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You and Ben have matching outfits!!!
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Uhh Grogs you haven't been paying attention have you? Emma jumps at Hinton, BenW and myself are planning a visit there later this month, which is why we need the *raw* data for our research from Emma. Hmm, yes, Drs. Skreamer and BenW do agree with the necessity of chest strap measurements too - most important. Emma could you please provide those too? (although we will gladly be providing hand measurements when we make our rounds at Hinton...). Re. BPA licenses, yes the nr. stays the same, you just change the letter (much easier to remember than that silly yank system). And I can think of 41 reasons in the last 10 weeks to disagree with you about the local weather... Dr. Skreamer BPA A-101931
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Screw the kitchen, screw your girlfriend (uhh, you know what I mean ) - work the extra 2 weeks and put the money towards something worthwhile like a new rig or more jump-tickets. You paid $18k for a car? You bought a new car? I really envy you people the way you can live such financially responsible balanced lives - even my old Vector I cost more than my car... /s
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Emma, BenW and myself have been tasked with some very important research work for the BPA. We have been asked to do a study of wing-loadings of female skydivers in the UK. Before we can visit Hinton later this month, we need some important info from yourself : The height, main canopy size and wing-loading of all single and/or available female skydivers at Hinton. Should any of these loadings be in the region of 1:1 or higher and involve a Manta, we will be requesting the assistance of our esteemed colleague, Dr. Moooose. Please advise. Dr. Skreamer BPA A-101931 Dr. BenW BPA B-101724
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Congratulations on your Brumbies win, you will remember I tipped them as the favourites before the Super 12 kicked off. I'm looking forward to the Tri-Nations!
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I'm working *normal* weeks this month - how about the weekend of 22 to 24 June? Emma s'that okey dokey with you?
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Sod that, I want to BE the seat for Emma and her girly pals!!! (we can talk about the first thing that comes up!) So Emma does this mean Ben and I are invited to Hinton? (you did say two girls in your team were single...). Plus there is still the small matter of a rodeo dive (your bf permitting of course) /s
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Yep, Ben, we definitely need to pay a visit to Hinton SOON!!! (but don't go telling them about me and the bunny, planet head-butting, being smelly, floaty, back-slidy etc). In fact don't tell them anything about me (not a problem considering you're always talking about yourself anyway!). /s
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Yes, and what will you and your evil twin brother be *launching* from this caravan???
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Yep, I tied the bunny to that bonnet and I stuffed it all right!!!
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That's right! Drop dead sexy Dutch base-jumper/DZ staff skydiver chick walks up to Ben as we are about to board the plane and says "Aren't you wearing a girl's jump-suit?". weeeeeeeeeheeeehehehehehehehehee How sweeeeet it was!
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holding the exit, then wingi's sweeeeeet dock, then the slighly spinning star - WAS THE MUTT'S NUTS!!! (and I'm glad it was spinning slowly cause it made checking out the view so much cooler). /s
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no, I think it was more like "UP myyy noooooooooose!!!!" rotflmfaopimp I'm sorry, but 3 days later that is still cracking me up - and the part beforehand when he was still passed out, but squirming his face like a lab rat having its testicles spliced - man, that was funny!!! "up my noooooooooooose" (on the video you can hear me using it as a count in the plane UP -MY -NOOOOOOOSE!!!!) /s Ps moooose what are you doing on the net, why aren't you getting pissed on the beach and letching at hot little 18 year olds in string bikinis??? (loser)
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Uhhh wingnut, don't try and compete - moooose and I *slept* on a cold tile floor under bright freakin lights in the airport lobby - it was so cold we had to keep each other warm (remember mooose, what happened in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam...) /s
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Yep, got a pic of that one! Or how about when you stayed behind at the bar to try and seduce the bar-lady with your rapists wit and we stripped your room of EVERYTHING!!! (did we give you the light-bulb back?) /s
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Just because I went to the wrong terminal at Heathrow, missed my flight and made you guys wait 2 hours for me at Schiphol is no reason to turn nasty Mr. "up my noooooooooose!!!". Yep, you and Ben keep kissing Sis's butt, you little toads... /s PS I do NOT float - you guys eat too many pies; and I don't back-slide either : I am horizontally and vertically challenged in freefall thats all.
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"I have the right to remain silent..."
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Yep, I've got the wheels, so just get your A-license and get your ass over here. By then I should have my Cat.10 (yes Ben, really!), so we can make some jumps. Hmmm, wingi are you thinking what I'm thinking? FRUIT-LOOP!!! /s
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Hmmm, Andrea maybe you should take more showers...
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What? They're both a mess that doesn't last very long and I like to have camera??? /s
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wingnut I'm going to have to agree with you - both those jumps were awesome. Ben had Mr. Floaty (guess who) on one side and Mr. Sinky (with the smelly shoe) on the other side, but we still held it and your little swoop and dock was SWEEEEEETTTT!!! I actually even enjoyed the spin (which I did NOT start). And that little fruit-loop surprize you threw me was cool as well (specially when we went head-down for a second). Damn, I had a great weekend!!! /s aka Mr. Floaty
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I wasn't scared, because I can kick anybody's ass penguin-style... kaa-kaa-kaaaaaa!!!!! kaa-kaa-kaaaaaa!!!!!! All your ankles are belong to us!! /s
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You mean sex with myself doesn't count???
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If you ever get to jump that mythical plane, let us know... (see what you get for hitting people over the head with a planet and biting their craniums???) /s PS what did Petra say about your jumpsuit again?
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Huh? Sorry, could you repeat that please, I wasn't listening...