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Shhhhhh, I'm trying to fit in with the locals, so I wash regularly (once a month) whether I need to or not....
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Just checked the rota, I have to work that ENTIRE weekend (inc. Monday)!!! Bollocks! Here's where I should start whingeing right? AND I'll miss the chance to meet RemiandKaren and Karen again..... And no bloody chopper jump for me... And you guys will probably have jumpable weather too... Screw this recession, I don't want my bloody job anymore!!! Will PS I'm not scared of a certain Canadian built like shick brithouse anymore, I now know I can run faster than him, so the piss will be taken...
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lol, yep that was me whingeing most righteously!!! (actually Gus was in the air when Maria and I got bumped, and it was all sorted out in the end). I'll be there this weekend, yourself? Will
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Yep, just be glad you're not his wife, Pammi! Apparently Remmick had a pretty hard landing too, but his happened in the bedroom when he came in for a hard dock and missed his slot.... Apparently now poor Mappi has to invest in Viagra because Remmick is suffering from PLF (Penis Lifting Failure). Its really terrible I tell you, I'm just glad that that didn't happen to you and Merrick!!!
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Hi guys This is a question on behalf of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Lets just call him Remmick. Anyway, Remmick has recently found himself in the market for a wheel-chair and would like some advice. He used to ride moto cross so he feels fairly confident he can handle a fairly highly loaded wheel-chair (definitely something cross-braced!). Anybody got any ideas of what he should get? At the moment his wife Mappi is having to haul his fat ass wherever he wants to go and she is getting pretty pissed off... /s
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hee hee, notice how only the blokes have posted to this thread, Clay??? You enjoying all the attention Jessica?
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You *satisfy* yourself by multiposting??? Sick, depraved individual....
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Driving to the DZ last week, my speedometer was on 185 999 miles. My first thought was what to organize, then when it clocked 186 000 I shouted 'Beer!' and considered pie-ing my dashboard. About then I realized I need to get my car radio fixed....
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Well, at least that explains the mystery of Miked's missing meds....
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Shit, Clay, if thats you NOT getting on your soap box...
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Hate you... Really hate you... Just kidding. My opinion is that no packer will have packed your size and type of main into your type of container as often as you. So, even though packers are quicker (and in my case, are they ever!), you would probably do a better job yourself (with more attention to detail). But you already knew that, and I'm guessing that that was your second and last paid for pack job! /s PS everybody who said you should expect something from the packer is wrong. You pay $5 you take your chances - I don't know any packer who gives a zero malfunctions guarantee. If you don't like the pack job, either use another packer or DIY. (BTW you've only used a packer twice Dutch, so that hardly applies to you)
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LMFAO at Carl's reply!!!! "Ground control to Major Tam"
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For everything else there's...
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WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!! Excellent dude! I was getting tired of your lame-ass excuses on IM. Oh, and thanks for those *tasteful* pics you mailed me, just one small favour - next time include more of the lovely lady and less of your ugly self! /s PS hope you managed to get the Bear's hood cleaned up afterwards...
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Launch big ways from a C-182!!!
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I've made just over 30 jumps with my new Wings so far - it is pretty damn comfortable. The pud BOC handle draws a lot of attention (definitely get one), as well as the flaps (generally people are quite impressed). Biggest problem? the fact that everybody wants to have a go on it. (its MY new toy and I hate sharing )
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Interesting point is that Ben only felt he needed extra protection after he started sit-flying with me! Ben you up for some more kamikaze hand-to-hand aerial combat? (after all skydiving IS a full-contact sport!!!)
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v.funny! lol Had something similar happen to me in Germany in April. It was bloody cold, decided after first jump one pair of gloves NOT enough. Bought second pair, wore over first pair. Next jump couldn't get grip on PC, went out and back in, got PC out on 2nd second attempt, but still pulled lowish, landed out. Sphincter in spasms for hours afterwards (underpants still clean though). /s PS sorry couldn't keep that one under 50 words
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Could I get a pic of them please?
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Yeah, and have a nice pair of *udders*!!!!
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Articulated Wings (love the pud on the BOC), Hornet '150 and Tempo '150 I find it a *little* more comfortable than my old 1987 Vector I with Cruiselite '220 (or the Cruiseliner as BenW christened it )
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Clay, I'm just surprized the pilot didn't put the plane into a radical dive and make everybody do a hop 'n pop after Emma flashed him!!!
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Marc, was this your first time falling off an ambulance??? Glad to hear you're OK and hope you don't have a long lay-off! Will
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I don't know what to say, I didn't know you cared... /s PS 110% AND 80%??? Dumbass! Dumb(gay)ass!!!