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  1. Duckwater
    I have over 900 jumps and I have never packed my main (except during my training). I could probably figure it out but I wouldn't want to jump it.
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    I just found it on the net somewhere and it was so damn cool I had to make a page for it. Hell, if that thing crashed, it would be just like a real plane. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/RCPage.html
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    I actually dropped my Old School 20GB iPod today and broke it. I had heard rumors of the new photo iPod and when I logged into apple.com....there it was.....like a miracle......I still have my mini to work out with in the meantime. I would die without an iPod...
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    Anyone else can't wait? I ordered mine just now. Get the Apple Care Plan. It is well worth it.
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    That is the 1st time I hav e ever seen a cats penis. Has anyone ever seen a Pig's Penis? That is where we get the term "screw".
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    This weekend...Her = 18 Me = 34 Age is erased in Rod Tinneys 412. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/IRL/IMAG0136.JPG
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    Blue Angels

    Duckwater replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire

    You are soo right about the Blues being high MX. I partied with the Snowbirds here in Ft Worth at Billy Bob's and you would think that they didn't have beer in Canada. Very cool guys. The Snowbirds are more impressive in their flying skills too. The planes are dogs, but they do some pretty cool stuff. GO CANADA!
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    Rod is a better cook than he is a pilot if you can believe that.....
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    Fellow Skydiver Rod Tinney flew me and my girlfriend and her 2 sisters to the races at Texas Motor Speedway this weekend in his 412 in formation with his 407. Oh yeah, we also stayed in his guest house and he cooked us the best steaks you ever had. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/IRL2004.html
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    I wonder if they are the ones that came to Perris to do Tandems, and did a badass motorcycle show on the runway. They then chickened out of the tandem and rode the plane down. True Story. Mike
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    This one makes me cry: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant
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    God, Im glad I was born in the US of A... Mike
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    Only if we legalize balck tar heroin too. Both Marijuana and Heroin are harmless as long as they are not given to in infants or taken with beer. The same bill should criminalize Jack Daniels. Mike
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    I want to know who created the disease that has infected ALL females and makes them not want to have sex with me!!!!! It has spread like wildfire! Please! I emplore you, FIND A CURE!!!!!! Mike
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    Don't step on the carpets at the Hearst Castle....Trust me.....I stood on one like an idiot wondering why the alarm was going off. Also, the tour gide will get pissed after you ask him "Why do they call it the Hearst Castle?" in every room you go in. Also, don't be drunk. Mike
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    I LOVE Stern. I listen to him every morning. I get the 1st hour of the show on my way to work. The 1st hour is more of a political/social commentaty than T&A jokes. He truly IS the King of all Media. #1 Radio Show, #1 Book, #1 Movie....Who else can say that. And who else has a $100 mil a year contract? Mike www.mikeskaggs.com
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    "Bet you get a free bowl of soup with this hat.......Worst lookin hat I ever saw.......looks good on you though...." RIP Rodney Mike www.mikeskaggs.com
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    Im 20% asshole, usually while trying to be funny. Last Friday, athe the 8.0 bar in Ft Worth, I was wearing my "my idea involves midgets and porn" t-shirt and it was really funny......right up until a real midget showed up. I went from hero to zero instantly. True story. Mike www.mikeskaggs.com
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    PORN name!

    Duckwater replied to CieloDiosa's topic in The Bonfire

    Im Darren Farm to Market 1173??????
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    Our plane broke, we diverted to HNL so we only got 24 hours in Maui. Man, I love HI!!!!! http://www.mikeskaggs.com/TomButt/TomButt.html
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    Very Cool...I can't believe you footed the bill for so long. I hope you at least break even one day. Suggestions... 1. Why no PayPal as an option to pay? 2. Perhaps up the limit on posted photos to like 100K for premier members. Mine are always just over 60K and I have to photoshop them down.... 3. Thanks for allowing those of us that can and want to help pay support those that can't at the moment. Sort of Voluntary Socialism. I like it. You kept all the really important (and life saving) stuff free. Thanks Sangrio. Mike
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    Never Maui. I just got back from Kauai. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Kauai2004/Kauai2004.html I can't imagine ANYTHING topping Kauai. I have been to Honolulu (Sucks), Kona and Hilo (Probably where I would want to live...Kinda like a Tropical Texas). Just got back from the Reno Air Races on Monday. The Red Bull Air races (featuring skydiver Mike Mangold) were insane. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Reno/Reno.html http://www.redbullairrace.com/
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    LENO SUCKS BIG TIME Letterman is my all time favorite but he used to be much funnier. Conan is good but I think he has brilliant writers more than natural talent. Jon Stuart is the new KING. He is destined to be the greatest of ALL TIME. He has more talent than all the others combined and his writers are phenoms. I love it when he asked Kerry "Is it true every time I use Ketchup your wife gets a nickel?"
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    3 hours for a booty call? I need 3 minutes or so. As you may have heard in the news, Delta pilots are getting out while the gettin is good. Myt best friends Dad is retiring so we are going on his last trip to Maui. http://www.mikeskaggs.com/TomButt/TomButt.html Keely...I will be in LA tomorrow from 1020 to 1530......Come have a bloody mary with us. My Dad's last trip was to Atlanta.... PLEASE LET THERE BE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PLEASE LET THERE BE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PLEASE LET THERE BE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PLEASE LET THERE BE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
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    Anyone guess why? Mike