Duckwater

I forgot - I got a close up of the vanity plate and I think it gives a clue as to who this guy is!

I saw this driving down the road in Ft Worth. He had a horn that played "Dixie" and he kept honking it for no reason. What do you bet this guy don't date much?

I hit 230 MPH yesterday on my bike on I-35 in Ft Worth last week. Heres a pic of me near top speed on it. Mike

This seems to bear that out... http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/09/hate/index.html

Ther people that helped me out when my power went out was my neighbor, not my friend. They are into Rodeo and all that and I never 'hang' with them. They let me stay there because it was neighborly. It is a Texas thing. I do let their 17 year old daughter and her friends swim in my pool whenever they want though. Im such a saint..... One last SERIOUS thing.... I see you have listed swooping as one of your disciplines. I see you have 106 jumps. Please tell me that you just want to swoop one day or that you havent updated your jump #'s in a LONG time. Im serious when I say I don't want to see you get hurt but if you are trying to swoop with 100 jumps - really, really bad idea.

In 2002 108 Policemen were killled 46 Firemen were killed and 189 Electrical Workers were killed A lot of us have quite a bit of respect for these workers that have a more dangerous job than cops and firemen all in the name of our COMFORT. Imagine if I started badmouthing the firemen in the WTC because they didn't get the fire out. If I was you, I would BEG a moderator to lock this thread. It good for nothing but offending good people and you would be better served by its demise.

Yes it does make sense. And since nobody had power within 45 minutes of you, I would stay in the dark too. But wait a minute - Your 1st post: I certainly am friends enough with my across the street neighbors to stay with them, as MOST people probably are. Perhaps the people across the Street from you overheard you badmouthing FPL workers and want to keep their distance. I certainly would.

Notice all this time PJ is wishing death on those trying to help him (while most of his neighbors have power) he is sitting alone in his powerless house draining his laptop battery telling us his terrible lot in life? I wonder why he isn't staying with friends? Hmmmmmm...I wonder.......

IMHO...If we were to say FU to PJ it would be a PA and not PC but it would be OK if he were getting a BJ because he would be like... DILLIGAS?

The "hot water" in hot water heater refers to the system. So, "hot water heater" is perfectly correct. If I had just said "water heater" people might have confused it with the heating coil that you use to heat up the baby formula you use in your baby bottle that you are obviously sucking on in the dark while you amuse us with your pathetic tirade while people around you are homeless and dead.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/13/pf/dangerousjobs/ Gee, the 7th most dangerous job in America. All for the HUGE salary of $21 bucks an hour. If those sons of bitches would suck it up, they could have the #1 most dangerous job in America, and people wouldn't have to be typing on a laptop while eating Pringles by candlelight. (That's considered romance by Lisa)

Its official I STILL LOVE LISA

If it makes you feel any better, I have had the windows open and NO A/C in Texas for the last 2 weeks. Truly AMAZING in Aug-Sept Texas.....Global Warming - HAH!

Maybe one of the FPL guys eating twinkies outside could figure out how to rig your laptop battery to your hot water heater for you. You get a warm shower, we get.....never mind.

These seem to be pretty obvious fakes. What if the Bush camp made them/leaked them to some gullable Dems and ...........? The superscript is an unforgiveable error.....maybe a little too obvious....

I have lightly skimmed through this thread and I can't find an answer to a burning question.... Mr. "All Power Workers Must Die" has been on a powered computer ranting for 2 days. My laptop batt don't last that long. Where is he getting juice to run his computer for the last 2 days?????

No me, for taking the time to make you think that the Power Gnomes are not out to get you and that some of them will (might of already) probably lose their lives so you can have a warm shower.

I find this to be EXACTLY opposite. A big storm blew down my transformer pole a few months ago here in Texas. They IMMEDIATELY had 20 or so trucks and at least 50 people that dug a new hole, put in a new pole and RISKED THEIR LIVES with lightning, rain and wind to get my sorry ass power so I could pop my popcorn and watch South Park. They had all been working at least 20 hours that day.. These crazy bastards were up on a pole in a thunderstorm at midnight! They got me a temporary fix for the night, then came back the next day and spent all day making it pretty. Again, 20 trucks and as many guys. Then, they sent out a landscaping crew to fix the ruts in my yard!!!!! And, they did this in the rain too, laying sod like crazy. I have the utmost respect for the employees of Oncor Power here in Texas. Professional, dedicated Dude, 2 hurricanes hit and millions are without power. If you had any idea of the magnitude of the damage, you might be a little more thoughtful. I see only 1 moron in this situation. Mike

http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm Look carefully.

Hasn't EVERYONE jacked off to Jessica Rabbit at least onece?

OK you silly goose...you be Lance the Scorpio Cop who likes bondage and Ill be the naughty rig stealer who needs a spanking and cuffs...delicious

We can agree on that, but they are probably the 2 sports responible for the most bone screw sales. However, most motocrossers start out as pee-wees with dad running behind their 50 while they run up hills, then they gst an 80 at 12, a 125 at 15. They dont do (or attempt) triples until they are YEARS into the sport. There is a natural progression in motocross and it is a logical one to follow. Not so in swooping. Untrained baby swoopers would be the equivalent of someone who has never rode motox attempting a triple. And to PROVE im not some safety Nazi, I let my good buddy ride my KX 250 at the track. He used to be a VERY good amateur motocross rider, sponsorship and everything. 5 years ago. Very little riding since. I had my hesitations but he DID have the basis of knowlede to make an educated decision. He looped out of a triple, and went feet first into the face of the 3rd. When they cut his (my) boots off, his feet fell limp and the multiple compounds bled like crazy. I got go call his fiance and mom to give them the news. Hearing the doctor tell us they might have to amputate made me actually barf. Anyway, a bizzillion surgeries and dollars later (no insurance) the is able to hobble around on fused ankles with a cane. And, hearing him scream in pain for months whille his pulverised legs grew back kinda sucked too. He had the experience, not the currency. Just as important. I let him ride it again after he got healed a bit (no jumpos of course) but his wife was sure pissed. Look at his legs and think about ability and currency next time you do somthing crazy. His one bad decision has serious life long consequences. Mike

Will my sack really kill this thread?

Mine are just blue...

The envelope came to your office as Paul "swallows" Quade, right...I was hpoing it ahde made the rounds before you got it.