Duckwater

40ftditch

Canary

NEVER give me your phone #....Here is me and a fellow CA skydiver calling random #'s pretending they have an ad for a truck for sale in the paper. TruckForSale

I have been skydiving a few years and I have a thought that I would like to share. This might sound irrational. I find myself a bit eager to experience the rush of a blow-job firsthand. Maybe I am being a drama whore, but I am amazed at how blow jobs bring about a sense of fellowship in our sport. People talk about blow jobs all the time on DZ.com and I am amazed at how it has become such an accepted topic. There are always the social gatherings like the orgies, and nude dives dedicated to the participants. Receiving a blow job has truly become a prerequisite to nobility. I watch skydivers who have recently had a blow job, they always seem to carry themselves with a quiet solemnity. Perhaps they think they have a notch in their belts because they had the pugnacity to continue despite not really getting laid. I would like to know if anyone out there feels the same way I do. Has getting a blow job become a “check” on the list of things we are suppose to experience as we become more seasoned skydivers?

There is NO way yo made it from North Ft Worth to Whitewright in an hour. It took me 1'35" Sat morn doing 85 with NO traffic. --

Umm, math is on Dave's side - 4 years - 1500 jumps, N23X - 1 yr 176 jumps 600 jumps - 7 years Plus, if Dave posts from the DZ he IS all there all the time.... Ill buy Dave a round. --

Shit,...you guys are right...I just called Vanguard andf they told me to lower my % because I would hit the max before the end of the year..... I am lowering it back down to 15% and investing the rest in company stock. (they say it will hit $90 within a year) Thanks! --

I can put up to 50% in mine

It will be better than Atlanta. You will want to move in the North Ft Worth area. I live just off of 820 and Beach, its all pretty new and easy access to the highways. But....I am thinking of transferring to Chicago (work at Corwith)......I REALLY want to live in downtown at some point.....

Ft Worth Kicks Ass. I live here.... Good Stuff: 1. VERY inexpensive housing. 2. Bass Hall - (going to see Alains Morrisette on the 30th) 3. Downtown Ft Worth has great bars and TONS of hot chicks - better that Dallas even. 4. Texas Motor Speedway close 5. Rod Tinney lives here Bad Stuff: 1. Traffic on 820 and 35 suck ass 2. Skydive Dallas is 1'30" away 3. The fucking weather has sucked for a year! There is something going on with climate change...there really is.

100% correct. My dad is a retired Delta Pilot. He got like a million lump sum and is getting like $6,000 a month now. That figure is going to turn into $2,000 a month pretty soon it looks like. I work for a VERY profitable railroad and I don't pay Social Security because we have Railroad Retirement, which is actually overfunded. Also, my company is having no problem meeting it's pension obligations. This was the same story with Delta 30 years ago. For me to think that Railroad Retirement will not be raped by the time I retire in 30 years would be stupid. I just bumped my 401K up to 25%. If railroad retirement and the pension stays healthy for the next 30 years, I'll be really fat at retirement. If both go away, Ill be just OK on my own. Mike

Has ANYONE at Perris ever met this Brian Anderson? I think that in the same semi-psychotic morbidly way he wants to see a fatality, I want to meet him for a beer! I have this dark side that wants to listen to what he has to say for a while. I bet the conversation will go something like This --

Im not making this up, but my grandmother was killed by a drunk motorcyclist in Paradise, CA. He hit their truck broadside, it spun and flipped. The motorcyclist was slightly injured. Mike

Dallas - Windy and cloudy...We rode load #3 down due to 28 mph winds....We got to 9 grand on load #4 and I went to Cosco and drove home. Mike

Like you haven't seen it before........

Yes I will fly you out....I was drunk when I bought www.giveme20dollars.com but I was sober when i bought www.killyourcellphone.com. Going to skydive Dallas tomorrow to kill my cell phone properly. --

Oh, and I don't know who that chick is but I would let her drink too much whiskey and make out with me anytime. --

Al little less talk about dreaming of Steves Penis, A little more talk of dreaming of Mike's Penins (aka 'the lobster'). I''ll post a pic if it will help the creative process. --

Sure, I trust all you crazy fuckers. I need a couple tons of Caddy Steel or the 8 airbags in my Accord to protect me from these Fucking Texas Soccer Moms on their cell phones taking their daughters to Cheerleading/Stripper practice

These are pics of an accident I was witness to a few years back in San Bernardino. A wrecker sideswiped me and we pulled over, blocking one of the two EB lanes. I was standing at the front left corner of my car talking to my insurance company when this truck came by real slow turning right into the driveway right in front of us. This guy on a Harley thought he was going slow and (as they only do in CA) gunned it and tried to shoot the gap. He hit the fender of the truck doing 50 at least. I was standing maybe 3 feet from all this. I can still hear him go "ummmppph" when he hit. Stuff was flying everywhere and I didn't realize what was happening until I looked up and saw him and his bike sliding across the pavement. He took out this sign with his body. I ran over thinking this was not going to be pretty. It was not. The sign laying on him was covering him until I moved it. The fiberglass fender basically decapitated him. The amount of blood coming out of him was unbelieveable. You never want to see someones final seconds, trust me. He was hot-rodding by all accounts. The guy driving the truck he hit never got out of the truck the whole time he was so fucked up and it bothered me a bit too for a while. I felt bad until the assholes family sued everyone else involved, including me for being parked on the side of the road. Fuck them. Just yesterday they had I-35 shut down in Ft Worth because someone rear enderd a bike. The harley embedded itself in the front of this car and looked pretty good actually, the rear wheel of the harley was up to the windshield of the car. They life-flighted the guy out. I will never ride a motorcycle on the street. --

This is so funny you are having cell phone issues. I JUST TODAY bought the URL www.killyourcellphone.com I am going to have people send me videos of them killing their cell phone. I already have 5 creative videos being made this weekend. EVERYONE hates their cell phone and wants to kill it. Get creative and send me the .wmv! --p

To kind of put this in perspective, they were animals, and we as a society kiil thousands daily in the name of food and sport. I guarantee you a deer stubling around with an arrow in it is not painless. This kid needs to be studied intensely to try and see what is going on in his brain. --

It seems crazy that he gets more time than some murders but I put people that torture animals in the same basket as child molesters....They have something inheriently wrong and society cannot take a chance on rehab. Mike

can you believe the Neuremburgring??? Can you imagine driving it for REAL back in the day with a lap belt and nerf helmet.... The whole time around the track you are going "sssshit!" --

Guess which dork is coming to visit for 2 weeks starting June 7???? What the hell was that shit we drank to make each other attractive? I have to take a certain 4 year old to Sea World but the rest of the time is yours! --