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  1. left, since left is opposite of right, and right is the opposite of wrong. This ad space for sale.
  2. That's nice. He'll probably get resisting arrest as well for that one, whereas he would be an idiot to stop in the first place. the officer, however, should get fired for firing a shot in public parking lot when no ones life was in danger. This ad space for sale.
  3. Hey, I've got a better deal than Rebecca. My uncle is the Dean of the Royal University in Nigeria and recently passed away. I have inherited hundreds of degrees. I can offer you this once-on-a-lifetime special price of one degree for only $49.95. That's any doctorate of your choosing. But wait, there's more. Only for the holidays, I'm offering an even better, completely unbeatable deal, of Buy Two Degrees, and Get The Third For Free! You must get this before my degrees are sold out! This ad space for sale.
  4. take a dump in the reservoir part of the toilet. then when someones flushes it, it get filled up with crap, literally. This ad space for sale.
  5. HOT! OH YEAH! Sneaky sneaky in telling people they shouldn't watch that! This ad space for sale.
  6. Paypal's doesn't work. Believe me. On top of that, after spending ten minutes punching in you dead sister's ex lover's social security number's largest prime factor, the bitch on the other end will hang up on you. the only way to get them to do anything is write them a letter every ten minutes that is extremely pissed off and sarcastic. don't go apeshit on them, but they need to realize how angry you are, and specify how you're going to weaste their time by constantly sending them mail every ten minutes. American Express, I know has good service. Top notch people. This ad space for sale.
  7. Snatch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Any of the Monty Pythons This ad space for sale.
  8. Sex is evil, sinful, and a tool of the devil. Nobody should be having sex anyways. You all are going to hell. This ad space for sale.
  9. depends on the year ... this year, i'd like to go skiing. that would make my christmas. This ad space for sale.
  10. Except we got hurricanes too! This ad space for sale.
  11. That gives me an idea ... have the porn be at a DZ, in a plane, wind tunnel, etc.... it'd be a whole new kind of porn without any competition, at the moment. ... the dz would probably get more business doing it as well This ad space for sale.
  12. I don't have any money, but I'll offer my house to make the videos in. This ad space for sale.
  13. Do they have anything for maturity levels? I'm 24 stuck with a 5-year old's maturity... This ad space for sale.
  14. I was there for that. definitely real. the guy survived, albeit missing a few limbs. This ad space for sale.
  15. unformed

    Boobies

    warning: these are not suitable for anybody! This ad space for sale.
  16. unformed

    Boobies

    haha .. that picture was one of the first boobies i ever saw as a kid This ad space for sale.
  17. simpsons is funny.. . not as classic as seasons 6 and 7 ... but still better than most of the piss spewing out on tv .. south park, however, has stepped up to taking its spot as one of the best show on right now .... they never fail to amaze me although south park is going for political comedy rather than timeless comedy ... This ad space for sale.
  18. i love fungus ... makes anything go by real fast .... or real slow, at times ... This ad space for sale.
  19. i used to work 9-5, actually went 10-4, but I got tired of that, so I quit. Now I don't really do much these days ... This ad space for sale.
  20. the way i see it, if t here's an important issue about my account they will call me or send me a letter. that is, except for Paypal; however, every correspo0ndence coming from Paypal always has my name first thing in the email and if I log into my account they display an issues immediately. Just don't trust anything that comes in your email and you'll be quite alright. This ad space for sale.
  21. Rent the C-130 and stop by here and pick me up. I wanna go to Costa Rica. This ad space for sale.
  22. besides eat turkey? i get together with my friends and eat mushrooms and drink lots of alcomohol and have pretty much what is considered a good ol' time .... i'm wonderin' though ... what does everybody else do on thanksgiving? This ad space for sale.
  23. This isn't a problem with the justice system or the death penalty. It's a problem with police and attorneys' treatment of suspects and potential witnesses. There was an article in Razor magazine a couple years ago about the same thing. There should be a law where police who "highly encourage" people to wrongfully testify against others should at the minimum not be allowed to serve anymore. Given that just strong encouragement causes false witness, who's to say that those being tortured won't say anything they can think of just so they won't be in pain anymore? but that's just a whole different level of the issue ... This ad space for sale.
  24. ... naked in a hayfield five miles away from the nearest road with a head pounding like a schizophrenic's judge's mallet and arms wrapped around a cute, huggable gorilla. This ad space for sale.