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i like the storm ... i've seen the movados and those are nice as well, albeit a bit pricey ... This ad space for sale.

i likethat ... it sounds a lot like douglas adams ... The secret to flying is to fall, and not hit the ground. This ad space for sale.

i wasn't serious about the ten dollars ... i like the sundial thing, but how do you actually go about buying that ... i can't find it in the catalog ... or am i being blind? This ad space for sale.

haha, but got a question ... is retared like being retarded? This ad space for sale.

because she didn't wear her seat belt. okay, your turn, give me your really bad jokes ... This ad space for sale.

I'm going to win the lottery. This ad space for sale.

to make a statement. okay, it's a really bad statement, i know ... but still This ad space for sale.

that's the thing though ... i don't want to know the time.. i spent three months travelling europe without ever knowing what time or day it was .. because ofnthat i want a watch that tells me nothing, or at most the hour ... but, one that is professionally made, ie: looks like really nice watch .. i may just have to open one up and remove the hands ... This ad space for sale.

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ten dollars, but I might have a little bit more ... what's available? This ad space for sale.

what i want is a watch with no minute hand, and no markings ... i can find a bunch with no markings, but they have minute hands. that's still just too much information for me to digest. does anyone have any idea where i can find one? This ad space for sale.

she is very pretty, but as the frenchman said it, she needs a smile ... that bathtub picture could be so much nicer if she looked like she was enjoying herself ... that said, if my uncle was the most hated man in the world, i think i'd be a bit pissed off at life as well... This ad space for sale.

i duno, my wallet's empty before i get there

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It translates to "this guy is a jerkoff and needs to hit over the head with a tackhammer" you should find out why he's so pissed, but i'd recommend putting on a helmet first. tackhammers hurt. This ad space for sale.

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this is why i don't like giving or receiving gifts. if someone wanted to give me a gift, i'd much prefer they stop by, says what's up, and bring me a six-pack of some good beer that we can then split while we talk about stupid shit. that means a lot more than anything else... This ad space for sale.

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because he got arrested for breaking into people's houses and is in exile. This ad space for sale.

After getting completely twisted, and being responsible enough to get a ride back from the bar, a friend and i decided we wanted to go to someone else's house so we got into his car and procedded to drive it into a six-foot deep ditch at about 4 in the morning, one that was surrounded by caution tape. Moment of sheer briliance. This ad space for sale.

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http://www.bangedup.com/news/index.php Ads on the site are NSFW. Direct link to picure: http://www.bangedup.com/news/images/0news122205.jpg Spawn of Satan Discovered: Double-Mouthed Fish Pulled From Neb. Lake News Edition: 12/22/2005 A rainbow trout fished out of Holmes Lake in Lincoln, Neb., features a double mouth LINCOLN, Neb.-- This fish didn't have a chance. A rainbow trout pulled out of Holmes Lake last weekend had double the chance to get hooked: It had two mouths. Clarence Olberding, 57, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound. "I reached down and grabbed it to take the hook out, and that's when I noticed that the hook was in the upper mouth and there was another jaw protruding out below," said Olberding. He said in his 40 years of fishing, he's never seen anything like it. Don Gabelhouse, head of the fisheries division of the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, said a two-mouthed fish was new to him, too. "It's probably a genetic deformity," he said. "I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The second mouth didn't appear to be functional, Olberding said. He has plans for the fish, which don't included mounting. "I'm going to smoke it up and eat it," he said. This ad space for sale.

the last 20 minutes of family guy didn't get tivo'ed thanks to his speech, so now he really pissed me off. This ad space for sale.

Euthanasia would be an example of a rational decision to end one's own life, although I know for a fact there are those that disagree with me. This ad space for sale.

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