skreamer
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lol OK, OK, that was both funny and original. I gotta go, I've got to go drop my bitch off. G'night girls
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[sigh] User error...
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Very sneaky how you advertised your rig on the forum Merrick!
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Do you two need relationship counselling? Bet I turn on the TV tomorrow and see you two on the Springer show bitch slapping each other! lol
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Now clean your monitor!
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I have a lot of confidence in the Pie Queen and her 3 bloated buddies - I for one am sure they will be looking at the Nationals next year! /s PS shit now I better make sure I don't get cornered by the 4 mad cows next time I am at Hinton...
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Dude, right now I am living the details!!!
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lol Justin scored a good one and thats the best you can come back with? A protec? Cat wandered into yard? Pathetic!
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Here's a link to the essay Carl wrote (attached to his post). It is serious boner material!
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ROTFLMFAOPIMP Dude - that is fuckin' hilarious!!!!
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Sorry Claytus, nice try, no cigar! And I'm not scared of you, your mother, your brother Darryl, your other brother Darryl or your other brother Darryl! So there!
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Apparently those words also describe an average weekend in the Fowler house-hold... Hey Clay, is your name short for Claytus? Are yew Claytus the Slack-jawed Yokel??? Right, where is our little clay pigeon? This is starting to get fun!
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Not quite as erotic as Carl's lesbian porno story, but a bloody good laugh!
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No, no, you are the one with the thing for sheep! (lol 'thing for sheep' crack me up) In fact apparently you prefer the company of dead male lambs which makes you a paedophilic, bestialic, homosexual necrophiliac!!! (took me a while to look up all those words and string them together but I'm pretty proud of myself!) /s
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Hey Justin, what makes you think my poodle was a bitch?
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doh! a deer! a FEMALE deer! lol whatever
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Justin creepers very hard too, but that is generally around Clay's brown eye!
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lol Care to give us a little 'doh' Homer?
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All Your Poodles Are Belong To Me! (and one of your poodles is stuck on me!)
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That article doesn't even give a date. When did this happen? What happened? Bad exit? Entangled in lines? Pants article. Just this past weekend some of the instructors were saying that they need to review the exits etc. for people doing charity jumps (ie one offs). Sorry about the guy who went in but maybe they should put SL first jumpers on rounds and make the exit a bit more like the army's. When's the last time you can remember reading about a paratrooper going in on his first jump? Will
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And Remi, the guy who runs Empuria Brava (busiest DZ in Europe) - where's he from again? (just accept the fact that I am *superior* and have diplomatik immoonity!)
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Where is Solly Williams from again?
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Nice one, but Justin I thought it was you and Clay who were asking on each other a date? We know the pregnant wife is just a clever subterfuge, poofter boy!
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Huh? You talking to me, dildo?
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Actually I'd rather have some of whatever he's selling, its obviously good shit!