Duckwater

Dave, As I posted in my original post, put youself in the shoes of the peoples yards these people are crapping in. Sit in traffic trying to get home to your kids. There is a way to do this without violating W's innocent neighbors. Her son getting killed does not give her the right to violate other peoples lives. HER SON VOLUNTEERED. --

Tony, My politics are fluid. I am not a Democrat nor a Republican. I think W fucked this war up beyond comprehension. That said, why punish the poor people of Crawford? They are having no effect on W's life. I have 2 moms now, if I died in war, which one "gave" me. Answer = None. I decided myself as did all of our military. She didn't 'give' anything, her son did. Her statement should be "My son gave HIS life, and I miss him" I empathise with her but, nobody owes her anything. --

Bill, She didn't giver her son!!!!!!!!!!! HE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR THIS COUNTRY! Don't confsue his real sacrifice with her loss. She obviously never wanted him to go and might as well be pissing on his grave right now. As far as 'jobless stink hippies', all the people showing up to camp with here are mostly the same band of gypsies that travel the country looking for the spotlight, a tent, people to piss off, and to waste everyone's time. I don't think she was one before this but she definetly is now. --

Imagine being a resident of Crawford and all of a sudden you have a bunch of jobless stink hippies and their port-o-johns on your lawn. Im sure her son is turning over in his grave. I would be. --

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/07/31/zimbabwe.land.reut/index.html Is that a 'slim' Hitler on his lip? Now who's the racist? This is a problem that will NEVER go away and now the blame has almost fully shifted from whites to blacks. --

I was just in the right place at the right time with my camera.

Im a fraid knot.....Rope laying on the floor wont fray. I never got a playset like this, all I got was a lump of coal.

I have a cisco router that they gave me, which overheats after 30 minutes after being plugged in to where Vonage nor the internet will work. They sent me a new one (charged me $110) then made me pay to ship the old one back. The new one overheats too...You need to speak Punjabi to talk to tech support...They cant understand that the router is overheating and insist it is a prob with my DSL (it's not, I thake the vonage router out of the loop and it works great) Is there another VoIP service that is good? I hate SBC worse that vonage. --

How the hell do I find and remove those files???? I just spent $30 bucks on a goddamn program that promised to remove it and it doesnt!!!!!!!!!!! DONT BUY THIS http://www.scanspyware.net/info/BroadcastPC.htm

EVERY time I start my comp, windows media player starts playing a trailer for the movie Hide and Seek. You cant stop it.....Then it wants me to install wallpaper and buy the DVD.....The Icon in the taskbar says it is a program called BroadcastPC 2.0....I cant find that program anywhere nor will Spybot or my Mcaffe find it or remove it! I am going to kick Dakota Fannings ass next time I see that little bitch! --

2 things - #1 I was riding my motorcycle in 5th gear across a pasture in knee deep weeds when I was like 14..I hit a half fallen fencepost and went head first sailing over the handlebars. I landed face first. It hurt, and I woke up kind of and my face was all wet and gooey. I thought it was my brains. Turns out it was a fresh, green cow patty, that was all over my face and in my mouth. Strangely, it didn't tase so bad, sort of like kippered grass clippings. #2 - I was 18, a freshman at U of Alabama....My buddy Boyden Moore and I were shit faced and decided to drive to his parents house in Gadsden. It was like 1 AM. We went by the girls dorm to pick up a friend of his. He had an RX-7 so she sat on my lap. She was drunker than we were. Well, somewhere in BFE Alabama, as I am finger banging and drunk, sloppy french kissing her for 100 miles or so, she barfs all over me. I scream for Boyden to stop the car and I dump her in the grassy median where she continues to arch vomit like a Bellagio fountain. I change shirts and we continue. It gets worse. The next day, Boyden and I are bored so we decide to throw water balloons at cars. We drive to the store and I go in for balloons. I round the corner of asile 3, and, low and behold, there is Sally Pukesalot. I kind of don't know who she is at first because I never really saw her face. Well, she has shorts on and I can now, in my sober yet hungover state, focus. She has HUNDREDS, NO THOUSANDS of warts covering her legs....I mean she looks like a leper! My mind, still somewhat clouded by malted hopps, hunch punch and bong resin, quikly realizes that those warts almost certainly do not stop at the hem line of her shorts and certainly plauge the area where my fingers had been all night. There was a PA broadcast at the Piggly Wiggly for "Cleanup on Asile 3" as I promptly barfed after my brain processed the available information and came to an awful conclusion. No shit, I barfed right there in front of her. That is all I can muster for now. I am going to go wash my hands, again. --

I was on AA flying from EZE-MIA last night and my little video thing wouldn't work so the flight attendant got me a personal DVD player and suggested the movie Maria Full of Grace...A movie in Spanish subtitles in English.... Man, what a great movie....I Googled it and Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for Best Actress, and rightly so. Get this movie at Blockbuster next time.... --

"I have a pool, and a pond, the pond would be good for you".... Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) Caddy Shack Navin R. Johnson: "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. " --

Had I not been still drunk I might have looked at USAA{s website better and realized that they have local or toll free numbers for every country in the world! Got it fixed and I have a stack of pesos.... What do they use in Uruguay? Forget trying to use punctuation on these spanish keyboards --

Well...I just tried to have a co-worker pose as me...it went well till the fraud dept asked him my mothers maiden name...he froze.....Shit

This sucks....I left my ATM card at home as I was headed to St Maarten to meet friends. I called USAA at MIA and got my credit card OK for cash adcance... Well, the flight to SXM was cancelled and that was the only flight of the day leaving me no chance to meet my friends that were on a cruse ship. So...I wait around MIA for 9 hours and catch the 845pm flight to Buenos Aires. It kicked ass because I got 1st class on an American 777....Those seats ROCK. Anyway....I go out last night with Ripi and somehow lose all my cash and now my credit card will not dispense cash, I guess because I am using it in S America and it is a fraud check. I have no way of calling USAA. So ...here I sit.....Wondering what to do....Any Ideas? I have to pay for Opera tickets today..... My date is the prettiest one I have ever had and I am going to blow it because I have no cash.... UGH

Or, unlock it, tell some joke about a duck, spank chop chop, let UntamedDog comment, AggieDave can add true insight and RoysPlayThing can post pictures of her butt and keep bumping it? --

I have to disagree with the greenies on this one......I clicked on it, and while I dont know Val, I did give some $ on behalf of my favorite boob-equipped skydiver. Perhaps let her edit thread to generic JFTC and unlock? This is a great cause and I dont consider any solicitation 'advertising' in the truest sense. Everyone give at least $20....I dare you.... --

Lisa, Do you REALLY think you can keep up with me for 2 weeks? Perhaps Keely could.... --

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8208422/ Thats pretty big.....I hope the news doesn't keep getting progressively worse.... --

Am I crazy? Wed June 15 AA flight 935 DFW-MIA AA fllight 687 MIA-SXM arrives St Maarten Dutch West Indies 2:20PM Staying at Great Bay Beach Hotel June 15 & 16 Little Bay Road 19 Philipsburg, Sint Maarten Netherlands Antilles Phone 599 (5) 42-24-46 Friday June 17 AA flight 2160 SXM-MIA AA flight 909 MIA-EZE arrives Buenos Aires Argentina 6:15AM June 18 Staying at RIVER HOTEL June 18 & 19 Montevideo 86 (C1019ABB) Buenos Aires Argentina 54-11-4382-8789 www.riverhotel.com.ar reservas@riverhotel.com.ar Monday June 20 AA flight 943 EZE-MVD arrives Montivedeo Uruguay 11:43AM Staying at Raddison Hotel 759 PLAZA INDEPENDENCIA MONTEVIDEO, UR 11100 59829020111 Wednesday June 22 AA flight 900 MVD-EZE-MIA arrives Miami 4:30AM AA flight 845 MIA-DFW arrives Dallas 8:57AM Thursday June 23 Wash clothes and get my parachute then: Friday June 24 AA flight 2401 DFW-LAX arrives Los Angeles 8:21AM Skydive Perris Tuesday June 28 AA flight 2408 LAX-DFW arrives Dallas 6:05AM --

They should have Snoop Dogg with a camera outside the courthouse. He could film a whole series of "Whacko Freaks Gone Wild".. Don't people have anything better to do, like post all day on DZ.com? --

Guilty..... People can understand killing your spouse People cant understand molesting a child. --

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