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Sounds like a good weekend! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Hmm, funny who the one is who keeps bringing up the gay and small winkie references.... (thank god for that turkey baster hey Justin...) /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

You know thats just not funny Justin. I took real offence at that and if I should ever meet you, I am going to sic my girlfriend on you!!! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

(And yet another innocent thread gets hijacked.... ) So does skydiving with your dialysis machine count as a 2-way then? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

lmao @ speedy About the thread topic - yes women probably are more attracted to the Bond type than the Bland. BUT maybe if you're lucky you'll meet someone with who you can just drop the bull-shit and really talk and just get along. When I went on the first date with my new girlfriend, I was waxing on about skydiving, then I stopped for air and asked her what she did on her weekends. She replied with the usual non-skydiving stuff, shopping, socializing etc. - I replied 'Is that ALL???'. She then put down her glass, looked me in the eyes and said that she hoped there was more to me than this arrogant attitude and that she understood that I was just trying to impress her but it was having the opposite effect. Tell you what, this just totally rocked my jaw. She was totally serious and I totally knew I wanted to keep seeing her. Anyway, everything you hear about what women want in men, thats all bull-shit - be your own best friend and when you meet the right woman it'll be easy because she'll like you for who you are. But hell, if you're still in your early twenties, don't worry about it - just enjoy yourself. But it is true that when you hit your mid-twenties (OK OK, I'm almost 30 dammit!!) it does get easier - not so much because the women's attitudes change (although they do) but also because you get a bit more laid-back about things and you start to realize that if things don't work out with this girl then life goes on and sooner or later another one will be along. /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Still haven't been able to evict Clay, huh Chuck? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Nah, I'm just not worthy of sharing the same air-space as yourself - thats why I'm limiting my jumping to weekdays. I did drop my trousers in front of the new beanie and about 200 tourists on Saturday evening at Covent Garden though, so the Hinton spirit hasn't been crushed in me completely yet! lol /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Hi Jez Look, I've heard of people going to extremes to pull sickies, but don't you think you went a bit far with the intensive care bit? Jokes aside, glad to hear you are going to be able to (and want to) jump again. Your profile doesn't say where you jump in the UK or how many jumps you have, but you should come join us at Hinton (crazy shit happens all the time there, we even have our own ultra-low base jumping chick - '3-eyebrows Jo'). See you on the DZ soon, dude! Will /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

OK, OK - so I get back from spending 2 days at the DZ and then the weekend doing the horizontal hokey pokey, and find that I missed the ENTIRE groper incident. So, I start composing a nice bit of life advice for groper, and then the thread gets locked while I am writing it!!!! Where is the justice? Hey sangiro : [toyi-toyi mode] I DEMAND a chance to tell that sad little pathetic excuse of a man what I really think of him! [/toyi-toyi mode] /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Ahem, cough cough Jessica, our Jessica All hail the mighty cow Jessica, our Jessica So wonderful to plough! Loudest, and drunkest Welcoming probing test Oh, legs wide and glorious! We stand erectly impressed. Jessica, our Jessica, God keep you from ever catching me! So as your bum grows in pounds and girth! I had better start to flee! Jessica! Our Jessica! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Huh? WTF? Dude, have you actually read everything MM posts??? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Sex education in the Fields home gone wrong when his dad told him to always use protection? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Hmm, but you DID marry the first girl you shagged? How cute everybody, Justin, saved himself for marriage! As for : I seem to remember a lot of blondes, whether they were Scandinavian or golden retrievers I can't really seem to recall... /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Huh?!?!?! Clay you MIGHT get a single hop n pop for Justin's kid, but I doubt selling MM's rocket scientist offspring would even raise enough for a pack job!! Unless we could sell them to a cosmetics company for testing - they'd be cheaper for the company than rabbits and chimps. /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Single as in no wife, correct - single as in I don't have a girlfriend, wrong. What exactly do you guys know about partners? You married the first chick you ever shagged and now you try to spew forth as if you've been players all along. Gee, I really wish I'd got married when I was 20 and not slept around all through my twenties.... NOT!!! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) PS children eat Jump Tickets!!!

[Sigh] Its that time of day again - go take your clever pills Brandon. /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

And you own the cheapest contraception there is - your personality! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

[Nelson laugh] HA HAAA!!!! [/Nelson laugh] /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

God, another stalker.... And both you and Justin are supposedly *married*? I'm not homophobic, so I don't have a problem with you fudge-packing arse-bandits, but isn't your wife concerned about the fact that you have my pic stuck to the back of your bathroom door and the ceiling of your bedroom??? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

But their dad says you get used to it... /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Because last time he blew a goat he got some goat jizz in his eyes? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Don't worry, Justin at least Spastic Boy looks much better in this pic!!! (and that pic was taken BEFORE Laura said "pull a face for me, honey"!!! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Hey Justin, I found your prom pic (pity you couldn't find a date...) /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

We need someone new to abuse - anybody seen Jessica around? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Dunno, dude, I just couldn't imagine a life without soap operas - how will I spend my weekends now? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)