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Pyke you're not really a New Zealander are you? man, you would have thought after 8 years in the country you would be able to handle your piss...
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Well dude, I hope for your sake it is not SA, because that place is pretty screwed up and getting worse. Hmmm, 1 - 3 years??? sounds like a long term contract worth fat $$$$, I think to celebrate we should have a round of JTs compliments of the boss dude!!!
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If its any consolation Emma, I've done something similar. One of the users called up and was being a particularly dumb annoying ass. So after the conversation, I write an email to my boss explaining to him just what a stupid cow she really is and why can't we screen for useless fuckwits when we hire? Thing was, I couldn't remember her last name, so I enter it in the 'To' field and hit CTRL-K, get the last name, add it in the email and then hit Send!!!! Thank god the head HR officer, Dipesh, is my lunch buddy from way back - so I just got a 'caution' (he did think it was freakin' hilarious too though!) /s
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sad
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Dude it was Steve (the packer). He got to jump with Omar for his 100th (I think he has a video of the two of them holding a banner or something) HOW COOL IS THAT??? (and Omar even paid his own slot for the jump!) /s
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Or if you want closer to home, why not try Babylon at Empuria?
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Hmmmm, how big is that abortion of a tourist attraction dome in London again???
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FFF's column??? How could that be FFF's column? No nympho porn stars strapped to the hood of the Bear, no irate gun-toting biker boyfriends trying to *pop a cap* in the Bear and its owner's ass, no police vehicles were *borrowed* for a fun ride and then returned with custom decals, no lost handcuff keys necessitating an embarrassing visit to the local hardware store (wearing blanket) etc. etc. Dude, when FFF writes a column it'll be a _little_ more interesting than a canopy ride with a scenic view...
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Are these the famous vibrating seats? Do you pay extra for those or do ALL the seats tickle your fancy? /s
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Hi Emma 3 points and a £60 fine later, I won't be speeding on the M1 anymore (stupid cameras on the M1!!!). Just checked and Hinton and Langar look rained out. Langar might be a bit further from London, but the lift capacity is awesome and I can get coaching from Milko for only the price of his jump ticket (£14 on a Friday). You know, that is something I really don't get - people in the UK going to the states and paying shedloads for SDU coach jumps, when they can get AWESOME RW coaching (with video) from world record holder skydivers right here for only the price of their slot. Oh well, bigger and better I suppose... /s PS really enjoyed that little whinge, must be assimilating, time for a(nother) cup of tea.... PPS congratulations to Tony Blah blah blah, more of the usual crap for another 4 years (still better than the tories winning, which is quite sad really)
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Hi Barbara Have you considerd Eloy? Omar runs a freefly school there. One of my mates did a 50 jump freefly coach package with them. He absolutely raved about the DZ and the freefly coaches (he got coached by Rat as well). If you have any further questions, I think Monk could give you further info. /s PS did you know that Rat is South African?
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Remi, next time you are at Langar, your next beer is on me! (actually the way I manage to wind some people up, that is often the case! ) Can you people believe that I am sitting at home on the first day of my 'weekend'? I have to save for my trip to Florida, but this totally sucks - I just know if I drive up to Langar, apart from the petrol, I will drink out all my money again! (I am so weak) Emma, how far is Hinton from London, and will the rest of your 4-way team be there tonight? /s PS and people do discriminate against me, not because I am African, but some bollocks about me being loud and obnoxious... hmpfff, whatever...
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Great, now HH has Emma and lewmonst stalking him! I want some groupies too dammit!!!
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Well, she did invite me to Hinton for a rodeo dive, then I realized she wasn't talking about skydiving!!!
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Hmmmmmm, we wish....
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OK, I just read through this thread twice to be sure, and I could not find ANYTHING malicious towards any minority or sexual orientation (given the context everything was said in). Sheesh, a sense of humour might help (I wonder if anonymous is a skydiver, hard to believe that the way she fired up so unnecessarily!). /s
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and the hand spray can be fun...
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I also noticed that in his profile he doesn't post his jump numbers or his license number. Hmmm, maybe he doesn't have his A-license yet? JOKE, that was a joke, oh no, here he comes...
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You just shut up and go play with your dolls Sis! And cook me some pie!
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Shhh, munchkin, I thought that was supposed to be our little (sic) secret!
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baby??? Please don't hurt him too badly skybytch!!!
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Thats NOT my brain sweetie-pie! xxx
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Having a hard time at the deep end of the pool little girl?
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Saddle up cowgirl!
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Ronnie who??? I have no idea who you are talking about - oh look, a pretty red telephone, lets pick it up and have a chat...