Duckwater

What was the first? --

Really not as crazy as it looks. As any swooper can tell you, surface tension is like solid ground. They are probably doing 130mph and it is like concrete. Doing it in formation is impressive http://image.rcuniverse.com/forum/upfiles/69717/Us55285.jpg

Oh yeah, ask all those guys that got nabbed on the Dateline Internet Preadator Episode..... I swear, if I was that fucked up and I got 'outed' on Dateline, I would put a bullet in my own head ASAP...I honestly cant believe none of those assholes have not killed themselves. --

You are 100% right. Just ask Kobe Bryant. --

Isn't taking a shit like rolling the dice? Somtimes I think it is going to be a healthy little turd and it turns into this smelly monster. And, when you think you are going to have the nastiest beer shit ever, it is like little lamb droppings that are scentless??? I one had a shit after I ate about 10 helpings of mashed potatoes at Grandys on an all you can eat plate. I took a shit the next am that didnt feel like much until I looked. (we always look). I swear, it was an unbroken, single pole about 16" long that went into the hole at the bottom of the toilet (which propped it up) and it stuck out of the water like the Rock of Gibraltar. I have been trying to re-create it ever since with no success. What is your greatest shit story? --

My grandmother is 1/2 lesbian and that makes me 1/4 lesbian, can I come? --

One of the funniest thisngs I have ever seen was an episode where Barney was getting married. He bolts into the office and tells Andy "GUESS WHAT?" A reluctant Andy "what ?" Barney - "GUESS!" Andy - "give me a clue" Barney - "IT INVOLVES A RING" Andy - "I dont know" Barney - "IT INVOLVES A CAKE" Andy - "I dont know" Barney - "IT INVOLVES MY GIRLFRIEND" Andy - "youre getting married" Barney - In a truly perplexed state "HOWD YOU GUESS?" --

I hate writing the check to the maids every two weeks -

Thanks JP...You saved me a WTF? call to Tony --

http://www.world-airport-codes.com/turks-and-caicos-islands/middle-caicos-4705.html Rurks and Caicos - COOL --

Eerily Similar Story: I found this on Google from an Olympic Competitor to a potential sponsor: To: Rich and Keelys Curling Supplies Hemet, CA Dear Rich, My name is Sarah Richardson. You may have heard of me, and/or my story from recent TV stations, magazines, and newspapers. I was involved in a near fatal curling accident on October 19th, 2005. I had a spinning stone that lead me to a spinning broom. I hit the ice at about 3 MPH face first into the rink. The whole time I was spinning, I could hear my Estonian boyfriend shouting "PUMP THE BROOM! PUMP THE BROOM!" from the sidelines. The accident shattered every bone in my face, knocked out the front 5 teeth in my mouth, fractured my pelvis in 3 places, and fractured my right leg below the knee. When I was in the emergency room I was also told that I was 2 weeks pregnant! I had only has sex with the entire male Estonian Curling team, and they all promised that Estonian Sperm would not make me pregnant so I am at a loss as to why I am pregant. We did a DNA test and the fateher is an out of work curling instructor. He has been banned from several Curl-Marts in Estonia. He gets 400 Kroon disability a month. (I am now 22 weeks along, and my baby appears to be perfect...he is due June 12, 2006). Once the baby is born I plan to curl again just as soon as time permits. However, the accident didn't only break much of my body, but all of my gear as well. When the time comes for me to curl, every tv station, magazine, and newspaper that I have talked to already will be there ready to hear from me again. If you, and your company would be interested in assiting me in obtaining the gear I need to perform my future curls I would be more then happy to support your company during any/all future interviews I do. If this is something that we can work out together please let me know as soon as possible. I am very eager to get with my broom and rock again, but I am now simply looking for help to make it happen! I hope to hear from you soon! Thanks, Sarah Richardson Curler Extrordannare --

What if her baby looks like this? She could go on Povitch, Oprah, and Real TV again and get a sponsorship from huggies and a lame, British Comedy Show. --

Shayna Robinson in 40 years. --

I talked to him today and told him: " Richard Simmons called, he wants his shirt back" --

Who is this new mystery boyfriend? I know who he is.....He is my best friend........ People who have worked in the school in Perris will know who he is... She loves our prank calls. --

I was watching a TiVoed Letterman where he rips on him. Guy Card Re-Instated --

That is the Gayest thing I have seen all day. And I saw Richard Simmons on TV today. --

Christ People!!! Perris has a bad ass Bar and a pool where hot European women lay out half naked! I even convinced some of them to rub tanning butter on me. Oh yeah, wind tunnel, It aint all about skydiving. (Perris is better in that Dept too) --

Some Dumbass paid $108 for this!!!! I gave him the drawings. Anybody got any broke shit they want me to sell? I think I found my talent. --

Hopefully it was Ted Kennedy. --

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?playVideo=11906 This is damn funny --

Heres my next cartoon....Can I put it on eBay Lisa Marie and Keely? PLEASE????

She might get drunk and try and molest you on a beanbag. Im not for sure ....just sayin..... --

In some form or another.

I am going to draw some more pictures this evening to illustrate some of the questions. Stay Tuned. You think Danish Cartoonists caused a ruckus...... ----