skreamer

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  1. Sorry, but I just had to post this. I have been pissing my pants ever since I read it. A couple of weeks back Emma told me about this French knobber at some boogie in France who 'admired 'er boobies' while she was packing. Then I read the following in the latest BPA skydive mag letters section : Phuqin' hell!!! The Pie Queen has an admirer! And he thinks she can pack her 'sail' well!! Emma if this isn't a piss-take by someone at Hinton, then this is too good to be true! /s
  2. Howdy people Yep, I resigned a perfectly good job and am now unemployed - but I'm having a blast! (I also moved house and we have only just had a phone line installed). Hey 3flier shame about you getting grounded (again!) - you'd never catch me pulling that low!!!!! waaaahahahahahhahahaha skreamer PS I've been told to go back to RW because I suck so badly at freeflying.
  3. skreamer

    Bra Jump

    Yeah, that would've come in handy.....
  4. Hi Mooose We're having a great time here in England! We won't be able to jump this weekend because it is going to rain, we couldn't jump last weekend because there was too much wind and the weekend before that we got hosed as well. Wish you were here! /s
  5. hee hee Here, Remi, have a sip of my creamy Pale Ale!!
  6. Isn't that just horrible, fairynut?
  7. But if my Beer HAD Boobies, what a friend that would be!
  8. Shhh, we don't want Lynn to find out!
  9. Hey Remi, I'm surprized nobody has mentioned beer either... Hmmm, beer AND boobies! [Homer]Beer is good! Boobies are good! Beer and Boobies are my friend![/Homer]
  10. Shit, clay - you call dying from the shock of being orally castrated by your 15 year old brace-wearing high school girlfriend a good way to go???? I'd hate to know what you consider a bad way to die!
  11. Ask dbtech (Donna you are evil!)
  12. Try posting this to the Gear and Rigging forum.
  13. Dude, I think you misinterpreted what Bill meant when he said insane (meaning radical etc). You no parlayed the lingo, comprehendo amigo? He is actually a base jumper and helps with the organization of Bridge Day. Hey Bill, a while back I read an essay you wrote about Bridge Day. Is that still on-line? You mind posting it here? Cheers /s
  14. Hmmm, don't know how you're going to get their camels to fall stable though!
  15. Beware the Pie Queen and her Big Posse!!! (note that was posse)
  16. LMFAOPIMP dude, that was just too funny!!! Was it a dare? Did the other kids make fun of you and call you pumpkinhead???
  17. Man, this I have to see! Could somebody with a scanner please post this pic? /s
  18. By 'you and I' I take it you are referring to yourself and your fellow long-suffering Americans? Just don't forget to relocate all those Nike sweat-shops back to the USA as well Chuck, so all those deprived starving American children will have a job. Will
  19. Sorry dude, she told me she is going to be faithful to Gus (well at least for a while). BTW I am sorry for any hurt that my callous remarks might have caused Gus (or his mother), if I ever insinuated that myself or any of my many aquaintances paid for the pleasure of her company, I apologize. /s PS Gus, re. that PM - no worries dude, I'll even let you turn my cypres on for me...
  20. Boy, with all the new security at airports you are going to have some REALLY interesting times ahead of you.... (hope you enjoy 'show and tell' heeehehehehe)
  21. So, Gus, is your momma feeling better yet?
  22. Stop, you guys are making me hungry - hmmm, tuna salad with guacomole...