because of an unfastened chest strap, so maybe buddy checks should fall under the category of 'common sense' rather than 'over-regulation'. I mean, hell, how long does it take anyway? Will

skyhawk, given that recent article about your umm rugby *friend* with the smelly finger, I don't think ANYBODY is going to want an Australian anywhere near them on a nudie jump... /s [drop till you party!]

Hi Mandi First of all welcome! Always good to see more ladies joining us here. I just have to ask you, how did you choose that nickname? Because my dirty little mind is having a field day thinking about it! Also, why don't you list your dropzone on the database? (you're skydivewichita.com right?) I had a quick look and only saw skydivekansas there. Sounds like you have a really full, busy life and work very hard - luckily I don't! (work hard that is, I fill my time with other stuff)

Don't worry wingi, we'll be gentle... Oh, and froggie, ask Stacy about the live webcam action we had running for her last night... (tell her it was pay-per-view and the cheque better be in the mail...) /s [drop till you party!]

Congratulations! BTW that was very well written, I especially liked this next bit : /s [drop till you party!]

Yeah right, put your dentures back in Ben, and stop drooling on MY keyboard... /s

OK, so Tracy isn't a Dudette, but a full on Dude. I'm CRUSHED. You had me going there! Man, I guess I'm far too gullible... Hope you all had a good evening. Myself and the Skreamer did! Blues for the weekend! BenW. STILL NOT THE SKREAMER DUDE! [Puke till you drop!]

Dude, I think we've dated the same women... /s [drop till they stop kicking you!]

PS Tracy in the dark could you be a chick??? /s [drop before your pants do!]