GQ_jumper

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  1. btw... Clinton's perjury has nothing to do with this topic. Quote HE GOT A BLOWJOB, that has everything to do with everything, didn't you know that History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  2. Real men (and women) make their point with a gun. Or a roadside bomb. Quote uhhh, politics of the statement aside, no real man makes his point with a roadside bomb. If you don't have the courage to stand and fight face to face you have lost all your right to call yourself a man just throwing that out there History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  3. I thought it was making fun of macho mechanics. Quote EXACTLY!! Everybody is so overly sensitive nowadays everything offends them, lighten up and have a sense of humor. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. I walk into work the other day to meet the new guy on the team, cool guy, he's got a decent amount of experience in the Army including some combat experience. I also noticed the combat patch on his shoulder, it was from one of our airborne units in Italy. The same unit that happened to make a combat jump into an airfield in northern Iraq, an airfield which happened to have been secured by a Special Forces team and 1000 Kurdish fighters a week before said combat jump occured. I seem to remember one of my teammates talking quite a bit of trash after the invasion about how he was on the ground on a secured airfield telling the commander of a certain airborne unit from Italy via radio that the airfield was secured by Americans and Kurds and they were able to land the aircraft and not put themselves at risk by jumping in. The commander of the airborne unit opted for the jump anyways(can we say badge chaser), everyone in the unit ended up with a combat jump star(despite the airfield being previously secured). The best part of the entire jump was when all the troops hit the ground and got to the assembly point to find hot coffee and hot dogs being served by a certain SF team! So I think everyone here can put 2 and 2 together and imagine the amount of trash talking that ensued when our new guy set foot in the team room. I of course made said trash talking worse by spending the entire day taking every opportunity to mention to my warrant officer(the one that was on the airfield during the jump) that we now have a member of the team with a combat jump and he is therefore the toughest bastard in the room because of this. I do have to say though, the new guy had a good sense of humor about the whole thing, we know he had nothing to do with making the decision, he's one of the troops and does what the mission calls for. If he can take a day of trash talking from the guys I work with and come out with a smile on his face he'll do great on the team. It was just so amusing to see someone walk in the room whose previous unit had been such a thorn in my warrant's side for the last few years. Seeing him suffer warms my heart I now have an easy way to push his buttons whenever I feel like, I LOVE IT!! Anyways, have a nice night everyone History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  5. This is nothing to get even the slightest bit upset about. I mean there are developed, rich countries where this would score a .01 on the PC scale. Why make an issue out of something there's nothing to?Quote I agree, I thought it was hilarious and IMO the only way to be offended by it would be to go out of your way to make something out of nothing. Until I happened upon this thread I never related it in any way to anti anything. I think a few people out there need to get some thicker skin. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  6. I don't choose my friends for their looks. Quote All my friends are hot though History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  7. HAHA, so the boss told me last night if I still wanted to bring Kimora to work go for it and we'll see how long we can get away with it before the SGM says something. He said she's kinda become the team mascot and work wouldn't be he same without her, so I'm gonna do it and see how long it takes me to get in trouble History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  8. Oh WOW. I don't know whether to be sad for you or proud of you! Quote Yeah marrying models is only cool for so long, after that it's a horrible downhill slide As for the shower thing, yeah so, it's really hard to behave with the girl I was showering with yesterday. She's hot!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  9. If you had waited two more months to PCS you woulda jumped into my graduation History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  10. -Say your wife has friends of the opposite sex...and they happen to be dirty... Still ok? Quote My wife(now ex-wife) had plenty of friends of the opposite sex, and I'm sure she showered with every one of them. At least I can say I was married to a Hustler model though History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  11. when were you on the silver wings? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  12. Yeah I know, everyone must be at the DZ, I figured a topic like this would blow up on dz.com History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  13. Ok seriuosly, who said that's crossing the line, I see nothing wrong with it, it helps conserve water and save the environment History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  14. I actually had someone ask if it's possible to eat while in freefall. Quote I saw a tunnel rat eating a wendy's burger while back flying in the eloy tunnel, so YES!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  15. I'm just wonderin' And if you take showers with your friends you have to post a story when you answer the poll. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  16. His WIFE, on the other hand, takes it personally when people get nasty with him. Quote them women is the devil History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  17. That was hilarious!! thanx for postin History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  18. I want one to mount on my truck for the morning commuteQuote Actually if you are dealing with heavy traffic I wouldn't reccomenda Javelin, it takes a bit to reload after every shot and you have to have a lot of different tubes if there's a lot of traffic. Go with an RPG, fast reloads and you can carry more ammo History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  19. At every airport or bar I went for those first three years; I did not buy a single drink and a lot of my meals were anonymously paid. Quote I rarely if ever travel in uniform, but when I do i recieve the same, I've nevr paid for a drink at an airport while in uniform. It's a greatly appreciated gesture,most people are awesome but there are those few knuckleheads out there with their head so far up their fourth point of contact that they think a good way to protest current affairs is to take a shot at those who give them the right to protest. To the OP, I'm sorry that happened, it's messed up. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  20. If I hadn't been wounded, I was going to put my packet in when I got back to Campbell, no-can-do now. Funny, I never see any dogs with the 5th Group guys...hmm...I hardly see the 5th Group guys at all... Quote Group is the best assignment in the Army hands down, my teammates are some of my best friends, we do the funnest stuff for training, we travel to all kinds of places to train, and we have a fridge full of beer in the team room what more do ya need History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  21. but his big way knowledge is second to none Quote I disagree with that statement young lady, that two way I did last week, it funneled BIG, I mean REAL BIG, so in sumation, it's second to mine History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  22. Not rage, just a healthy dislike and a hope that is fight tomorrow night ends up in his head coming off in some manner I just lose my mind when people have no pride in their country, whether you like the leadership or the politics it's still your native land, show it some respect. Silva showed more respect for our national anthem at the beginning of the fight and he's Brazilian. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  23. I'm in 10th special Forces, life is definitely a bit different for us why do you think I'd rather be at work than at home
  24. Just bend the paw back as hard as you can. Quote the joint would be weaker if you bent it to the side though, simple mechanics, it would require less strength to break this way. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  25. Or the other option, for the next few months just don't acoomplish anything, make sure everyone has a low expectation of your performance, that way you will always meet their expectation History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower