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  1. Glad to hear you are still getting dates, Lisa!
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    Women

    Would it make you feel better if I told everybody you were hung like a really big chihuahua, Just In?
  3. Yep and apparently they have approached Strong and Vector for possible rig sponsorships.
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    Women

    I know dude! I thought I hada chihuahua trying to hump my ankle, turns out it was just little Justin (wearing his cute little pink protec for protection).
  5. Look Wedgie Boy you're just jealous because Claytus and his entire family are movie stars (admittedly all the movie titles featured the words "barnyard sex", but still)
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    Women

    Any port in a storm, hey Remi!
  7. OK this has all gone just a bit too far, time to set the record straight : The poodle was NOT dead when I started fucking it, said poodle is now fucking dead, not being fucked dead. (Oh god Mrs. Radloff I'm so sorry, I really really am) I think I'm going to go bury said dead poodle in a Fields somewhere (start running Britannica Boy)
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    Women

    Listen to Diva, old people are very wise...
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    Women

    Justin WTF* is a hampster??? A cross between a rodent and a picnic basket? You lamer.... /s * WTF denotes "What The Fuck"
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    hey merrick

    Apprently he doesn't get *beat* much....
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    Women

    Does either of them own a poodle? (Just asking people, just asking - its a question fucking post on it)
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    Sad huh?

    Sphincter says what?
  13. Aggie, are you still using the usual excuse? "I got this fuckin' (sorry Mrs. Radloff) pumpkin stuck on my fuckin' head and couldn't see a fuckin' thing!!!!"
  14. Two words for you Adam : 1. Chicks 2. DIY Apparently CN#1 tried to change a light-bulb while taking a shower.... /s PS apparently all the students at Hinton have now asked if they can have a new landing area because they don't feel *safe* sharing a landing area with 3!!!
  15. Thats just not true! Why just the other day he almost managed to land in the parking lot!
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    hey merrick

    Uh, have you seen him land his canopy?(I don't mean the times he ends up rolling around in agony, the rest) Still looks like a chick to me!
  17. How often should you clean your cutaway cables? Also, what is a good product to use on the cables? Any suggestions for products available in the UK would be welcome (Geoff?). Thanks Will
  18. She's probly been base-jumping off picnic tables and landing on her head again...
  19. You guys reckon Emma will be happy with all the useful replies she got to her post? lol
  20. Yes, Clay, but at least now South Africans have a standard of life to match the rest of the continent.... But what do I care, I'm only going back there for holidays and hopefully the rest of my family emigrates soon too (yes they are planning to). Somehow I don't think the South African Tourist Bureau will be using me as a referal! On that happy note, I'm off to bed (sans poodle! ) Will
  21. Good thing he had a torch and his Encyclopedia Britannica set with him to keep him company!
  22. Yep, but it hasn't gotten any new content on it for a really long time.
  23. Hey Justin Are your memories of school all of wedgies and stolen lunch money?
  24. Piss off and go play with your nerdy friends on mensa.rec already Justin, you smarmy arrogant intellectual snob.